Legend of the 9001 Magikarp
Chapter 1
Dark, musty, old. I go into the temple of the 9001 Magikarp. People say he's just a myth. I believe he's real though. I walk down the creaky stairs. There it is. The journal of the 9001 Magikarp. I dust it off and open it. "Karp karp karp karp karp karp." "That's it?!" I yell. "I thought there was more than that to the journal?!" I hear a rumble. The walls shake and the roof starts to crumble. I have to leave the ancient journal of the 9001 Magikarp behind.I rush put of the temple just as it falls to the ground. "Dammit," I shout. Now there is no evidence that the 9001 Magikarp exists. Then I realize. "My camera!" I accidentally say. I open my bag. "Where is it?" I ask myself. I realized it must have been crushed in the temple. I slam my bag on the floor and sit down. I place my head in my hands when something slides out. A piece of paper. I look up and read it. "Karp karp karp karp karp karp," I read aloud. I turn it over. A picture of the 9001 Magikarp. Maybe I could use this for evidence. I walk back to the laboratory. "I found something!" I shout. The scientists walk over and analyze the paper.
"You just drew this!" says the first scientist.
"No I didn't!" I shout back.
"This isn't evidence," says the second scientist.
"Come back next time with some real evidence. I walk home in shame. I lay in my bed, and fall asleep.
Chapter 2
I wake up, and read the newspaper. I shine my UV light at it. I see the answers to the crossword. After I get bored reading the paper, I walk over to the paper from the journal. I shine the UV light at it, hoping something would show up. Nothing. I turn it over to the picture. I shine the light at it. I gasp. The words reveal everything. It says 'Underneath the soil, and rubble. As it slumbers, peace it kept. When it awakens, the Earth will shake. It will be culinary chaos.' I grab my backpack, go to the lab, get the scientists to come, and to the remains of the temple. I take my owl trowel and start digging. I keep digging as the scientists are staring with confusion. I dig through the hard, solid rock with the owl trowel. I'm surprised it works so well. I had a pile of owls on my driveway a few days ago. While I'm thinking about it, I hit something. Something scaly. I yell, "GET DOWN HERE! I FOUND SOMETHING." The scientists walk over slowly.
"What is this?" asks the first scientist.
"It's the 9001 Magikarp. I show them the paper. I dig around the temple some more. In the rubble of the temple, I hit something else. It looked like a scale, but it blinked. An eye. "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRPPPPPPP." The ground started to shake like an earthquake. I awoke it.
Chapter 3
I ran. The scientists ran after me. There it was. The 9001 Magikarp. Flying above the ground. I tries to fire a laser. The Kamehameha Laser of Doom. I made a mistake. What have I done? I try to run, but it's no use. I woke it up. Now i have to put back to sleep. I take out my poke-ball. "GO CHARIZARD!" I scream. Ha, I think. Water is totally weak to fire. "Charizard, use flamethrower!" WHAT?! It doesn't affect it! "GO PIKACHU." Pikachu comes flying out of the ultra ball. "PIKACHU, USE THUNDERBOLT!" Magikarp took one damage. "WHAT?! How powerful is this thing?!" I scream.
