Chapter 1- Welcome To My Life

"YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

"Dude, you are so screwed"

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

That is a typical moment inside of my house. It once frightened off my neighbours. I'm not some kind of freak though don't worry.

I should probably start by introducing myself; my name is Eleanor Jenkins a Hollywood actress and singer. I have a load of really close mates and four of them are in my house at the moment, the guys that are here make me the person girls' envy all across the world.

Currently at my house(and causing me to scream) are boy band McFly. No I'm not kidding, I know McFly. It's a long story so I'll cut it short: since birth I have known Dougie Poynter and we have been joined at the hip since our first meeting, I shall never be as close to anyone. Then at 11 I end up heading to some orchestra thingy and I meet Harry Judd playing the trumpet, hence our friendship even though he is 2 years older than me.

So when I find out that my two friends have gotten into a band I assumed that it was two different ones. But oh no they both get into the same one. It was awkward when Dougie invited me to the McFly mansion and I just started talking to Harry.

Anyway, back to the story. At the moment I am soaking wet after Dougie decided that it would be hilarious to chuck a water balloon on my head. Dougie was still laughing like a maniac as I chased him through the corridors of my home, whilst the others sat watching Back To The Future (surprise, surprise).

I am slowly drying off as I charge after Dougie- he knows it's ok though, I always forgive him he just doesn't know that it's because I have a bit of a crush in him. Yes, I have a crush on my best friend and have for about 13 years (I'm 24 now, 2 days older than Dougie). Long time I know but hey ho.

Wow I have a good view of his arse from here. SHUT UP BRAIN! SHUT UP!

Whilst my mind was wandering elsewhere I didn't notice that Dougie had locked us into a closet.

"Erm, Dougs… Why are we in my closet?"

"Well now you can't chase me." See what I have to deal with.

"Dougie I could now easily beat you up and you would have no way of escape you do realise that."

"Oh…. I didn't really think this through did I?"

"If I'm honest. No. You did not think this out at all." I said in a matter of fact tone. In fact I was so busy stating the obvious that I didn't realise how close we are.

Eleanor, this is your brain. Do not do anything stupid. Do you hear me? Hello?

Sadly I did not get this message because when a silence fell over us I decided to yell out "A gay baby with ginger hair has just been born!" Why you idiot? Why?

I could feel his breath on the back of my neck as he chuckled. This was all becoming too much when…

"Ooooooo. Are we playing 7 minutes in heaven?" Saved by Danny Jones, never thought that I would say that.

"No actually…" I started.

"Cool you two still have like 5 minutes to go!" Screamed an over excited Tom, he's the only one who knows about my crush on Dougie and boy can that kid offer great advice. I mean I literally told him EVERYTHING! However, now whenever there is an oppurtunity for me and him to 'get together' that's when he becomes 'Crappy Matchmaker Tom!'

Just then the door slammed in my face and I heard a key turn in the lock. Laughter echoing throughout my house as the three dufuses walked back downstairs. No doubt to raid my fride. But now I was locked in a room with Dougie, joy.

But then again, welcome to my life.