"Daddy, daddy, daddy." A hyped up Squirrelkit runs to her father Firestar.

"What is it now Squirrelkit?" He sighs.

"Can I have some coffee?"

"How much have you had today?"

"None." She replies.

"Plus?"

"None."

"Plus?"

"None."

"Plus?" Firestar is close to shouting and very agitated.

"None, I swear, I had chocolate though, how much was it now…" Squirrelkit rambles. "Oh yeah, about a pound."

"WHAT?!?! Where in the hell did you get that much flipping chocolate?" Firestar asks, still close to shouting.

"Mommy." She replies simply.

'Oi, Sandstorm cannot be trusted with that much sugar.' Firestar thought as he took in what his daughter had just said.

"And where did your mother get that much chocolate?"

"She told me…" Squirrelkit began, squinting her eyes as she tried to remember exactly what Sandstorm had told her. "She told me she had a stash since she was a kit. How else do you think she got the title of the fastest cat in the clans?"

"I thought it was just raw talent…anyway, where would you even get coffee to begin with?"

"Well you have a whole secret cave off of your den." She replies.

"What are you talking about?" He asks nervously.

"Follow me." She says walking into his den and finding the secret button.

"What is this new button for daddy?" She asks pointing to a red button.

"Don't touch that." Too late, Squirrelkit hears a distant boom.

"What was that?" He hears everyone ask.

"Yes daddy what was that big boom?" Squirrelkit asks.

"One minute," He walks out. "Ok all yawl, go back to your knitting, or sewing, or something." He walks back in.

"Now what was the big boom daddy?" Squirrelkit asks suspiciously.

"Well as soon as you left I was going to push that button and make ShadowClan a Starbucks."

"What about the cats?"

"They are now my employees."

"Daddy………what's a Starbucks?

"It is a magical place in a fantasyland called South Portland that keeps cats and twolegs alike running. Located by the target in the Maine Mall plaza." He says like a commercial.

"Can I please have coffee now?"

"Fine, let's all go to Starbucks!!!" The whole clan goes to Starbucks.

"How much is this magical substance Firestar?" Mousetail asks.

"Free coffee for the whole clan!!!" He shouts.

"Yeah!!!" They all yell.

…………………………

"You are fired and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you, you are all fired except you," Blackstar points to a kit. "You can stay." The kit beams in pride.

"He likes me, he really likes me!!!" The kit says.

"Shut up, I hate you, you are just young to be fired." Blackstar states the obvious.

"You can't fire us, only Firestar can fire us." Someone yells.

"Yeah Blackstar, he can fire you too craphead." Someone else yells.

"Stop fighting, my clan wants coffee." Firestar walks in.

"Will you fire these cats for me, they are all useless except the one Thunderclan cat, Ashbastard, he is an asshole, a butt crack, and so much more, but he is two times as useless."

"Thank you!!!" Squirrelkit yells. Brambleclaw nods in approval.

"Shut…the hell up…Blackstar." Firestar answers.

"You can't tell me to shut up." Blackstar replies.

"Yes I can, I'm your boss." Firestar finishes.

A/N: Good night!