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Title: So Hard On The Knees
Author: Laura
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: numerous
Archives: Anything, just ask.
Warnings: Nothing, really.
Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling created the Harry Potter universe and the characters
mentioned here.
Feedback: Anything and everything.
Summary: SLASH. Ron has a little problem with Slut!Harry; Seamus matchmakes,
Dean reasons, and Harry makes it with numerous people (just implied, in this
chapter, anyway). Confusion ensues. Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
'So we're playing Ravenclaw
tomorrow,' Harry said, as he moved a pawn forward straight into Ron's trap.
'Seamus will be playing this time, since Collins is in the hospital wing.
Anyway. What do you think of their team? I hear the Chasers are exceptional.'
Ron took the pawn, and wondered why he was the only one Harry talked
Quidditch to, and how he managed to look so innocent whether he was talking
strategy or flirting. Sometimes Ron wondered whether it was really a good thing
that Harry had never even attempted to flirt with him, because . . . what was so
important about being valued as a friend, when Harry was looking up at him, and
his hair was falling into his verdant eyes?
'Ron?'
'Yeah?'
'So what do you think of their team?'
And it wasn't fair that he was so perfect, either. That he could ask
perfectly innocent questions and make Ron's ears turn red, and that when he
looked up and smiled just a little (Ron could never figure out whether or not
this was calculated) it sent people's heads spinning.
'I think our team is better, but yes, I think their Chasers are pretty
good. And, um, their defence is weak.'
Harry began to describe an elaborate play the team had come up with a few
days ago to this effect, but was interrupted by the arrival of Seamus, who
jumped onto the bed beside Harry, rested his chin on Harry's shoulder and
surveyed the chessboard.
'You're losing, Harry,' he commented, and moved Harry's bishop
for him.
'Aren't I always?' said Harry, and grinned at Ron.
Maybe he found that kind of thing intoxicating, because he had such a
dramatic effect on most people, and of course he knew it, but Ron could never
make up his mind whether he wanted Harry to think long enough to take him out of
the best-friend-and-don't-touch box, or . . . or not.
'Check,' said Seamus, and smirked at Harry. 'I am so much
better at chess than you are.'
'You are not,' protested Harry, and nudged him with his shoulder.
'Am too,' Seamus shot back, and didn't notice when Ron moved his
king out of check.
'Are not,' said Harry, and knocked Seamus over, both of them
rolling off the bed and landing with a thump. There was a pause, and then Ron
heard Seamus laugh breathlessly, and turned away, closing his eyes.
Of course Gryffindor won, and there
was a party later on in the common room that lasted until after midnight,
because Gryffindor would now be playing Slytherin in the Quidditch Final, and
there seemed to be a lot of people drinking what didn't quite look as
innocuous as Butterbeer. Seamus had a few himself. The first time he tilted his
head back and drank it in one gulp, and then staggered and coughed, and Dean
laughed at him. There was no-one daring enough to let off fireworks in the
common-room since the Weasley twins, but there were one or two attempts at
entertainment, some music, and certainly a lot of sweets; Seamus more than
suspected that Harry and Ron themselves had something to do with that. Since the
noise level seemed to be quite under control (except for the occasional small
explosion), no-one came to tell them to go up to their dormitories, and the
party continued late into the night. Seamus spent most of it dancing, drinking,
and talking animatedly to Dean and Neville about something he couldn't
remember the next morning.
To his amusement, Harry was actually dancing, and Seamus suspected that
the drinks had something to do with that. He pointed it out to Dean, who laughed
and shook his head.
'Seamus, some people would kill to be you.'
'Why?' asked Seamus, perching on the arm of Dean's sofa.
'Because you get all the action around Harry.'
'Yeah. Me, and the rest of the school,' said Seamus, grinning.
'What about it? Name me someone who would kill to be me, anyway.'
'Ron,' said Dean, deadpan.
'Ron?' Seamus was genuinely startled, and glanced over to
where Ron was standing with his arms crossed, watching Harry dance with a queer
expression on his face. 'What has Ron got to do with things?'
'I think he'd kill to be you,' Dean said. 'Haven't you
ever noticed how Harry acts around him?'
'Yeah, they're just best friends. Ron is Harry's best friend,
Dean.'
'Well, maybe that's the problem,' Dean said, and got up. 'Want
another drink?'
At some point people started crawling up to bed in small groups, until
the last few were left to clear up. Seamus started up the stairs a long while
later, and tripped over Harry Potter, who was lying on one step with his head
pillowed on another.
'Harry?' he asked, getting to his feet and shaking the limp figure on
the steps gently. 'Harry, wake up.'
'Seamus?' said Harry, blinking, and clutched at
Seamus's hand to pull himself up.
'What're you doing down here?'
'I don't quite know,' said Harry, sounding rather
surprised, and rather drunk. 'Where are we anyway?' He took a step forward,
tripped over one of the steps, and Seamus had to help him up again.
'We're going back to the dormitory,' Seamus
informed him, but Harry surprised him with a quick openmouthed kiss.
Seamus arched an eyebrow. 'Feeling a little
licentious tonight?'
Harry smirked and kissed him again. 'You know I
always am.'
And suddenly, irrationally, Seamus thought of what Dean
had told him earlier. 'Where's Ron?' he said, and immediately regretted
it.
'Ron? . . . I don't know,' said Harry, looking
confused, and inclined his head, breath misting out over Seamus's neck.
'Why?'
'Never mind,' Seamus said, but he was still
thinking about Ron, and wondered whether Harry really only thought of him as a
best friend. Maybe it was better for them to be just friends, because from what
Seamus had seen of them, they were very close (he had thought they were
soulmates, during that first year at Hogwarts, and had laughed about it with
Dean) and it would be different, if Harry treated Ron the way he treated
Seamus. Not that that was a bad thing, his constant interaction with Harry, but
. . . it would just be different.
'What is it?' Harry asked, his voice whisper-soft,
fingers curling under Seamus's collar, but he didn't seem to expect an
answer.
They reached the dormitory eventually, and it was all
right because everyone else was asleep, including Ron, which they had discovered
when Seamus almost pushed Harry onto Ron's bed by mistake. But the thought of
him was running through Seamus's mind, even as he grinned, watching Harry take
off his glasses, fold them and set them down, and then blink up at him, his eyes
wide and unfocused. Damn that Ron Weasley. Surely he wasn't making Seamus feel
guilty, because that couldn't happen, not with Seamus. And besides. He
didn't even know whether Dean was right.
He
awoke the next morning stretched out on the end of Harry's bed, and lay there
for a while, listening to Harry's quiet breathing. After a while he turned his
head to look at Harry, who was sleeping on his side with one hand tucked under
his cheek. His eyes
were closed and strangely vulnerable without his glasses, and, like Dean, he had
very long lashes.
It was funny how every time he looked at Harry now, he thought of Ron,
and the funny, wistful, resentful look on his face as he watched Harry dance.
At breakfast Harry confessed to having a slight headache, and Ron teased
him about it, stealing his piece of toast out from under his nose. Seamus shoved
the whole Ron business to the back of his mind and concentrated on eating his
breakfast. Really. He should stop thinking about things like that, things
that veered dangerously towards melodrama. After all, he was here to have fun.
Later Harry bumped into Draco Malfoy in the corridor, and possessions
spilled from both bookbags.
'Watch where you're going, you stupid git,' Malfoy spat. He
seemed too annoyed to think of a stinging remark today, Seamus thought, but he
seemed to be expecting an answer from Harry. The other boy just gave him a Look,
but Seamus thought this one looked . . . strange, not furious, but sort of
intense, and maybe a little predatory. Hmmm. Harry and Malfoy might actually be
quite an amusing couple.
He mentioned this to Dean, who sighed and said, 'Seamus, you're
delusional.'
'Why? They would so be amusing.'
'But. Seamus. Look, you can't match up everyone in seventh
year.'
'Just watch me,' said Seamus, and skipped off down the hallway.
He thought he heard Dean say, 'Who are you going to match yourself up
with, then?' and turned around, but Dean didn't seem to expect an answer.