wadanohara and pulmo were just gettin ready to go on their first lovey-dovey date together
the two had been in a relationship for the past month now and no one was stopping them. they were gonna be together forever like caillou and that red haired baby kid. everything seemed perfect to them. they met up at the street corner and wada gave pulmo a greeting kiss.
"wada i'm so glad we're able to be together and go on dates like this!" pulmo exclaimed, tightly clutching onto wadanohara's hand.
"i'm glad too, pulmo. i really hope no one fucks this up for us." wadanohara replied.
she sure did hope no one would fuck up their date, especially since it was going to be their first date.
they were going to some cliche kawaii cafe thing called mochi centeral. you know one of those places where there are girls in maid outfits nd they're all like "WELCOME MASTER BLAHABLAH" yeah/
one of those just opened in deep sea town and wadanohara was FUCKING PUMPED to go to it with her girlfriend pulmo.
pulmo continued to hold wadanohara's hand tightly as they made their way to the cafe, a blush plastered onto her face the whole way.
once they arrived, wada held the door open for pulmo and they found a table.
a waited quickly approached them. it was memoca and she was in the shortest dress either of them had ever seen.
"'SUP MY HOMIES HOW'S IT GOIN?" she yelled, loud enough for the whole restaurant to hear. "OH WAIT NO NEED TO ASK. WADA I BET YOU GOT SOME SERIOUS JELLYFISH LAST NIGHT" she broke down laughing and wadanohara blushed .
"MEMEOCA SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MICROWAVED PIECE OF SOAP"
memoca calmed down and handed them each a menu.
"take your time 'ladies' wouldn't want to rush your date."
wada sighed as she watched memoca walk away. it was finally just her and pulmo again. or so she thought.
in the corner of the cafe behind a plant lurked TRASH BABY. he wanted to get with wadanohara! he had no idea that wada really was getting some serious jellyfish. anyone could tell they were both up all night if they looked at the shadows under wadanohara's eyes.
trash baby watched as the two laughed and made jokes about some of the menu items. he had to make a move eventually if he wanted the wada.
after a few minutes of browsing, pulmo stood up.
"wada i have to go to the bathroom so order for me okay! i want the takoyaki!" she planted a kiss onto wadanohara's cheek and skipped off.
wadanohara nodded slightly and went back to deciding what she wanted. sal smoothly strutted over to their table and leaned against the wall.
"hey wada heard you were on a date" he said "wanna ditch your girlfriend and go out with me?"
wadanohara looked up startled and threw her water at trash baby. she had to time for his shit.
"fuck off sal i don't want my date to be ruined."
"oh no i'm so hurt the weeaboo baby has insulted me."
wadanohara was pissed off and smashed her glass on top of sal's head.
"fuck. off. sal."
trash baby groaned and retreated back to his corner. shortly after, pulmo returned. she seemed startled by wadanohara's groans, but paid no mind to them. their food eventually arrived and they quietly ate it, making small talk the whole time.
after they paid the bill and left, sal cried.
he wanted the wada
he wanted the wada so much
" oh why does wada have to be gay why" he sobbed
goddammit trash baby
wada and pulmo stayed together and got married and trash baby was forever alone