This is my first fan fiction so its kinda sucky but please read it anyway

Summary: sand siblings in therapy .The sand siblings are sent to therapy after complaints from everyone they have ever met. EVER. Pairings Inoxshika Temaxshika gaarax whoever you choose

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto if I did I would be über happy but I don't so I write fan fiction.

Temari stole a glance at Gaara and ran for her life. Therapy was never a happy topic in their house. She reached the stairs and turning her head she saw Gaaras half shukaku from hurtling after her.

"SHIT" Temari made a mental note to stop running next time she was at the top of the stairs. As she landed she realised that she didn't seem to hurt that much but there was an annoying groaning noise from underneath her

"TEMARI GET OFF ME!!!" Kankuro wasn't happy .she rolled off him just as Gaara threw her fan down the stairs

Stupid bitch" Kankuro and Gaara yelled in unison. Temari pulled her fan out of Kankuro face and swiftly left the house.

"Shika-kun" Temari hugged the startled Shikamaru and pushed him in to the flat kissing him on the mouth as she directed him to his sitting room.

"Shikamaru you bastard why didn't you tell us you were doing Temari" the ever so tactful Naruto exclaimed. Temari turned bright red as she looked around the room seeing all of shikamaru friends staring at her (except Sasuke who was mumbling something about how he was winning at poker). The door burst off its hinges suddenly to reveal a happy smiling flower encased ….. Oh sorry it was Gaara. Kiba fell from his precarious postion (slumped in a corner) on the couch. Growling under his breath attempted to retrieve his kunai from Neji who was currently aiming at a sleeping Lees head. Kankuro meekly followed his intimidating brother into the sitting room and sat down as far away from everyone else as possible.

"Awww Kankuro got out his dollies" Temari tried to make Gaara think of anything other than her,

"PUPPETS THEY ARE PUPPETS"

"Coughdollscough"

"So where are the girls tonight" Temari girlified (AN: girl version of asking my English teacher said we could make up words)

"There're all over at ino-chans" Naruto said from the kitchen where he was making ramen. Temari walked from the room blowing a kiss at shikamaru ad mouthing that she would see him later.

"INO-CHAN Temari's here" sakura warned her friend as she ran to answer the door. Ino had been shikamaru first girlfriend and she never let Temari forget it. Similarly Temari never let Ino forget that shika had left Ino for her but Ino knew different , lets put it this way, shika didn't train quite so much as he told Temari…

"So what has been happening during the week" Dr Anko eyed the cast on Temari's arm suspiciously

"did you have a nice week Gaara?"

"……."

"okay moving on" she turned to Kankuro

"why are you fidgeting so much"?

"Gaara made a new Jutsu" Temari said a scary lage smile plastered on her face

"he's being creative this week"

"Temari what happened to your arm"?

"I" shifty eyes "fell"

"can you elaborate….."

"NO" this was the first word Gaara had said all day other than "sand coffin"

"Gaara" a bright smile how are you"

"that is unimportant right now. What is important is whether you require that chair"

"yes I am sitting on it"

"Oh"

"why do you need the chair Gaara"?

"the swelling in Kankuro head seems to be going down"

"eeekkkk "Kankuro squealed as he tried to fit his bulky frame under the couch

"wooooooshhhhhhhhhh" a kunai went flying over the spot where Kankuro head had been seconds before and embedded itself into the picture of the previous Kazekage (Gaaras father) which hung above Anko's desk

"Gaara you seem to have some father issues care to share them with us.,."?

"NO"

"Okay that's fine to you just might not be ready"

"KANKURO I TOLD YOU WE ACT NORMAL IN PUBLIC THAT MEANS NO DOLLS"

Anko turned to see the "normal" Kankuro wrapping up his "dolls" once again with a defeated look on his face

"I would like to talk to each of you separately now if I could" Gaara stood and exited the room while Temari hurried after him.

"So Kankuro how do you feel about your family at the moment"?

"owww"

"owww does that mean you feel your family is too violent or maybe you find your family a painful topic do you feel any of these things hmm"?

"No I feel that kunai should not be left on the couch" Kankuro held up a bloodied kunai

"Really clean your couch"

"very insightful Kankuro. Now I understand you are the middle child do you feel that you are at a disadvantage because of this"?

"No I feel at a disadvantage because I am scared to death of my baby brother"

"Okay I think we are done here I want you to keep a journal of your thoughts and feeling for next week. Can you ask Gaara to come in now please"

"gay"he shuffled out

"Gaara she wants you" as Gaara walked past Kankuro was sure he could hear a purring noise had Temari been stealing kittens again?

"meow"

"DAMN YOU GAARA" Kankuro shouted to himself in the safety of his own head

"Stop thinking that Kankuro Gaara ordered as he slipped in side the therapy office.

Well that's the end of the first chapter. please tell me what you think but be nice its my first fan fiction. If you like it I will write another chapter but it will take a while because I have a short attention span. If no body reviews I will cry my little eyes out and then go binge on cake. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cake