NCIS' Got Talent!

Rating: K for now, might go up.

Disclaimer: NCIS isn't mine. Neither are the movies and songs mentioned in the text.


Chapter 1- Abby

"Abby?"

"Hey Nick, how are you?"

"Fine, thanks. Listen, I'm going to Hawaii for a week and I've just bought a new karaoke machine."

"Yeah?"

"Well, it was quite expensive, so I don't wanna leave it in my appartment while I'm on holiday. Could you look after it for that time?"

There was a moment of silence. "Can I try it?"

"...Okay. But don't break it."

"I won't. Thanks and have a nice time on Hawaii!"

"Yeah, thanks. Bye!" Nick hung up.


Abby's home, Washington D.C., the next day (Sunday)

Abby Sciuto was standing in her living room, looking at her cousin's karaoke machine. It'd be much more reasonable to keep it in my lab, she thought. First, I spend a lot more time in there than in here, and second, I won't have to think of reasons to why I suddenly wanna invite everyone to my home.


NCIS base, Monday morning

Abby had managed to drag the karaoke machine into her lab without anyone noticing it. Once there, she had placed the large black box on an empty table, locked the door (which she normally didn't do, but she didn't want anyone to find out about this new piece of technology in her lab... not yet), and recorded herself singing 'The Element Song':


There's antimony,arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium,
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zink, and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Havard
And there may be many others, but they haven't been discavard.


Abby stopped the recording and unlocked the lab door. One done, five to go. Let's see who comes down here first, she thought, smirking. I'd better be prepared for a long discussion, just in case it's Gibbs.


A/N: Sorry for cliffhanger. Keep reading.