Day 1, I have successfully infiltrated the academy known as 'Hogwarts', it took a while, but I managed to pull it off somehow. But I suppose I should explain how I managed to successfully complete my assignment, you see it was an ordinary day when suddenly she appeared!

"Hello Ms. Granger, my name is Professor McGonagall, may I come in?" Professor McGonagall asked the pale girl who had opened the door. "I'm here to tell you that you're a wizard."

I handled the situation flawlessly!

"U-uh I-I don't want to buy what you're selling!" The girl shouted as she slammed the door shut, surprising the Professor. The Professor then saw the girl scramble upstairs, before she tripped and fell back down the stairs.

My parents (henchmen) calmly came down the stairs as I commanded them to come to my side.

"Hermione what happened?!" Hermione's father shouted as he and her mother ran down the stairs, "I heard you shouting from upstairs!"

Hermione shivered as she picked herself up from the ground and shivered.

"There's some saleswoman who wants to come inside!" Hermione shouted. "I think she wants to sell us some kind of drug!"

"...What?"

My henchmen decided to find out what she was up to, using the most complex interrogation techniques they had ever learned!

"Hello there," Hermione's father said, "May I ask what you're doing here Ms...?"

"Mcgonagall," The Professor introduced herself to Hermione's father, she blinked as she saw the pale girl shaking behind her father, "I'm here to talk to your daughter, Mr. Granger."

Hermione's father was confused, "What do you need to talk to my daughter about?"

"You see I'm a Professor at an academy known as Hogwarts." Professor McGonagall explained, "You see your daughter is a wizard."

True to his training, my father henchman handled the situation just as he had been instructed to!

"Really?" Hermione's father said skeptically, "Come back when you have a better excuse, I don't need another 'incident' to happen like last time."

"I suppose you'll need evidence?" Professor McGonagall said as she pulled out a wand, "I would be happy to oblige."

Professor Mcgonagall then transformed into a cat before their very eyes.

After the fool had foolishly shown off her abilities, my henchman moved onto the next phase of the plan!

Hermione's father's eyes rolled to the back of his head, and Hermione moved out of the way as he collapsed onto the ground.

"Hm, I suppose I should have expected that to happen." Professor McGonagall said. She then turned to Hermione who was shaking like a leaf in the wind, "Are you alright Ms. Granger?"

Contrary to what she might tell you, I did not scream my lungs out and faint on the spot, anything she tells you is a lie! Anyway, after I had ascertained her true identity, I immediately began to plan out my strategy for avoiding her at all costs! No, it wasn't because I was nervous, it was due to the simple reason that I need my conquest of this planet to go off without a hitch, and to do that I need to gauge my opponents strengths!

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Day 2, Well it took a while, but I ended up finding myself in the midst of the wizarding culture. Diagon Alley was its name, and I made extra sure to take detailed notes during my experience with Professor McGonagall. As though they sensed my malevolent presence, the other wizards trembled before my might as they saw me in my ultimate armor!

"Ms. Granger, if you jump at how everyone looks at you, we'll be here until sundown." Professor McGonagall said as Hermione pulled the hood she was wearing even further down to obscure her face. Hermione mumbled something that Professor McGonagall couldn't quite catch, and she turned around to face the girl.

"I'm sorry Ms. Granger, I didn't quite catch that," Professor McGonagall said, "What did you say?"

"I-I'm wearing a cloak of invisibility so it shouldn't be a problem," Hermione stuttered as she continued to walk forward, "No one can see me, and I can't see them."

"That doesn't seem to be the best cloak to wear." Professor McGonagall dryly said.

"It works better than you think." Hermione said before she walked straight into a wall. "Ow."

Professor McGonagall sighed.

Our first stop was to a bank run by goblins, which seems to be a stupid thing for wizards to do. Why would you trust a creature with your life savings that's known for hording as much money as it can, you'd never be able to tell if they were hiding a portion of your funds for themselves. On the other hand, they seem to have rather sharp teeth, which means they're perfect soldiers for me to use during my conquest!

"Are you going to shake like that for the entire day, or are you going to get your money?" The goblin said as it tapped its fingers against its desk. "Hurry up already, there are people waiting in line you know."

"Y-you don't have to rush me!" Hermione shouted as she internally counted the money she would need for her school supplies.

I also learned about the Hero of the wizarding world... by reading an interesting book that revealed all of his secrets.

"Halt villain!" Harry Potter spoke with tremendous force as he leapt off from his majestic steed. His Phoenix, Death, was perched on his shoulder as he looked at the evil He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, and his right hand man, Luticus Mallaroy, "This will not be the day you escape once again!"

"Potter!" He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named let out a hiss as he sat on his horse that was as dark as the very pits of his depraved soul. "You will not be able to defeat me, for you are alone while I have my allies."

He-Who-Must-Not-Be Named hissed to his snake that was wrapped around his neck and it began to move to the vulnerable potter. As it leapt forward it's powerful jaws ripped Potter's shirt from his body, exposing his chiseled perfect abs for the world to see."Egads!" Harry cried out as he backed away from the snake, "That almost killed me!"

"Sir Potter!" A voice called out into the void, and soon a majestic white horse with golden locks soon galloped into view and the man on the horse back flipped off and landed next to Harry. "I have arrived to help you save the day." Sir Lionheart was a dashing young man who would always be there to save the day with his best friend Harry Potter.

"It matters not who you bring along with you Potter!" He-Who-must-Not-Be-Name shouted, and waved his wand as he shouted the dreaded death spell, "Avada Kedavra!"

"No!" Sir Lionheart jumped in front of Harry and took the spell to the chest.

"Sir Lionheart, No!" Harry cried out as his friend was hit by the spell. Harry knelt by his friends side as Sir Lionheart breathed his last after saying, "Sir Harry...I lov-ugh." Tears pooled in Harry's eyes as he shook his friends shoulders, "Sir Lionheart, Sir Lionheart don't leave me!" He cried. He then looked up to the sky and screamed his lungs out, "SIR LIONHEEEAAAARRRRTTTT!"

What happens next dear readers? Read next week's book, Harry Potter and the End of an Era!

"Ms. Granger I hope you know we're looking for your school books, not...those kinds of books." Professor McGonagall said as she stared at the cover of the book Hermione had brought her.

And then I got my wand from a very...unique individual

"A challenge!" Ollivander, the owner of the wand shop , shouted as he frantically tried to get Hermione a wand, "Hold still while I find the perfect one for you!"

"Professor..." Hermione said as she looked at the creepy old man who gave her weird looks, "I don't really like it here can we please leave?"

"Nonsense, you need a wand, and I'm sure he's just being...helpful." Professor McGonagall said.

Oh well, I'll have to kill him once I take over, I suppose this is enough for now...