Sugoi sugoi, senpai! pece, lov and all others. Ninjas are kawaii desu!

Naruto stared into the sunset. His eyes glazed upon the few falcons eating puppies. Poor puppies.

JUST THEN.

OH MY GOSH.

SUDDENLY A NINJA SENPAI RACED TOWARDS ME.

"I must go! Must eat noodles for I am fat!"

Little Naruto was a plump little man. His fat waved through the wind like an airplane in 911.

ACCIDENTALLY SAW HOT GIRL SHOWERING

*NOSEBLEED*

"Forgive me, big tit woman. For I have seen your nipple hair."

She bowed down before me and accepted my apology.

Today was a good day. I am going to think about brushing her nipple hair in the shower tonight.

BUT

OH NO

THE MOCHI NINJI NIGHTMARE SENPAI WAS STILL AFTER ME

"I must flee." I remembered. How silly of me.

I ran and ran and ran and ran until my kawaii legs wouldn't take it anymore. I fell to the hard, stone floor.

"NU" I groaned.

Then I remembered that I had shaved my legs this morning. That means super fun swim time!

I jumped into the icey water. Dolphins struggled to get beside me, I thought they just wanted to chill BUT THEY TOOK MY CLOTHES OFF!

OH NO! MY STRAPPING, 12 YEAR OLD BODY IS SHOWING AND MY NIPPLES ARE HARD.

Just then, the kawaii ninja senpai caught up to me. His legs were shaven as well.

"I guess you can say it's pretty nippy outside." He chuckled and blushed.

We shared a laugh.