One day Sonic was fucking Amy but then he decided he was not interested in some pink hoe ass any more so he threw her off a cliff. Then he thought long and hard (like his penis!) about what to do. Then he saw Shadow at the shooting range and his cock got a foot long! He walked up, trying to take the smooth, subtle approach.
"Hey Shadow, how's the gf?" Sonic said.
"I'm gay," Shadow said. And with that, Sonic leapt onto him and they were fucking within seconds. Their equally long penises (which makes sense seeing as Shadow is a clone of Sonic, you see) twisted together and they ejaculated at the same time, making a viscous semen solution.
But then Shadow's brain annurism burst, and he died! Sonic slipped into a deep depression, and thirty years later, he smoked five packs a day, weighed three hundred pounds, and suffered from severe alcoholism. He also had diabetes.
