Author's note: This one is a rafe15 parody. If you don't know who that is, then you've lived a good life. Until now. Originally posted on my pastebin on 2/12/17.
As the family genius, Lisa was known for using her siblings as guinea pigs for experiments. Her latest test subject being her dear older brother, Lincoln. Whether or not he agreed to be a part of it is unknown. Regardless, she's fully intent on getting this latest endeavor done.
The boy was currently confined in a glass prison, being exposed to various chemicals.
Multiple minutes passed as the process finished up.
"Ah, yes, my experiment on subject L-11 is complete!" Lisa exclaimed.
A haze of chemicals started to briefly fade as she opened the container, unveiling the new Lincoln. This latest test altered his physical appearance drastically. He was now foreverially tied-up, mummified in rope permanently and enjoying it.
Lincoln's organs in particular, were hit hard as he became fully delitized, which transformed him into a permanent living bologna child. On the other hand, his blood was a mixture of ketchup, tomato, pizza, bbq and taco sauce which flowed through his veins permanently. He also sported a ham and cream cheese tongue, a pastrami nose, two ham lips along with two bologna ears on top of all that.
Fully wrapped like a mummy from head to toe, he began jumping around Lisa's room while sporting a permanent smile on his face.
Keeping his mouth wide open, he used his newly obtained australian accent to speak openly about how great it is to be tied-up foreverially.
Then unexpectedly, Lincoln hopped towards Lisa, licking her with his ham and cream cheese tongue.
A blood curdling scream was heard throughout the whole house as she got infected by the foreverial tied-up virus. The little experiment blew up in her face as her organs, blood, and physical appearance became fully delitized permanently. If only she had realized her subject was highly contagious!
Now being foreverially tied-up and mummified just like Lincoln, all woes suddenly vanished as she happily hopped around her room, unaware that her previous scream attracted attention.
All the other Loud sisters huddled around Lisa's door in fear, clueless as to what happened in there.
Being the oldest, Lori took charge and opened the it bravely, witnessing the fate of them.
Appalled at the sight, she slammed the door shut before her younger siblings could see anything.
Panting heavily with her back against the entrance, she began to stutter. "L-Lincoln and Lisa are l-literally tied-up, mummified in rope and fully delitized!"
They each stared at her horribly confused, having never heard of such a thing. What the heck was she even talking about? She sounded completely crazy. Even then, they still wanted a peek at what's going on in there.
"Get out of the way, dude, I wanna see!" Luna said as Lori held her position tight.
"No, I'm in charge here and none of you are going in that room!" She yelled, stomping a foot while maintaining her spot, preventing them from seeing the horror which resided behind her.
The kids didn't put up a fight, they just walked away bitterly instead.
Deciding to block off that area for good, Lori sprinted into garage, gathering some wood to board up the entrace.
Following returning and some frantic hammering of nails, she finished the job.
She started walking back to her room afterwards, overwhelmed by sorrow, basically trying to not break down in tears as she made her way there. Things will never be the same, she knew that much.
Meanwhile, Lisa and Lincoln were still hopping around joyfully in there without a care in the world. They would remain foreverially tied-up, mummified, and fully delitized in their bologna bodies for eternity.
