Here is another story for ya. It's a two shot, maybe more. I'll post the second part either today or tomorrow, not sure when. Keep an eye out.
Clone Club Shooting Practice
"Why the hell did I let the three of you talk me in to this?" Cosima asked from the back seat of Beth's car, getting eye rolls from the other three women with her "and don't think I didn't see that eye roll Alison"
"What they did it to" she said pointing at the two women in front.
"Thanks Alison" Beth spoke.
"Look, I get we don't get to spend a lot of time together and all that but couldn't we find something, I don't know, safer like mini golf?" Cosima asked frowning.
"We could have sure, we just didn't want to Cos" Sarah stated "besides it will be fun, just picture the targets as Alison's head. That's what I do" she added getting an Oi from the back.
"I'm a girl of science, not action" Cosima sighed shaking her head causing her dreadlocks to wave back and forth.
"Look, we're not going to let anything happen to you. Unless you shoot yourself in the foot" the cop reassured her science loving counterpart "cause than we'll laugh"
"I don't know, dose shooting clones of yourself, count as shooting yourself?" Sarah inquired.
"Can we please not use the C word?" Alison snapped getting an eye roll from everyone "hey I saw that Cosima Niehaus, you know how I feel about that word"
"Beside you need to learn to defend yourself Cosima" Beth spoke ignoring the soccer mom.
"Can't I take some fighting classes instead" she suggested sounding hopefull "you know I don't need to learn how to use a gun. I could pull an Alison and use everything in sight" she added nodding to the soccer mom.
"That's an idea" Sarah added ignoring the rest of what Cosima said "we should think about looking in to that" she suggested looking over at Beth.
"Wouldn't hurt" she replied "and gives me a reason to kick your ass for fun"
"I think it would" Alison said from the back "but if it helps, I'm not the fighting type"
"Oh come on Ali, it wouldn't be that bad" Beth told her looking in the rearview mirror.
"It's not you I'm worried about" she said looking at Sarah remembering the slap.
"Well here we are" Beth spoke up slowing the car in to a stop in the field where she taught Alison to shoot and then they taught Sarah.
"Oh yea, perfect spot for an accidental shooting" Cosima said sarcastically looking around.
"Look" Beth spoke turning around to face Cosima "we'll all be right there with you ok, so just relax a little" she reached over a patted the science clones knee reassuring her. She got out of the car Sarah and Alison fallowing, leaving Cosima alone in the car.
"Damn it" she groaned getting out of the car heading to the back where the others were getting stuff out of the trunk, targets, chairs and a cooler.
"You ready for this?" Sarah asked handing her a pair of ear muffs.
"No" Cosima sighed "but I'll live" she added taking the ear muffs she put them around her neck.
"That's the whole point Cos" Sarah told her patting her shoulder.
"She still whining?" Beth asked coming back from setting up the targets to shot, grabbing her a pair of ear muffs as well. "Look think of it as a initiation to Clone club. Ouch, Alison why the hell did you stomp on my foot" Beth spoke lifting the offended foot to relive the throb from Alison's stomp.
"You used the C word, you all know how I feel about it"
"I'm starting think that Alison's in the Clone closet, and afraid to admit it" Sarah said getting laughs from Cosima and Beth.
"I swear to god the next person that say's clone I'm going to pistol whip Em" she hissed ignoring what Sarah said.
"Alison you just said the C word, so does that mean we can we pistol whip you now?" Sarah grinned widely at the soccer mom waving the butt of her gun towards her.
"I'm starting to think Helena's not the only crazy one" Cosima whispered to Beth who had a thoughtful look on her face due to Cosima's question, than glanced at Alison and Sarah
"I HEARD THAT" Alison snapped glaring at Cosima, who stepped behind Beth to use as a shield to get away from the wrath of the Soccer mom.
"Hey don't hide behind me" Beth said "I face enough danger as it is" she added stepping away from Cosima.
"Starting to think Fe was right about me being the sane one" Sarah mumbled getting looks from the other three girls.
"Look whatever, can we argue about who's the sanest one later? Can we please just get this over with?" Cosima said looking at Beth.
"That's the sprit Cos" Beth said "sort of, now let's finish setting everything up. You two sit your ass down" she said looking over to Sarah and Alison pointing at two of the lawn chairs "and stay out of the way" she ordered her cop side obviously coming out now.
"Wow so authoritative" Sarah said unfolding one of the lawn chairs she sat down and starting fanning herself with her hand "gets me so hot when you take command like that Elizabeth" she said huskily.
"I know it's so hot" Alison said fanning herself as well "come and frisk me Officer Childs" Alison added batting her eyelashes at the cop "I've been a bad girl"
"You know what, I think Cosima's right about this being a perfect spot for an accidental shooting" she stated glaring at Alison and Sarah who were laughing hard.
"I think I'm most defiantly looking into some fighting lessons for us" Beth said to Cosima a devious smile forming.
"They are asking for it aren't they?" Cosima asked turning her attention back to Beth.
"Yea but that will happen later. Now are you ready for this?" Beth asked "we're only doing this so you can be prepared and with you by yourself in where ever the hell your school is"
"Minnesota" Cosima stated "that's where I go"
"Whatever" Beth responded rolling her eyes "the point is you're by yourself, and if there's one psycho after us there's more so we need to be ready"
"So you think were still in danger?" Cosima asked.
"Yea I do, now as you said before let's get this over with" Beth started explaining the gun type to Cosima much like she did for Alison. "You get all that?" she asked.
"Yea, so now I just point and shoot?" Cosima asked getting a nod from Beth "ok" nervously she putting on her ear muffs on then pointed the gun at some old stuff animals Alison brought her hands shaking. She felt another pair of hands wrap around hers and knew it was Beth so she took a deep breath calming herself and fired the gun felling it jerk in her hand. 'I did it' she thought firing the gun again and again until the clip was empty.
"Okay reload" Beth spoke moving the ear muffs to her neck "see that wasn't so bad was it?" she smiled.
Cosima shook her head "No not really, well not as bad as I thought" she said taking the empty clip out and putting in a full one.
"Think you can handle this one on your own?" Beth asked
"Yea" she put her ear muffs back on Beth fallowing putting hers on as well. Cosima took a deep breath pointing her gun back at the targets then pulling the trigger hitting a few targets until the clip was empty.
"Shit" Sarah breathed.
"Nicely done" Alison said coming over to them wrapping Cosima in a one arm hug.
"Thanks" she smiled "um so now what?" she asked Beth.
"I'm not sure, you picked it up faster than I thought you would to be honest. I'm pretty impressed" Beth shrugged running a hand through her hair.
"So am I" Sarah said nodding.
"Well we could eat" Alison suggested "I made sandwiches"
"Of course you did Alison" Sarah said getting a glare from her
"Well excuse me for being thoughtful Sarah"
"Alright you two knock it off" Beth said pinching the bridge of her nose "you two are going to give me a headache before the day is over, aren't you?"
"One would think you didn't like being around us Elizabeth" Cosima stated.
"I refuse to answer that" she said walking over to the cooler. Opening it and taking out a sandwich bag seeing it with her name on it Beth shook her head leave it to Alison to label the damn things.
There it is, I'm on a roll with the stories this year. Hope you liked it, let me know what you think and what not.
All mistakes are mine, I am really not good at editing or anything like that.
Ash
