Hi everybody. It's me again, with another big thing I probably won't be finishing anytime soon but will definitely have a lot going for it. I was just having a PM conversation with a delightfully passionate user, and he/she had this idea that I could do a lemon fan fiction with Ichigo from Bleach and some of the characters from Valkyrie Drive. In a spur of creative madness, I decided to make an entire series dedicated to crossover-based lemons. The aforementioned user has asked that I don't mention their username, so I will just say how awesome they are, and that this wouldn't be a reality if it wasn't for them.

So let's lay down some rules:

1. If one or more of however many characters isn't from a different series, you can forget it.

2. Kinks and fetishes are a maybe, dependent on what they are. For example, I can tolerate group sex, brainwashing, and femdom. But I will not allow cheating, incest, non-con, toys, tentacles, lolicons, or bestiality.

3. Because I don't allow cuckolding, I will not knowingly pair characters who are in a canon relationship.

4. If you have something specific in mind, I need details. Surely you want more than simply the two characters romping.

5. Hopefully I won't have to use any girls more than three times each, so if you've come across a female character a considerable number of times, it is disqualified. I had trouble looking for male characters to complete the equation. The split is not equal.

6. Any Users who write their own chapters and send them via DocX will have their names labelled within the chapter for their credit.

So we'll be starting off with Ichigo Kurosaki from bleach and Lady J from Valkyrie Drive: Mermaid, based off of the user's idea. I've never seen ast episode three of the latter series, but I know just enough Hope you brought your towels, 'cause it's about to get steamy in here! (Dad jokes at no expense. Get yours today.)

Enjoy!

"Speech"

Thoughts.

*Noises*

Sometime after the Blood War

Not for the first time in his life, Ichigo questioned how he'd ended up in this situation.

Not for the first time, he reminded himself he knew very well the how of it.

The "when" of his situation was about 30 minutes after he arrived on an untamed island in the middle of nowhere. The "where" was in an abandoned shack in the jungle on said island in the middle of nowhere ... standing in front of the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen.

See, prior to those 30 minutes, there substitute soul reaper had crashed on the island in his spirit from, before encountering a pair of women with strange souls. They were human, but they felt ... amorphous, like they could change at any moment.

He was just plain confused when they asked if he was a Liberator or an Exter, and was then treated to the sight of the two of them fondling each other without embarrassment, at sight that got him gawking for a few seconds before he tore his eyes away from the sight. He was then almost shot when one of the women had transformed into a minigun and the other had made use of it. It was easy for him to take them out barehanded, just as another woman ran straight out of the woods.

Ichigo's jaw slammed into the sands as he gazed upon the woman moving towards him. She had violet hair with a flower bandana, matching violet nails, and violet lips, and was wearing a ridiculously revealing two piece dress with red accents. The top did very little to contain her breast, which were easily the biggest he had ever seen, and her belly was exposed, showing a tiny waist and voluptuous hips. She wore a long split skirt with her crotch covered by a ribbon, black strapped-up high heels and black elbow length arm warmers.

Ichigo was treated to the sight of her beautifully bouncing titties as she ran towards him. He was fortunate to learn that she wasn't out for his blood like the last two, and she had introduced herself as Lady J. Huh. Anyway, the two ended up nearly getting hunted down by Welter, but managed to hole up in an abandoned but not too old shack, that was pretty much just and oversized bedroom with all other needed amenities only a few steps from the bed.

Turned out, he was on an island called mermaid of all things, and everyone here was a female that, due to the Armed Virus, could become a weapon or the wielder ... except for the leader of the island, and him, who were males. Lady J herself had been separated from her partner Rain Hasumi when they were being pursued by Welter agents who had been sent to hunt them down. Ichigo had offered to help her find her partner, and she had agreed to let him assist.

But of course, having never seen a man on the island before, Lady J was ... admittedly rather aroused by the presence of the handsome young man sitting next to her. And so, removing her arm warmers, she had decided to ... test this man, who's immense power only added to her arousal. It was admittedly a rather tricky process, getting him to consent, but after some rather solid convincing, and egging on from his inner hollow-Zanpakutō, he decided that it wouldn't be the end of the world if he threw his chastity out the window.

Naturally, Lady J took the initiative, pushing forward into a passionate kiss. After a few seconds, Ichigo pushed back with equal vigor, his hollow instincts guiding him through this process. Ichigo moaned as he felt her heavenly bosom flattened against his iron-hard torso. Before long, the simple kiss became more heated as they opened their mouths, the lady's tongue moving in to explore Ichigo's cave with vigor.

His hands were idle, simply propping him up on the mattress before the violet-haired bombshell sensed his trepidation, giggle and briefly pulled away to whisper in his ear. "You've got nothing to worry about. Right now, I'm all yours." She gingerly took hold of his hands, and placed them on her luscious ass. "You can touch me as much as you want."

Inhibitions thrown to the wind, the orange haired hybrid filled his hands with as much of her ass cheeks as he could, returning to the passionate make out session. He took full advantage of her permission to touch her, as the tent he had pent pitching began to grow in earnest. The two of them moaned as their mouths opened and closed around each other's. As they kissed, Lady J's hands shed the top half of Ichigo's shihakusho, revealing his solid abs, and the young man in question had moved his touch from her glorious ass across the small of her back with one hand, while the other latched itself onto one of lady J's monstrous mammaries underneath her laughable excuse for a top, palming it methodically.

The Exter-Liberator hybrid noticed this immediately and pulled away from the make-out session giggling. "You like?" As if to prod further, she took one of her monstrous breasts in hand and lifted it up to him in offering, as she whispered in a low, seductive tone. "You like Mama's titties, don't you? Why don't you suckle mama?"

Even if he wasn't already hard as a rock, something about the show she was putting on – and the way she said "mamma" – made him throb ragingly. Falling to instincts completely, he tore the top off with ease letting her titanic titties heave to and fro, free from their pathetic confines. Lady J, turned on by the obvious strength he was displaying, could only flush as her breast were finally free, seen by the one man she wanted to see them. Ichigo himself could only gape in awe at the biggest pair of tits he had ever seen in his life, easily outdoing even Rangiku's! Falling back to his instincts, he quickly latched his mouth around her enormous nipple, his tongue playing around the gumdrop-sized areola. Lady J flushed further, hugging Ichigo close to her mountainous bosom and running her fingers through his spiky orange locks. "Ooooooh," she cooed, "that feels gooooood ..."

The Shinigami in question was having similar thought, as the huge tit barely in his mouth seemed to roll around and jiggle, even held in both of his hands. Deciding to just let it flop around, he turned his attention to the small of her back, unknowingly returning the embrace, and mashing his face further into her massive mommy-pillows. His hands traced down to the small of her back, lightly gripping when they reached her buttocks, and gliding along her smooth, thick, never-ending thighs. He kept one hand on her ass, trying to keep them upright as they could be. His other hand slowly went up and down her limbs, and he suddenly found it gliding inward, towards her most private area...

He gently pulled away from his suckling, and he pulled his hands away, leaving her lying on her side of the bed, looking confused and maddeningly aroused.

She got up for a moment looking rather hurt. "Ooooh, why'd you stop?"

He wringed his hands as he turned away from her, eying her crotch area. He tried his best to say what he wanted, but he was still new to this. "Can ... can I ... can I, uhmmm ..."

It didn't take her long to figure out what he wanted, as she followed his line of sight to her nether area. The gorgeous Liberator could only giggle at his bashful attempts at asking to eat her out. "My my, you're quite eager to please aren't you?" Without hesitation, she untied the bottom half of her dress and spread her legs revealing to him her heavenly lips. "Well of course, my young gentleman. Taste away." They were smooth, shaven and best of all, sopping wet.

Ichigo obliged whole heartedly, quickly hooking his arms around her thighs, spread her nether regions with two fingers, and gently prodded his tongue against her pussy. The violet-haired Exter gasped has the young Shinigami licked her folds with vigor. She threw her head back, letting moans spew from her purple lips, a sound that was all things divine to Ichigo's ears, as he tasted her honeypot, which tasted like ... actual honey, compared to what he'd expected. He gently dragged his tongue around the lips as she practically writhed, and notice small nub at the top. Experimentally, he listened to the voice in his head that said to flick his tongue on it, and was rewarded with a rather vocal gasp and moan from Lady J, who took one hand and mashed his face between her legs in a fit of lustful desperation. The beautiful, flushed Lady J meanwhile, was playing with her own breasts with her other hand in an attempt to stimulate herself further.

Suddenly she notice and all too familiar heavy tingling in her nether regions. It was coming, and it was coming fast. "Ah! Ah! I'm about ... to ..." Her warning was well heeded, as the young warrior increased the strokes of his tongue against her flower.

She came with a loud moan, her juices gushing out of her hole, which Ichigo continued to lap up with enthusiasm. As she propped herself up on her elbows, she turned her attention to Ichigo's pants, which she saw had a painfully obvious bulge in them. Dear god. Is that really...? Externally, she was completely calm, moving herself up into a sitting positon. "Why, thank you, Ichi-kun." She praised, letting the endearing pet name fly passed her perfect lips. "You've taken care of me, now it's my turn..." She gently cupped the tent in his pants, taking delight in his low moan, "...to take care of you."

Reaching out with both hands, the super-busty beauty slowly pulled down his hakama, and a circumcised foot long cock sprung out and smacked her in the face. "Oh my goodness." She muttered. It wasn't just big either. It was thick, thicker than her arm, and she wondered again if it would fit. She took hold of the monstrous organ, Ichigo moaning as her soft hand slowly and firmly pumped his girth up and down. One of her hands went towards his ripe apple-sized testicles, tenderly playing with the sac as the man above her moaned in pleasure. She leaned up to his ear, her bare breasts hanging just over the head of his dick as a result. "You like that don't you." She whispered seductively. "I know what you like." She moved her head down, facing the head of his cock directly. "I know what you want ..." she planted a gentle kiss on the tip of his dick, which was now weeping precum. She licked the massive dick from its base, all the way to the leaking tip, tasting the precum, before suddenly wrapping her lips around the head of the hybrid's stick.

Ichigo threw his head back and let out a rather vocal moan as Lady J bobbed her head up and down on his sword, slowly but surely taking more and more of his length into her tight, wet mouth every time. Eventually, she had him down to the base! She grabbed onto her orange-haired bedmates firm muscular buttocks as she continued to bob her head up and down. *Ggggkkkk. Gurrggghh* This wasn't quite satisfying for her though. Thinking quickly, she released the cock with a pop, and looked up at the substitute soul reaper, who was looking at her with eyes completely glazed over. "Please skull fuck me." She pleaded, as she pumped him up and down with her hands to keep up the pace. He nodded, his mind fogged up by his fully released animal lust. Taking this as a compliance, she got back to sucking him off, and was more than a little pleased when he grabbed her by her violet hair and began thrusting up and down on her head. Now fully stationed, the incredibly buxom cycle-form Exter got straight to work, devouring the biggest cock she'd ever seen.

Ichigo panted heavily as the woman beneath him worked her silky orifice around his glorious cock. Her hands were at work fondling his massive balls, sending the pleasure skyrocketing through him, as his body wracked in enjoyment. He looked down at her, the sight of both his hands on her hair as she just barely went all the way down to the bottom of his member, the organ disappearing behind those sinfully succulent purple lips. "Ahhhh, J-chan," he breathed out, with no earthly idea where the name came from, "So good ..."

After several minutes of the world's most intense blowjob, Lady J suddenly got an idea, somewhere in her lust addled mind. She smirked, as much as one could when their mouth was stuffed with the finest of man meat. She quickly stopped altogether. Her partner looked at her with unfiltered disappointment. "Why'd you stop?" He whined. She simply grinned at him, adjusting herself just enough so that Ichigo's length was faced with Lady J's titanic titties. Taking a breast in each hand, she wrapped the soft mountains around the rigid length.

Ichigo practically slammed his head into the bedframe at this point, as the gorgeous woman gave him a world-class titty fuck. He instinctively thrust into the monstrous breasts as they swallowed his cock without mercy. This was it. This was absolute heaven, where his now super-sensitive organ was being buried under a valley of soft flesh like no other. Every titty-shake she pulled was another leap towards cumming, and he could do nothing to stop it, not that he wanted to. He could only groan in the pleasure that coursed his entire being as his man flesh was crushed by Lady J's divine vice.

Lady J moved her godly mammaries up and down on the Shinigami hybrid's enormous shaft without pause, taking great satisfaction in the way it completely disappeared into the cavern of her cleavage. Even in between the rapid movements, she could feel the rigid limb pulse harder and harder, signaling his impending orgasm.

As if on cue, Ichigo called out to her as best he could between the furious pants. "J..." he managed, "I'm about to ..."

"Oh, I know, Ichigo." The violet-haired wet dream of a woman said, grinning excitedly. "Cum for me. Do it! Paint mommy's huge, soft, pale white titties with a brand new shade of white with your hot, chunky cum!"

At just that moment, he came with a loud groan, jizz spurting out of his head like a fountain as it covered every inch of J's massive mammaries. Ichigo panted heavily and noted with a bit of surprise that his raging erection had not wavered at all, but seemed to be throbbing even harder. Lady J, meanwhile was content with lifting her drenched tits into her mouth and licking them clean, a display that the studly young death god watched unblinkingly. Licking up the las of the sperm off her breast, she looked at him with her glazed eyes as he sat back up.

The teen in question had just turned his sights upon her as she suddenly got up and held onto him by the shoulders. Getting the message, he set himself on the edge of the bed. As she moved and hovered directly over him she paused. "This ... will be my first time with a man." She admitted, flushing. "I ... don't know about you but ..."

Ichigo was rather flushed himself. "Me too." He admitted. "It's my first time too."

Lady J could not help but be touched by the unprovoked admission, and cupped his cheek. "Thank you, Ichi-kun." She spoke softly. "I hope you like this position. It just felt right."

With that, she dropped herself down on the enormous dick, gasping as she tore her barrier. Ichigo went cross-eyed as the feeling of Lady J's hot, tight pussy squeezed his member. After a few seconds, she regained her composure and began riding him. The soul reaper was agog as the amazon slid up and down his shaft, her glorious tits quaking with every little bounce. He basked in the indescribable pleasure, enjoying the sight and feeling of the limb disappearing into her tight cunt. Quickly taking action, her grabbed her by her thick hips and began thrusting into her.

"Oh, Ichigo," the Exter shouted as he began destroying her insides. "Oh, fuck me! You're amazing!" She wrapped her arms around him and pressed his face into her soft titans, relishing as he rubbed his face in between them. She wasted no time in kissing the young man fervently, moaning into his lips while her huge booty bounce in his lap, rippling with every impact. Her nails dug into his back, and she could feel the bulbous head of his length hit her womb. She didn't know why, but she loved the feeling. It made her want to ride him harder, an idea she went along with.

There were almost no intelligible words between them as they fucked with total abandon. Ichigo could only moan as this woman- no, this goddess, repeatedly impaled herself on his sword over and over. He had never had sex before, and doubted any woman would be able to please him like this again. He really hoped this wouldn't be the last time, because no woman he'd met had a body like this. He abandoned coherent thought as his hips continued to keep pace with hers, their serious rutting suddenly causing the bedframe to collapse underneath them. But they couldn't bring themselves to care. They were entirely too focused on the unbelievable sex.

"Oh god ..." Lady J could feel the knot inside her come undone as she rode she rode him with all of her might. She was surprised that she hadn't crushed his pelvis somewhere through the progress. Her enormous strength would have destroyed an ordinary man. Then again, the man underneath her had proven to be far from ordinary. But it still wouldn't last for much longer.

"Ichigo," she panted, gaining his attention through the intense animal passion. "I'm ... close."

"Me too." He grunted, as he continued slamming into her snatch. He was going crazy. He had never felt anything like this before, but the feeling of drawing close to orgasm was insane. He started fucking her more furiously, driving them both closer to the edge.

Lady J panted furiously, riding her partner in a way that would allow her to cum first so he didn't accidentally unload inside her. She's heard the consequences, and she didn't want to face them. Before long, the pleasure skyrocketed through her and she allowed all of her restraints to just disappear.

"Ichi-kuuun!" She blasted out her silvery juices with a loud cry, her pussy clamping down on him as her silvery juices doused his balls. Reflexively, she jumped off of his before dropping down and wrapping her mountainous tits around his massive cock. Five powerful strokes later, he blasted out a fountain of cum, which she quickly took into her mouth as she wrapped her lips around the head while she continued her titty fuck. After several seconds, she released it and allowed the rest to stain her huge boobs, relishing in the fiery feeling as his hot spunk covered her. After he stopped cumming, she stopped titfucking him, and, slowly but surely, his throbbing mast softened down. For several minutes, the two of them simply laid there, basking in the afterglow.

It was Ichigo who was able to break the silence first. "So ... what now?"

Lady J giggled, grabbing for her top, which was, surprisingly, not actually torn. "Well, I was looking for my partner. We could start there." She grabbed some towels and wiped herself off, handing several to him.

"Good Idea." Ichigo sat up going for his shihakusho as he cleaned himself. "Then we'll work on getting everyone off this island right?"

"Well, yes, but are you sure you want to help us?" the Violet haired bombshell aske, straightening her skirt, before turning to him. "You defeated that duo back there like they were nothing. You could probably leave the island without any help at all with that kind of power."

"Eh, yeah, but that's not my style." He shrugged. "I'm here now. And I want to do everything I can to help." He turned to her. Looking her in the eye with an earnest look. "If you'll let met..."

The Exter was touched by his offer. There really was no way she was going to refuse the extra assistance anyway. If he was as powerful as she thought, they might be able to take down Welter by the end of the week at longest! And besides ... he was way too much fun to just let go.

"Thank you, Ichigo-kun. You will certainly do wonders here, I can tell." Lady J smiled gratefully. She then took on her infamous sultry gaze. "And when it's over ..." She positioned herself in to his side on all fours, her breasts swinging with every small movement. "I'll have a reward waiting for you."

Well, Ichigo thought, his hormones strengthening his resolve beyond what he ever thought they could have, there was no way Welter was going to be anything more than a smoldering crater now.

Well, that was my first chapter, hopefully, of many. Let's see what happens in the future. In any case, have a good night!