Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma ½. The mistress Takahashi does. Nuff said.
Neko-Ranma Prologue
Note it can be said that Genma Saotome was not the worst father in the world, but he is in the top ten. Now a talented martial artist he may be, and an effective sensei if you look to see how far his son has come since the very short time they have been on their training journey, but bright was not a word used by many to describe him. Many have speculated that he could not possibly get any more stupid.
Now if to prove them wrong, Genma had this wonderful idea involving a pit, cats, his son, and fish-sausages.
'Ohh.my boy will surely master the neko-ken this time.' This thought filtered through his head as the idiotic man tied his son up with fish-sausages despite his son's protests and screams.
Ranma, new what was going to happen now, as he watched the cats with terror in his eyes. The first time he had been thrown in the pit he had been excited about learning a new technique, but now he knew what the cats were for and he did not want to do it anymore.
Finally finishing with the fish-sausages, Genma picks up his son Ranma. "Now boy go in there and master the dreaded neko-ken!" he yells as he throws him in. Quickly, he runs to go get some sake for his idea of training his son in the neko-ken. What he missed was his son screaming out in pain and terror.
"Pop help me. They 're hurting me pops. Help, please let me out!" Ranma screams are laced with terror that a six-year old should not have to deal with. Just before he blacked out from the pain and pure terror he was feeling, he could of sworn he heard a voice scream "DDAANNMM YYOOUU KAMMII-SAMA!!!!!!" but couldn't confirm it before he finally succumbed to sweet unconsciousness.
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Emeral, age 23, was walking through the park in relative peace loving the sanctity that no other place seemed to give him. Deciding to put his skills to the test (he had been taking kempo and tai chi since he was 12 and had devoted quite a lot of his time to, although he had no fantasies about being the best) and ran through the trees at a very fast rate. Finally, picking up enough speed, he jumped up hitting a tree, folding in his legs like a spring, he ricocheted off to another nearby tree repeating the move from tree to tree. Although he held no qualms about being the best, he knew he was damn good. Getting into a rhythm, he saw a particularly large branch up ahead that was pretty high up and decided it would be a good place to land.
Bouncing up from the tree he was now on, he landed on the branch righting his balance quickly enough that most people wouldn't notice him doing it.
Emeral sighed to himself admiring the view from up here. He had always thought that being up high above everyone else was an experience that made life seem pleasant again when things weren't going great.
Getting ready to jump down, he noticed something amiss on the tree he was standing on. Looking closer he saw that there was a glowing mark in the shape of a cat on the trunk. Not even given time to say anything before he was enveloped in the supernatural light. Sucking in a breath before everything went dark he screamed, ""DAANNMM YYOOUU KAMMII- SAMA!!!!!!"And Emeral was no longer on this plane of existence.
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Emeral woke up to an unfamiliar sight. Around him were dozens of cats all trying to tear his flesh up to something unrecognizable. Quickly getting up he noticed something was tied around him. Looking down he saw the remains of some fish-sausages. Realizing this, he quickly pulled off the remaining scraps and threw them to the beasts.
'Feh damn beasts are real scavengers they are. Hmm. something doesn't quite feel right here.' Sensing something wrong he looks down on himself and practically screams. 'I'm young again. really young!' Before his eyes was the body of a six-year old and he was pretty sure that he hadn't gone insane. Taking time to look around, he noticed for the first time that he was in some sort of pit. Keeping up his search, he started to piece together the puzzle. 'The pits, the cats, and the fish-sausages. Wait a sec, this is the method for the neko-ken training in Ranma the anime series. Wait, now I remember. That freaky light took me in. Could it be. nah it can't. or can it? Could I possibly be in another dimension? And in one were the Ranma series was real.' Puzzled by this relavation he almost missed the voice that spoke out.
Is anyone there?
"Ahh.who said that?!" Emeral demanded.
Someone's there. My name's Ranma. Do you know where I am? It feels like I'm out of my body. I can see what's happening, but I can't seem to do anything. Ranma stated inside his own head.
' Okay, definitely in the Ranma Universe. Only here could something this strange happen.'
It's alright kid. I'm sure ya will regain control in a little while, but right now just hold on tight I think I have control of your body. He said in his head.
Why do you have control over my body mister? You're not going to hurt me are you? Ranma asked with a trace of fear from someone else having control of his body.
Don't worry kid I'll try not to damage it. My name's Emeral and I have a feeling that were going to be together for a long time.
And so started another path of the life of one Ranma Saotome.
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Well that was it. Send me some reviews and tell me what ya think. Please give any advise or help fill in gaps.
Thanks,
Emeral Fire
Next time: Jusenkyo! And do I smell Amazons in the air???
Neko-Ranma Prologue
Note it can be said that Genma Saotome was not the worst father in the world, but he is in the top ten. Now a talented martial artist he may be, and an effective sensei if you look to see how far his son has come since the very short time they have been on their training journey, but bright was not a word used by many to describe him. Many have speculated that he could not possibly get any more stupid.
Now if to prove them wrong, Genma had this wonderful idea involving a pit, cats, his son, and fish-sausages.
'Ohh.my boy will surely master the neko-ken this time.' This thought filtered through his head as the idiotic man tied his son up with fish-sausages despite his son's protests and screams.
Ranma, new what was going to happen now, as he watched the cats with terror in his eyes. The first time he had been thrown in the pit he had been excited about learning a new technique, but now he knew what the cats were for and he did not want to do it anymore.
Finally finishing with the fish-sausages, Genma picks up his son Ranma. "Now boy go in there and master the dreaded neko-ken!" he yells as he throws him in. Quickly, he runs to go get some sake for his idea of training his son in the neko-ken. What he missed was his son screaming out in pain and terror.
"Pop help me. They 're hurting me pops. Help, please let me out!" Ranma screams are laced with terror that a six-year old should not have to deal with. Just before he blacked out from the pain and pure terror he was feeling, he could of sworn he heard a voice scream "DDAANNMM YYOOUU KAMMII-SAMA!!!!!!" but couldn't confirm it before he finally succumbed to sweet unconsciousness.
++++++++++++++++++++
Emeral, age 23, was walking through the park in relative peace loving the sanctity that no other place seemed to give him. Deciding to put his skills to the test (he had been taking kempo and tai chi since he was 12 and had devoted quite a lot of his time to, although he had no fantasies about being the best) and ran through the trees at a very fast rate. Finally, picking up enough speed, he jumped up hitting a tree, folding in his legs like a spring, he ricocheted off to another nearby tree repeating the move from tree to tree. Although he held no qualms about being the best, he knew he was damn good. Getting into a rhythm, he saw a particularly large branch up ahead that was pretty high up and decided it would be a good place to land.
Bouncing up from the tree he was now on, he landed on the branch righting his balance quickly enough that most people wouldn't notice him doing it.
Emeral sighed to himself admiring the view from up here. He had always thought that being up high above everyone else was an experience that made life seem pleasant again when things weren't going great.
Getting ready to jump down, he noticed something amiss on the tree he was standing on. Looking closer he saw that there was a glowing mark in the shape of a cat on the trunk. Not even given time to say anything before he was enveloped in the supernatural light. Sucking in a breath before everything went dark he screamed, ""DAANNMM YYOOUU KAMMII- SAMA!!!!!!"And Emeral was no longer on this plane of existence.
++++++++++++++++++++
Emeral woke up to an unfamiliar sight. Around him were dozens of cats all trying to tear his flesh up to something unrecognizable. Quickly getting up he noticed something was tied around him. Looking down he saw the remains of some fish-sausages. Realizing this, he quickly pulled off the remaining scraps and threw them to the beasts.
'Feh damn beasts are real scavengers they are. Hmm. something doesn't quite feel right here.' Sensing something wrong he looks down on himself and practically screams. 'I'm young again. really young!' Before his eyes was the body of a six-year old and he was pretty sure that he hadn't gone insane. Taking time to look around, he noticed for the first time that he was in some sort of pit. Keeping up his search, he started to piece together the puzzle. 'The pits, the cats, and the fish-sausages. Wait a sec, this is the method for the neko-ken training in Ranma the anime series. Wait, now I remember. That freaky light took me in. Could it be. nah it can't. or can it? Could I possibly be in another dimension? And in one were the Ranma series was real.' Puzzled by this relavation he almost missed the voice that spoke out.
Is anyone there?
"Ahh.who said that?!" Emeral demanded.
Someone's there. My name's Ranma. Do you know where I am? It feels like I'm out of my body. I can see what's happening, but I can't seem to do anything. Ranma stated inside his own head.
' Okay, definitely in the Ranma Universe. Only here could something this strange happen.'
It's alright kid. I'm sure ya will regain control in a little while, but right now just hold on tight I think I have control of your body. He said in his head.
Why do you have control over my body mister? You're not going to hurt me are you? Ranma asked with a trace of fear from someone else having control of his body.
Don't worry kid I'll try not to damage it. My name's Emeral and I have a feeling that were going to be together for a long time.
And so started another path of the life of one Ranma Saotome.
++++++++++++++++++++
Well that was it. Send me some reviews and tell me what ya think. Please give any advise or help fill in gaps.
Thanks,
Emeral Fire
Next time: Jusenkyo! And do I smell Amazons in the air???
