Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroshitsuji.

Warning: This wont make any sense. Usual OOC and all. Suki is in this one too. I got bored.
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Suki: Kya~! You two are adorable! ;clings to Alois and Ciel;

;Sebastian and Claude start walking towards Suki;

Suki: Oh no you don't you bastards! This is my story! ;opens trap door that drops them to the Sebastian x Claude fangirls; Have fun~!

Alois: ;kicks Suki; Don't touch me you filthy whore!

Suki: ;bites Ciel;

Alois: No! He's mine, get off him!

Suki: Then you have to be good. ;smiles coldly;

Alois: ;pouts;

Ciel: Do I have any say in this?

Alois & Suki: Nope!

Ciel: Hmph.

Alois: What was that? Hump? Okay! ;tackles Ciel;

Ciel: No! Get off me!

Suki: Go Alois go! ;cheers;

;clothes start flying;

Suki: ;gets video camera;

Alois: ;starts licking Ciel's neck;

;camera dies;

Suki: Fuck! ;throws camera out window;

Alois: Can do! ;rapes Ciel;

Suki: Ano... okay then... ;watches;

Ciel: ;screams in pain;
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I was bored. Never let me on here in tech class.. cause stuff like this gets written. ;is shot;