My Pointless, Humorless Fic
Disclaimer- I don't own them. I don't own them. I don't own them. I have to tell myself that to stay sane and keep lawyers off my back.
Hey! What's up peoples! I've defeated FF.net by finally saving it right! Now my italics and underlines will show up. Hahahaha! Yeah. This is something I wrote in English in August 2002. I don't know where I was headed with this, but I just decided to post it. I'll make a plot, I hope. Pleasa reada my other fics. I'm dying of lack of reviews. Thanx to those who have reviewed!
"Grandpa, Daddy's already shown me that move."
"What about-"
"Yep."
"The-"
"Uh huh."
Pan was sitting in her Grandfather Hercule's dojo one rainy day. Her parents were at a convention somewhere in the United States. Texas, to be precise.
"What has he left for me to teach you then?" He asked the young fighter.
"Well, neither Mommy or Daddy can cook very well, but they said you're almost as good as Grandma Chichi."
"Let's move to the kitchen then. Hopefully the dishes are clean."
They migrated to Pan's first lesson of Hercule's Kitchen O' Gourmet. After about three hours, two burnt turkeys, and one call to the Satan City Fire Department, someone knocked on the front door.
"Hello. Oh, it you Vegeta."
"Let's go. It's almost time for dinner, and the woman put me on a time limit."
"Okay. Bye Grandpa! See ya next week." She took off behind the Prince. On the way back to CC, Pan felt something whiz past her face.
"An energy blast?" She looked around to see who threw it. Then she heard snickers from behind a lilac bush.
"Uncle Goten, that wasn't nice!"
"You should learn to be more alert. Hey, where'd you go?" He felt an energy blast hit him square in the back.
"So should you." Pan gasped between laughs at the expression on his face. Vegeta flew up a few moments later.
"Would you two hurry it up?! I don't need more of the woman's lecture on how the world doesn't revolve around me. We all know she's delusional"
"Chill out, what'cha yellin' for?" Pan said.
"Watch it." Vegeta warned as he powered up. Pan and Goten gulped and took off quietly after the enraged deity.
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