College Humor - Chapter 1
"Ok! I've g-gotten everything!" Hinata whispered to herself. It was finally time for Hinata to leave and move out into college. "N-nii-san! I-I'm going!"
"Hey! Wait!" Neji called back at her. "You ain't going anywhere!" Neji rushed down stairs like a busy housemother.
Hinata turned around sharp. "Huh? N-nii-san? Didn't know I was leaving to-today?"
Neji looked at Hinata then let out a big sigh. "Hinata…of course I knew you were going today! Oh and look, your collar is messy and your dress is all ruffled up!" Neji fixed Hinata's collar and straighten her dress.
"Done! Better?" Neji asked
Hinata looked up at Neji and wondered what he was thinking. He was acting like her mother and a fool. "Y-yeah…ok thanks mother!" Hinata said with sarcasm then smiled.
Neji cheeks turned bright red. "Hey-what?! I was just fixing your dress! You should thank me!" Replied Neji. "I was just being the great cousin I am!"
"I-I was just teasing you." Hinata giggled. "I'll miss you nii-san. I'm come visit ev-every now and then, o-ok? B-bye!" She reached out for the door handle and opened then door. A breeze of fresh warm air rushed inside.
Hinata was just about to finally take one step outside until Neji shoved her back inside and closed then door. Huh?
"Um…nii-san?" Hinata sighed. It was starting to get annoying, having him always interfere with her leaving.
"I close the door it's cold!" Neji shivered looking like he was about to half-freeze. "I haven't even finished saying what I have to say!"
Hinata blinked several times. "H-huh?" There was more to this? Oh god…how much more do you have to say? "Ah…nii-san I should really get going…"
"No! Just wait! I will be quick!" Neji commanded.
'It will be quick!' as in it will be 10 hours! Thanks Neji! It will take about 10 years until I reach campus if this continues happening! But she couldn't deny to her loving cousin, so she heard him out.
"Ok!" Neji started, "Don't talk to strangers, don't give people you don't know your number, don't do anything stupid, don't-"
"Nii-san! Now you're R-REALLYstarting to get even worse than my m-mother! I-I already now t-that stuff! Just c-cut to the important things!" Hinata snapped.
"Ok…your alright…I'm just worried. You know, cause your always such a airhead." Neji explained then smiled.
Hinata slightly blushed and gave Neji a 'death like' stare. "H-hey! I-I'm n-not stupid! I just l-like…forget t-things…e-easily! But I-I'm still not a a-airhead!" Hinata stammered. "Hurry up already!"
"Fine. Try to avoid guys and concentrate on your studies. You want to be a famous manga artist right? You better study hard! I'm putting all my luck into you! I want you to come back and be a famous manga artist! Good luck! Keep safe!" Neji turned her around making her face the door. He gave her a little push letting her know that she could go now. "Have a great time Hinata." Neji smiled and patted her on the head.
Hinata turned around "Nii-san…" She looked up at Neji and hugged him tight. "T-thank you! I will be going now!" Hinata opened the door and ran outside onto the street path. Neji shouted, "Good luck!" he let out a big smile and waved. "T-thanks again!" Hinata blurted then walked off.
