This story is based on a Theory about one of the endings in silent hill 4,where,in the final fight,if you have a series of golf clubs,there would be a golf ending. This is not true,but i think it would be funny. Here is the Silent Hill 4 Golf Ending.

Walter and Henry are having a staredown while eileen slowly Walks towards the Gyroscope of death,and a Giant Wall monster is slowly emerging from the Wall.

"Henry...you're it. You're..." Walter says,but suddenly pauses.

"I'm what? The 21st sacrament? The Reciever of Wisdowm! I know,Walter. I know everything. Joseph told me. You murdered him." Henry says,filled with rage and ready to fight.

"No,Henry...you're the...WINNER OF A FREE GOLFING TRIP TO SILENT HILL LINKS CLUB! The Finest Golf course in all of Ashfeild!" Walter shouts joyously,as Confetti spews all around,Eileen walks out of her daze,and The Wall monster explodes,revealing a giant party popper. Henry looks shocked then starts laughing. "What the Hell!" Henry laughs as Several people from silent hill past emerge from the "Gryoscope of death",laughing,such as James Sunderland,Pyramid Head,Cybill Benett, And Harry. They all pat henry on the back And the screen starts to fuzz...

Later that Week...

We see Henry taking a swing with a golf club,as Walter sits down next to him,in a Caddy suit,smiling.

"Alright,Hole in One! Beat that,Pyramid Head!" Henry says,as Pyramid Head Walks over,wearing a golfing hat,and golfing plaid pants,dragging his Great Knife. He Raises the Knife,and swipes the Ball,knocking it away,and into Toluca Lake. "That Would be A bogey,PH." Walter Says,as PH Screams in anger,and Smashes His knife into the ground.

"My Turn! Eileen says,as she hits the ball so far,it goes through A Window of Woodside Apartments,and Smashes A Patient Demon in the head,andit dies,as demon dogs begin eating it. "That would be another Bogey!" Walter shouts,as He raises Henry's hand in Victory. "The Winner Is Henry Townshend!" Walter shouts,as The golfers clap and congradulate Henry. The Screen fades to black,as we see Cartoony drawings of The Charachters golfing,as The theme from the original game playing as the credits roll.

After the Credits,SH4: The Room is shown,as a Beeping noise is heard. Along with the sound of a fizzling and a crackle of a Codec.

"This is Snake. Do you read me Walter Sullivan?" Solid Snakes voice is heard. "Loud and Clear,Snake. What's up?" Walter's Voice is heard.

"So...We still on for next tuesday?"

"Yeah,snake. Otacon's Birthday,and what a suprise He'll get when he sees the Schoolmate he Ratted out 12 years ago..."

"Yeah,Man,he'll shocked! And remember our deal man."

"Yep. I get to take your place in the next Metal Gear Solid...And You get to be the Protoagonist of the next Silent Hill."

"Akira Was at first a little skeptical,though. He didn't know if this crossover was good enough,until i showed him some of your past work. Hideo like the deal though?"

"yeah,after a few shots of Burboun,he agreed."

"I wonder what he'll think,when it goes from Metal gear Solid...To metal Gear SILENT!"

"Yeah,He'll be Suprised. Well,see ya."

"See You...David."

BU-DAH-BU-DAAAAH! Whispering Silent Hill...

AN:How was it? That was a little Metal Gear Tribute at the end there. If ytou've played any of the metal gear games and beat them,you'd know that those Phone and Codec Calls are pretty famous after the credits.