Riza.....DIES!
Chibi Legin
(legin@fcuk-me.co.uk)
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(chibilegin@yahoo.co.uk)
Rudra no Hihou/ Treasure of the Rudras is a property of Squaresoft and CROWD inc.
WARNING: If you are an obsessed Riza fan, LEAVE NOW! This is not a pretty sight for you Riza fans! Don't say I did not warn you. It's not my fault that you read the fic and gotten upset over it
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The cycle of Rise and Downfall has been stopped. Everyone was happy as a clam inside the Ark which now the Danan chief Ramirez is apart of. Outside, Ramirez notices something quite fishy outside of the ark, up in the sky. He had to get the attention of the four neo-Rudras, only problem was, that one certain Rudra was high and loco.
"SCION, SURLENT, DUNE......." Ramirez cries out in distress. One problem though, all three of the guys did not get a real goodnight sleep for obvious reasons.
Scion rubbed his eye and groaned. "UGH! What the hell is it? Is it another UFO or something?"
"Really. Can't we get some rest for once?" Dune adds, feeling really lethargic.
"NO! YOU CAN'T!" Ramirez scream out. "Now, there is a void of Nothingness outside. It may not be the major one itself, but there are many that need to be taken care of and SOMEONE has to do it!"
"UGH! WHY, WHY?" cried Dune in dismay. Ramirez shook his head, wondering about these new heroes.
"Because, the deities, SAY SO! NYAH!" Ramirez spouted. "Now, what is wrong young ones?" Surlent started to take his glasses off and rubbed his slightly dry eyes.
"Well, Riza here, was keeping us up all night. turning up her god damn rock and roll music and her super high trip shenanigans." Surlent sighed. "Please, do something about her! She is getting unruly!"
Ramirez rolled his eyes and said, "Then bang on her door and MAKE her get up off her lazy ass. That shall teach her who is boss."
Scion, Surlent and Dune started to all make their way over to Riza room and started to impatiently bang and knock on Riza's door. They were not sure if Riza could hear them with the loud television booming in her room, but it was worth a shot. Scion then started to kick the door, shouting. "RIZA! GET UP AND OUT! A VOID IS OUTSIDE READY TO WIPE OUT WHATEVER IT COULD FIND!"
"Hold on.....Huh huh huh huh....." Riza chortled, sounding pretty sloshed. She was too "busy" with using her beloved Marijuana bong, going loco and watching a marathon of "Cheech and Chong" movies. "What did you say again? I just got to the best part here......"
"NOW! Come on!" Surlent pled outside the door. Riza still did not listen, started laughing her head off louder and smoking in her Marijuana more.
"Okay okay, I will get up captain.....aye aye!" Riza slurred. She opened the door and stumbled out. Boy, did Riza really look like shit! Her braided up hair was all sticking up, her skin pale with colour under her eyes, and drool coming down her lips. "What is it? Coming onto me or something you buggers......"
"Riza, you bloody stupid bitch!" Dune grumbled, slapping Riza across the face. However, that action only made Riza act goofier yet.
"Unnnnnngh! What lovely, noble bright colours floating around me. In and out, out and around, under and through, above..........."
"Ummmmm.....Dune, that only made Riza act goofier yet." Surlent reasoned with Dune. Ramirez got even more impatient now.
"Just go out there and shut the hell up all ready! YEESH!" Ramirez shouted impatiently.
Everyone started to leave immediately, all end up dragging Riza with them against their own will. Ramirez started to think things over for a bit. "Jesus lord, what the hell was Meifa on when she made Riza her heir? UGH!"
Everyone was now out of the ark, and were trying to track down this Nothingness. But Riza was no help to them though. "Fine, I'm coming everyone, make way for......." Riza sniggered.
"SHUT UP ALREADY RIZA!" Scion, Dune and Surlent shouted in unison.
Blimey, don't you just want to beat the snot out of Riza right now folks? ^_^
