Ernie's Agenda

6:00 AM - Wake up.

6:30 AM - Have some breakfast! There's nothing I enjoy like a good bowl of oatmeal.

6:31 AM to 7:30 AM - Listen to Bert do all the talking until I can't take anymore.

7:31 AM - Excuse self to take a shower

7:45 AM to 10:30 AM - Feed the pigeons

10:45 AM - Receive a letter from Kermit the Frog

10:47 AM - Become a happy Muppet

12:00 PM - Eat lunch!

12:30 PM - Leave for Kermit's house

1:00 PM - Arrive at Kermit's house, but realize Kermit went out to visit Miss Piggy for a while.

1:04 PM - Start to cry.

1:23 to 3:23 PM - Go back home and play with my rubber duckie in the bathtub.

3:23 PM - Get out of the bathtub.

3:35 PM - Hang out with Bert for awhile.

3:36 PM - Remember that Bert was coming to Miss Piggy's dance party.

4:51 PM - Feed pigeons with Bert.

6:00 PM - Bert and I all arrive with all of my friends.

6:55 PM - Greet some guests for a party.

6:59 PM - Greet Kermit the Frog too.

7:00 PM to 2:00 PM - DANCE PARTY!

1:10 PM - Think Kermit's going back to bed while I do all the dancing.

1:31 PM - Go back to bed too, along with my old pal, Bert.