It was that time of year again, Detective Jane Rizzoli's birthday. She hated birthdays, she hated suprizes, she hated parties, everyone knows that. Maura, being Maura, had managed to persuade the Detective to come to the Dirty Robber for drinks with the rest of the Homicide Squad after their shift was over. And of course, Frankie, Tommy & Ma were going to be there too.
As the day progressed, Jane found herself beginning to look forward to her impending celebration. The case they were working at the moment was really tough and Jane's stress levels were at an all time high. Alcohol and friends were good for relieving stress weren't they? And it was Jane's birthday after all, she could drink as much as she liked.
Later on at the Dirty Robber...
"No, Janie. I think you've had enough to drink now. Let's get you home yeah?" said Tommy, he & Frankie both trying to pull Jane away from the Microphone (it was Karaoke night at the Dirty Robber).
"Tommy, Frankie, let me go! I'm one of Boston's finest..don't make me get my gun out." Jane slurred, laughing slightly to herself.
"Let her go boys, I've not heard Janie sing since she was little. I miss it." said Ma.
"Yeah, what's the worst that could happen?" asked Frost.
The Rizzoli Brothers released their older sister and she immediately took to the stage.
"Is she any good?" Korsak whispered to Angela. She nodded, which wasn't missed by Maura who sat up straight. She didn't know her best friend could sing and she didn't want to miss a second of what would probably be a one time performance.
"Guys, just shut up so I can start okay!? Or I will get my gun out."
Everyone went silent and turned to face Jane. She took a deep breath and then..
If I was your girlfriend, I'd never let you go
I can take you places you ain't never been before
Baby, take a chance or you'll never ever know
I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow
Swag, swag, swag, on you
Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue
I don't know about me but I know about you
So say hello to falsetto in three, two
I'd like to be everything you want
Hey girl, let me talk to you
If I was your girlfriend, I'd never let you go
Keep you in my arms girl, you'd never be alone
You could be a princess, anything you liked
If I was your girlfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go
Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't
I could be your hero yeah, fly across the globe
I don't ever wanna fight yeah, you already know
Imma make you shine bright like you're laying in the snow
Burr
Maura, Maura, I could be your girlfriend
I could be your girlfriend until until the world ends
Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and
Voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirlwind
I'd like to be everything you want
Hey girl, let me talk to you
If I was your girlfriend, I'd never let you go
Keep you in my arms Maura, you'd never be alone
You could be a princess, anything you liked
If I was your girlfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go
So give me a chance, 'cause you're all I need Maura
Spend a week with me my girl you'll be calling me a girlfriend
If you were my girl I'd never leave you
I just want to love and treat you right
If I was your girlfriend, I'd never let you go
Keep you in my arms girl, you'd never be alone
You could be a princess, anything you liked
If I was your girlfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go
Na na na, na na na, na na na go
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey
Na na na, na na na, na na na oh
Maura, Maura, Maura
If I was your girlfriend.
