It was 10:00AM. While Tony was at work, Jeannie was watching a yoga show on TV. She had kicked her shoes off and was practicing the poses being demonstrated.
"Let's now do the bow pose," said the yoga girl on the TV. "Lie on your stomach. Now raise your feet in the air and grab them with your hands. You are barefooted, I hope? Good. Now use your hands to lift your feet up as high as you can, and lift your head up, as well. The goal is to make your body look like a bow. How, I'm sure most of you won't be able to raise your feet as high as I can, but don't worry; it will come in time."
Thus, it continued. At the end, the yoga girl was lying in corpse pose.
"I am about to end, for this session. I hope all of you have had an invigorating yoga workout."
"That is nothing, darling!," said Jeannie. "Let me show you some REAL yoga!"
She folded her arms and blinked.
She rose up about a foot off the ground. Then she did a series of mid-air yoga poses. Some were based on the TV show exercises, and some were new; however, all of them were exercises that would be impossible on the ground. When she finished, she floated back down.
The TV girl looked at her in astonishment. "That's amazing!," she said, "How did you do that!"
