A/N: This was originally Part 1 of my LK series but now all the conversations will just be in chapters.
I wrote this completely for fun and out of boredom. Just thought it'd be funny if this was an OVA in CG.
As the summary says, this is Part 1 of many conversations of Lelouch and Kallen.
Enjoy!
On a lovely Tuesday afternoon, our protagonist Lelouch finds himself stuck with paper work for the Student Council. His fellow member, Kallen, is also helping him, believe it or not. The school day is long gone and the students have returned to their homes. Only these two students remain in the large Ashford Academy campus. What humorous conversation shall they have today?
K: Pass me the stapler.
L: Can I hear a please?
K: Pass me the stapler.
L: Can't you ask a litter nicer?
K: Oh my god, just pass me the freakin stapler!
L: Relax. Here, behold! The mighty stapler.
K: I asked for the stapler not stand up comedy.
L: Geez, what's got you in such a bad mood?
K: I am not in a bad mood!
L: Yea, and I'm not a prince of Britannia.
K:. . What?
L: Huh? You want paper clips?
K:. . Ugh you're hopeless.
L: I don't appreciate the insults, Miss Kallen.
K: Oh, like you don't insult everyone else for not being up to your standards.
L: When do I do that?
K: . . .I don't know but you probably do it in your head! Freak!
L: (Maybe if I just stay quiet she'll stop spazzing.)
K: . . . .
L: . . . .
K: What? No smartass comment?
L: I thought you'd appreciate me "shutting my mouth for once" as you'd probably put it.
K: Oh shut up.
L: Ha, ha.
K: What are you laughing at?
L: Oh, nothing. I wasn't aware that you were menstruating today.
K: What? How in the world do you know that I have my period?
L: It's quite obvious.
K: You're a such a perv!
L: What's so disgusting about blood dropping from a woman's uterus every month?
K: That! Everything! Gah, I hate my period!
L: You're not the only one who hates it.
K: Excuse me?
L: Well, every time you have it your hormones are crazy. Do you not remember the time you were trying to kiss and hug me and get me to go with you into the closet? And then the next minute you were throwing books at me, commanding I go get you tampons at the pharmacy? Then you tried blackmailing me to my sister?
K: WHAT?
Our dear Lelouch is not lying. In fact, I remember this day quite clearly. It was perhaps three months ago, around this time of course, and I told Kallen and Lelouch to clean up the clubhouse.
K: Luuuluuu!
L: Kallen? You never call me that.
K: Of course I do you silly boy! Now come and give Kallen a big hug!
L: . . .I think I'll pass.
K: Aw don't be such a baby. Here, I'll hug you then!
L: That's okay!
K: Stop running away Lulu! You do love me don't you? Cuz I love you so much!
L: Alright, you're freaking me out! Get away from me!
K: Fine! If you won't let me hug you then I'll just have to kiss you!
L: No! God no! Go away woman!
K: Come on Lulu! Let's go have some fun in the closet! It's nice and small so it won't be hard. Let's go!
L: Dear God, please spare me and end my life now.
K: Ugh! Why are you being so difficult?
L: Me being difficult? You're the one chasing me around and trying to get into a closet!
K: You are such a jerk Lulu!
L: Hey stop throwing those books they're heavy!
K: That's exactly why I'm throwing them you moron!
L: Cut it out! Oi, you're gonna have to fix that later!
K: I could care less! I'm having my period and I don't give a crap about anything!
L: No wonder you're acting like a maniac. Thank you for stopping by the way.
K: Pfh. I'm only stopping because I need to tell you something.
L: What?
K: Go to the pharmacy and buy me some tampons. The heavy duty ones please.
L: What in the world makes you think I would get you tampons?
K:. . . Heh.
L: . . .Kallen, don't you dare.
K: Oh, Nunally! You're brother's sexually assaulting me! He came out of nowhere and tackled me and almost raped me! Help!
L: Kallen you bitch get back here!
Present
K: That really happened?
L: Yup. I had to get Rivalz and Suzaku to stop you. Then Milly and Nina took you away and helped you calm down.
K: Now that I think about it, I could definitely see myself doing that.
L: Later on that day I practically peed myself when I remembered what happened. Oh, good times.
K: Shut up, jackass.
L: Hey, use nice words, Kallen
K: What makes you think you can tell me what to do!
L: Well I am your leader. .
K: Come again?
L: Would you like some tea?
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