Title: Stupid
Pairings: LeeGaa, LeeNaru, GaaNaruLee
Rating: PG
Description: Liking a Jinchuuriki was risky. Liking two Jinchuuriki at the same time was just plain stupid.
"Lee, what's wrong with you?" Gaara asked him, his arms crossed in front of his chest defiantly and his small teal eyes peering over at the spandex covered boy with question.
Lee cringed, his shoulders hunching upwards towards his ears. He gave a weak smile and looked at Gaara innocently, his already large eyes becoming bigger. "N-Nothing, Gaara-kun!"
He raised a hairless brow and stared at him, defiantly not believing him.
Lee silently cursed his inability to lie. "It is true!" He said.
"What's wrong with you?" He repeated, his voice a little huskier.
"I-I," He quickly pointed his eyes to the ground and than forced them onto Gaara once more, "I love you, Gaara-kun!"
He was unfazed, "I know that Lee. You insist on telling me that every day…" He muttered, the smallest hint of embarrassment in his tone.
Lee blinked, watching as a small hint of red showed on Gaara's neck, which made him smile brightly. With a quick burst of hidden speed, he rushed up to Gaara and gave him a tight bear hug before he or his sand could even notice.
He could feel the younger tense up under his hug, which made him smile and embrace him just a bit tighter, making the contact warmer. "I am glad you are not wearing your sand armor, Gaara-kun." He muttered.
He slowly settled down and than finally gave a sigh of surrender. "I let you hug me, now tell me what's wrong."
Lee's arms flew away from him and he gapped open his mouth a couple of times. "N-Nothing!" He lied.
Gaara frowned deeper, and gave him a sharp look that told him that he better start telling the truth soon or else. The 'or else' part was partly an empty threat… Partly.
He smiled weakly and rubbed his arm, "W-Well, I-I kind of… Like some else too." He murmured, face red with embarrassment.
The other's face was blank, but he could see the confusion and slight betrayal in his eyes.
"I-It is not like that, Gaara-kun!" He defended quickly, "I-I like you as much as I like him!"
His eyes narrowed sharply, becoming the points of senbon. "Who is he?" He hissed.
"W-What?" Lee yelped, surprised by the malice.
"Who is he? Who is the one you love more than I?"
He bit his lip, "U-Uzumaki Naruto!" He admitted loudly, almost falling over from the sudden exertion.
Gaara's expression settled quickly, and suddenly, he looked… Thoughtful. "I accept."
Lee was yet again shocked and confused, "W-What?" He questioned, his eyes becoming buggish.
"I accept. You are allowed to like him." He answered, leaving Lee in shock, "As long as you like me more."
"Um… Ok." He gave a weak smiled and relaxed again a chair.
The door slammed open, and the orange clad, blonde haired shinobi from Konoha stepped in. He had a stupid grin plastered on his face.
"Oi, oi, I heard my name! Where you guys talking about me?" He asked, totally oblivious of the previous conversation.
"Yes," Gaara started.
Lee snapped his head towards Gaara, giving him a pleading look: 'Don't tell Naruto-kun I like him!' repeated over and over again in his eyes.
"Lee recently admitted to me that he liked you, like he likes me."
His eyes flew open roughly and bulged out.
Naruto blinked several times, slowly taking in the information…
"So, ah," His eyebrows rose up and rested towards his hitai-ate, "does that mean we can have a threesome?"
