Summary – A strong connotation means that Jack just has to think.

Strong Connotations

I may just be the worst pirate anyone has ever heard of.

I may just be the worst pirate that I can imagine.

And damn it, I'm the worst pirate to ever bargain with Davey Jones; but do you think that I care? Hardly, it's more like I know I am bad at something and I know I have to be better at it. Amazing when you think about it, I can usually get what I want with much talking and annoyance. Though a bit noble, I hate that about me. I have tried ever since I was lad to get rid of the nobleness that some how just grew as I did.

Though, I do think I did a rather good job of it. William is Jealous, Elizabeth doesn't know what she wants – and I killed Barbossa. I however, am under no questions as to how he is alive now. I know for a fact that Tia Dalma did some of her magic.

However, I must ask why she would do something as stupid as that. Without Barbossa I have one less problem to contest with – well, that and the fact that somehow the whelp grew up and is no longer the idiot he once was. Which is kind of sad if you think about it – he no longer blushes at my jokes. Oh well, no skin off my nose! Ha!

Of course, in light of the fact that I wanted to leave those betrayers there – I must admit that it is a slightly interesting situation I have now found myself in. This ancient Singapore map points to more than just the Locker…

I wonder if Barbossa know's? I wonder….

Turning the separate pieces of this here map – I think if I contemplate it enough that I can find a way to the other side. It isn't terribly fun to be dead – I'd much rather be alive and annoying. Who doesn't want CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow around anyway? Well, besides the obvious!?

I seem to be the only person thinking on this ridiculous situation. I mean, honestly, who in their right mind doesn't know that you have to look at the same bloody map to find your way out again. Apparently, they don't…but…..

"Up is down…."

Interesting…..


A/N – Okay, a retarded drabbled – thing, but I hope you all enjoyed it.