Me: Fine fine, a lot of people are wanting to read the Sequel, so I made it REALLY early. SO BE GRATEFUL!
Sakura: -sigh- your going to add more weirdness aren't you...
Me: YES I AM! Ok tired of caps lock now. I'm STILL waiting for someone to draw a comic of a scene in Konoha High.
Sakura: Same here
Me: Ok, I might not add a chapter everyday, because it's tiring and stressful, so, there will probably be an update every...2-3 days
Sakura: Thats fair enough
Me: I don't own Naruto!
It was a usual beautiful morning, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and Deidara was screaming bloody murder. At least, that's the usual for Sakura, only a month ago, her boyfriend and her had confessed to each other. But, now they were going to have their first day at school as a mature Junior and Senior.
"DEIDARA GIVE ME BACK MR. SNUFFLES!" Sakura screamed, while tugging on the arm of her favorite teddy bear.
"NOOO! IT'S MINE, UN!" He whined while pulling on the opposite arm.
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Deidara automatically held up the arm of the bear in the air with wide eyes.
"Oops, un…" he laughed nervously. He suddenly felt a dark aura coming from Sakura, and slowly turned his head.
"Dei...dar…A!!!!!!" she screamed, while pouncing on him and strangling his neck. After awhile of strangling, she shrugged for a second.
"Actually, I could probably sew it back together, right Dei-kun?" she looked at his limp head, his tongue was hanging out.
"Dei-kun?" She let go of his neck, as his head hit the floor.
"AAAAH! DEI-KUN!!!! WAKE UP!!!...OH I KNOW! MOUTH TO MOUTH RECEP…ITA…TATION?" she shrugged, then placed her mouth on his. He smirked, then pulled her, so she was right on top of him.
"AAAH! DEI-KUN!" she giggled in his mouth, and kissed him passionately.
"Sakur…" Sakura's mom walked in, then stared at the two teens making out. Sakura quickly pulled her mouth off his. My spatula senses are tingling…she looked up, to get smacked right across the face with her mothers spatula of doom.
"GET A ROOM YOU TWO!" she shouted, before slamming Sakura's door.
"We're in my room god dammit" she mumbled, rubbing her aching cheek. Deidara wrapped his arms around her waist, and patted the sore spot lightly. She smiled.
"Thanks Dei-kun" he smiled, stood up, and…jumped…out…the…window… Sakura blinked, then looked at the clock.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL! DAMN YOU DEIDARA, YOU DITCHED ME AGAIN!" she stood up, ran downstairs, and ran out the door to catch up with Deidara.
When the two arrived to the school, Deidara automatically ran over to his group, paused, then ran back to Sakura. He pecked her on the cheek, then ran back to the water balloon squad. Sakura sighed happily, as she walked over to Ino, Shikamaru, Kiba, Hinata, Neji, Tenten, Naruto, and Lee.
"Hey gu…" she quickly placed her hand over Ino's mouth, "Guys" they smiled at her, then started walking inside the school building. Sakura blinked, something was wrong, terrible wrong. Where's sex slave 1 and 2? Said Inner Sakura. Ino suddenly stopped, causing Sakura to ram into her back.
"Ow…Ino what…the…" Sakura stared wide-eyed, as the said missing boys walked through the school building's door. But, Itachi and Sasuke looked different…they actually looked…really hot! The two boys were wearing black shades, black baggy pants, and black t-shirts. Ino was currently a puddle on the ground.
"SASUKE, ITACHI WE LOVE YOU!"
"OMG THEY ARE SO HOT!"
"WE SHOULD LIKE…MAKE A FANCLUB!"
"THEY GOT HOT SO QUICKLY…well…Sasuke at least, Itachi was already hot…BUT NOW HE'S HOTTER!"
Sakura stared wide-eyed at the two boys, that were approaching their group. Both boys stood on the opposite side of Sakura, and bent their heads down to whisper in her ear.
"We look hot don't we Sa…kur…a" they whispered huskily. She blinked at them, as they walked away. Deidara suddenly ran over to them and pounced, causing all three of them to hit the floor.
"DON'T TOUCH SAKURA, UN!!" he said in between punches.
"NOO! NOT OU NEW BEAUTIFUL FACES!" They shouted, while trying to block the punches. Sakura sweatdropped, pulled Deidara off of them by his collar, and struggled while trying to back him away.
"Dei-kun you need to work on your jealousy issues"
"I have no idea what you're talking about, un" he said, while jutting out his lip, while Naruto came over.
"Hi Sakur…"
"DIE, UN!" Deidara shouted, while pouncing on Naruto. Tenten walked over to her.
"Aren't you going to help Naruto?"
"Help Naruto?...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Sakura rolled on the floor laughing crazily.
"H-help N-naruto!? Th-that's a g-good one!" she said in between laughter. Tenten sweatdropped, then walked back over to the group.
"What are you laughing about, un?" said Deidara once he had beaten Naruto to a pulp.
"Nothing nothing" she said waving her hand casually. She became serious again.
"Dei-kun you really need to work on your jealousy problems"
"For the last time, I'm not jealous, and I'll prove I to you, un"
"Ok, try to go a week without attacking any male that talks to me"
"Deal, un" he said while shaking her hand then running down the hallway. She blinked, then looked at the clock.
"GOD DAMMIT DEIDARA!! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME TODAY!!" she shouted, while running to her first class.
When she walked into her class, the first thing she noticed was the music going on in the background. She walked over to the newly hot Sasuke.
"Hey, Sasuke whats up with this music in the background? What happened to your Baywatch music?"
"I bought a new theme song…" she blinked.
"Out of all the theme songs in the world, you chose I'm Bringing Sexy Back?" He smirked, then nodded.
"Fits me lately don't ya think?" He winked at her. She raised her eyebrow, shrugged, then sat down next to him, as the teacher walked in.
"Hello classssssss" Oh god said Inner Sakura. Orochimaru turned to the clas, then looked at Sasuke.
"Ssssssassssuke! Why?" he cried anime tears. Sasuke turned his head the other way.
"I told you already, were through, I'm done with older men, I'm moving on to women." He smirked, while placing his arm around Sakura. Deidara came bursting through the window.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, UN!!!!" he shouted, then paused looking at Sakura who had a smirk on her face. He clenched his teeth, then jumped back out the window. How in the HELL did he know that a guy was touching you?
Back with Deidara.
"Blue Fishy, I repeat Blue Fishy, are there any guys talking to her, un?" he was speaking into a Walkie-Talkie, while hiding behind a bush.
"None so far Ponykiller" Kisame whispered, while looking into Sakura's class.
"Ok, keep watching though, un"
"Dei.."
"PONYKILLER!"
"Err…Ponykiller, this is stupid, Sakura can fend for herself ya know, remember in the Nurses office?" Deidara winced.
"I know she can fend for herself, I just…err…want to make sure she's safe, un" he blushed scarlet.
"Aww, Sakura and Deidara sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I…"
"Finish that song Kisame and you'll have the same thing happen to you as the time you watched me kiss Sakura, un" Kisame gulped.
Me: Yaaaaaaaay!
Sakura: I like this dare its fun
Me: Me too!
Deidara: -cries in corner-
Sakura: I think we hurt his feelings...
Me:...DOUBLE YAAAAY!
Sakura: -rolls eyes-
Deidara: -sniff- Please Read and Review -sniff-
