I own nothing.... and I never will that goes for all of the chapters

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Naruto Christmas Special

One the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

"One Cup of Ramen!"

On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me

"Two Sasukes kissing"

"......"

"Naruto say your line!"

".....One...cup...of...uhhh"

Sakura punches him in the face and knocks him unconcious. and finishes his line.

"One cup of ramen!"

On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me

"Three new squad members"

"......You bastard!" Sakura slaps him, they never finish the line.

Naruto christmas special epic fail....

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Naruto's Lines are Bolded

Sakura's Lines are Bolded and Italics

Sasuke's Lines are Bolded and Italics and Underlined.