Energon High Guys

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Happy fourth of July! :D

Autobot Base, WheelJack's POV

I watched as the humans, Sam and Carly, walked by drinking the strange liquid called coffee. It was kind of like energon to us, but with the earth chemical caffeine. I was a little jealous. Our energon gave us energy, but not like caffeine. An idea started forming in my processor. I ran as quickly as I could to my lab to start working. I laughed with glee.

Nightfall, Autobots in recharge, WheelJack's POV

I walked up to the daily energon dispenser and replaced it with my now coffengon! At least, that is what I called it. I walked back to my berth room to get some much needed recharge. I could not wait for everybots' reaction.

The next morning, Optimus's POV

I woke up to SideSwipe and Ratchet, arm in arm, running around the base whilst blaring Row Row Row your boat as loud as they possibly could from their speakers. They handed me my energon ration and ran off again. I wondered what on Cybertron or earth would make them act like that as I walked to the main room.

IronHide was bouncing on a giant trampoline while singing (horribly I must say) Jingle bells.

The wreckers were putting make up on each other with giant kits. They were also flirting with the triplet femmes who were wearing giant red mustaches and blowing on huge kazoos. Primus knows how they got all of this stuff.

BumbleBee was covered in flowers and ran in circles buzzing.

Mirage was transforming back and forth yelling,

"I'm a pizza!"

WheelJack was making something that looked a lot like human fireworks screeching,

"BOOM BOOM BOOM!"

Prowl was hanging from the ceiling with many bungee cords wrapped around him. He was crying and calling out to no bot,

"I'm sorry mommy! I just wanted to bungee jump like daddy!"

Skids and MudFlap were painted bright purple with lime green shapes covering them. They were chasing each other with Bot sized nerf guns. Again, only Primus knows.

Jolt ran around with his whips out. I thought that was ok, until I realized he was chasing after Carly and Sam.

Jazz was painted black with two ninja swords. He snuck around while loudly proclaiming,

"I am Mirage the ninja!"

When Mirage heard this, he pulled out his wrist blades and chased after Jazz.

Wheelie and Brains were dancing to the chicken dance song.

The humans were sitting the corner of the room ( except for Carly and Sam who were now being threatened by Jolt with a banana) shaking with fear.

I had finished my cube a little while again and was feeling a little…. off. I started dancing along with Wheelie and Brains who were now screaming because they thought I might step on them. I then proceeded to jump with IronHide. Next, I found a large teddy bear. I snuggled into its soft fur until I felt it ripped from my servos. I looked up at Ratchet with watery optics.

"Rat-Ratchet. That's mi-mine!" I whined.

"No its not. It's mine!" he replied.

He ran off and I gave chase.

4 days later with the effects finally worn off, WheelJack's POV

I got the biggest and worst punishment ever. No inventing for 30 cycles! I did learn my lesson though. Bots should not be drinking anything similar to humans. I am still cleaning up scorch marks from my fireworks….

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