Elephants CAN Fly After All…



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P.S.: I'm not gonna say any names in here, you haveta guess who's talking!!!



"Can elephants really fly?"

Incredulous look. "NO, elephants can NOT fly, baka!"

"They can so!!" scowls at them. "Dumbo did!!!"

"Dumbo's fake, genius!!" 'idiot.'

**Gasp** "How can you say that?! Liar!! If he's fake, how'd he get on tv?! Huh?! You answer THAT!! HA!!" was said smugly.

**Shakes head incredulously** "People DREW him!!! Besides, a real elephant cant fly!! Noton it's own, at least!!"

"Can too!!!!"

"Can not!!!!"

"Can too!!!!"

"Can not!!!!"

"Can too!!!!"

"Proove it!!!"

"Fine, I will!!! Hmph!!"

"How, are you gonna hijack a zoo, or something?!"

"That's exactly what I'm gonna do!! Then I'll teach him to fly!!! Ha!!" Stalks outside.

"Woah, I didn't think he would take me seriously…HEY wait for me!!!! I gotta see this!!!" with that, the speaker raced after the other.

~*~*~30 min. later…~*~*~

"Here's the elephant!!!" No. 1 says brightly, grinning.

@.@ "……..omg……"

"Now I'm gonna teach you to fly, Elly!!!"

In the background, grunting and wild trumpeting of terror is heard, and "Awe, c'mon, Elly, it's not that bad!! I'm NOT going to drop you!!!......yet….."

Silence. Then air rushing past something large is heard, and really loud trumpeting is heard, then- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silence. "Ummm…oops? Lets…Try that again…"

@_@ "……….poor Elly………."

Elastic is heard stretching in background, and No. 1 says; "Come heeeeeere Elly…." Elly is seen cowering away beneath a bed. "Grrr….ELLY!!! Come here NOW!!!!" a cross between a whimper and trumpet is heard then, "Good. Now get in the rubber band….."

Suddenly he lets go, and the rubber band sends Elly zooming through the air. A huge BOOM resonates, and a huge explosion shakes the ground. Silence, until- "WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

@_@ "…………………..omg……………………"

"Lets try something else……"

"……k……"

~*~*~ 3 Days, 7 hours, 25 minutes, 36 seconds later….~*~*~

"Lookie!!!! He's doing it!! He's doing it!!!"

"Z…z…Z…Z…Z…Z…z…z………………….."

"WAKIE WAKIE!!!!!!!!!!! GET UP ITS MORNING!!!!!!!!"

Nothing. =-( "Grrrr…LOOK!!!!! IT'S A MOUNTAIN OF FOOD!!!!"

"REALLY?!?!?! WHERE?!?!?!"

"Lookie!!! Elly's flying!!!!!!!"

@.@ "…..How…..wha….but-but……omg……………"

"Lets go show everyone else!!!!!"

"…O……kay……."





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