Paul, Lee, and 'Hachi: Ed, Edd, n Eddy, Tekken style
The cast:
Ed-Paul Phoenix Edd-Lee Chaolan Eddy-Heihachi Mishima Sarah-Nina Williams Jimmy-Kuma Kevin-Hwoarang Rolf-Marshall Law Jonny 2x4-Yoshimitsu (don't ask) Nazz-Christie Montiero
Who I'm having as the Kanker sisters is a secret, I'm revealing them later... ^v^ anyways, on to the story!
Da STOREE!
Heihachi: Hey, Paul! You spelled it wrong!
Paul: Oops.
Heihachi: What am I going to do with you!?
( The story starts in a nice, sunny, suburban area... Wait a minute! I thought we were going to start at the Mishima Zaibatsu!)
Heihachi: Well, I got really tired of Kazuya picking on me and crap, so I decided to take my other son, Lee, and move to the suburbs where I can relax and pick on the "lower class" if you know what I mean (snicker). Oh, and if you're wondering why Paul is here, it's because he's a stowaway.
Paul: Super dooper!
Lee: Hmm...so Heihachi, if you're already filthy rich, why are you going to pick on "the lower class" for money?
Heihachi: Well...I...uh...
Lee: (shocked) Don't tell me you...
Heihachi: (interrupting) ALL RIGHT ALREADY! THEY GET THE POINT! Anywa y, I have an idea that will be a sure cash cow!
Lee: Oh, please! As if any of your ideas will ever work...
Heihachi: Of course it will! We just need a few things, that's all.
Paul: And potato salad!
Lee: Paul, what would potato salad have to do with anything in this story?
Paul: Um...
Lee: I thought so.
( And now, an important message from a random person)
Spongebob: *stoned* I WANT CRABBY Patties!
Gary: meow.
(Ok, back to the story...)
Heihachi: I GOT IT! (light bulb blacks out) Huh? ( flicks the light bulb and it lights up again) You know how hot it is around here, and most of the time, people complain here because they don't get cool around here and it's incredibly BORING here, right?
Lee: Well, I suppose that is true, "father".
Heihachi: Well, as soon as we build "Heihachi's Supa-Fly Mondo-Cool Ultra Economy-Style Deluxe Swimming Pool", we will be able to give everyone in this area what they wanted...
Lee: (amazed) You're turning over a new leaf!? How wonderful!
Heihachi: ...for a small nominal fee, of course. *grin*
Lee: (not amused) Nope, I guess not... (starts looking at the blueprints)
Paul: Ooh! Ooh! Can we get a giant floatie shaped like a pizza and I can lay on it and pretend I'm going to planet Bologna and meet king Oscar Mayer?
Heihachi: (dumbfounded by what Paul said) Ummm.Did you put your head in the microwave again?
Paul: (just standing there)...
Heihachi: Let's hurry up with my swimming pool sc- I mean swimming pool!
( So the "Terrible Trio" worked on the construction of Heihachi's soon-to- be "Hot Spot". Despite the few scrapes and bruises, and some of Paul's idiotic stunts, Paul, Lee, and Heihachi Mishima himself, all managed to get the job done...sort of.)
( 11:00 PM)
Heihachi: Whew! We finally got the job done! ( looks up at his "greatest creation", a ten-foot tall swimming pool made from wood and traffic signs, and on the top, a cement platform bordering around the surface.)
Lee: And with a few moments to spare for filling up the pool!
Paul: I can help!
Nina: PAAAAUUUULLL!!!!!!!!
Paul: Uh oh...
Nina: ( ticked off) Paul, where have you been? You almost had me worried! We're supposed to be in bed by this time! ( grabs Paul by the ear and leads him back to her house)
Paul: Well, ouch! I gotta-Ouch!- be going now...Ouch! Nina, please, not so hard!
Heihachi: Oh well, we don't need Paul to fill up the pool anyway! (places hose through the hole at the bottom of the "pool")
Lee: Are you sure you're up to this complicated task? Running a pool-side resort will be a really hectic job. You'll need refreshments, have to clean the...
Heihachi: (puts his arm over Lee's shoulder) Have I ever steered you wrong?
Lee: Well...yes.
Heihachi: Ah, forget about it. Tomorrow, people will come all over the block just to cool down here! Just you wait, we are gonna be FAMOUS!!!
Lee: *yawn* Let's just call it a night and we can gloat about it tomorrow, okay?
Heihachi: Oh, all right. ( The next day...)
Nina: What on earth is that!?
Kuma: It must have fallen from the loop of dreams! Nina, help! (hugs Nina, shivering)
Nina: ( pets Kuma on the head) Don't worry Kuma, it will be okay!
Law: I have seen this many times before! Back in my old country, we used to find many of these looming over us like some giant ham sandwich...
Hwoarang: I know these freaks are up to something...
(Yoshimitsu pops up unexpectedly)
Yoshimitsu: Howdy, Howdy, HOWDY!! Blade and I were just heading up for a nice walk around the park! (and yes, Yoshimitsu is acting OOC) So watch'a doin'?
Hwoarang: (Panting) Yoshi...don't scare me like that...
Christie: Hi guys! Hey, check out the new swimming pool!!!
Hwoarang: I don't know, it must be made by the Scam-da-lini Bros., you don't know what they might be doing next...
Christie: Come on, it's just a place to cool ourselves, right? Who knows? It might be fun!
( So they walk up to the bouncer, who is actually Paul who is dressed in a black suit with sunglasses and wearing a gold chain. He also has his hair down, and he is riding on a pogo stick (guess he took the word "bouncer" too literally))
Paul: (Having a lot of fun) Ha ha ha ha, up and down, up and down, a ha ha ha.
( Everyone looks at Paul strangely)
Paul: ( finally came to his senses) Ummm... ( tosses the pogo stick aside) Welcome to Heihachi's Supa-Fly Mondo-Cool Ultra Economy-Style Deluxe Weenie Roast!!
Heihachi: ( who happens to be spaeking through Paul's hearing ear piece thingy) It's Swimming Pool, The Supa-Fly Mondo-Cool Ultra Economy-Style Deluxe Swimming Pool! Get it right, you knuckle head!
Paul: Oh yeah...Swimming Pool! Do you have repercussions?
Heihachi: It's reservations, you pea brain!
Paul: What?
Heihachi: Never mind...just go to the fees.....
Paul: Well anyway, one visit costs $10.00. a member ship costs $50.
Christie: Well, I'm in! ( hands Paul $50)
Hwoarang: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Christie: Of course! Besides this may be a one time chance to cool ourselves!
Hwoarang: I guess you're right... ( turns to Paul and gives him $10) ...you better not do something sneaky...
Law: I would like to partake of of your facilities! ( hands Paul a $50)
Yoshimitsu: ( talking to his katana) Whad'ya mean you spent your money on metal polish...(glares at it) Oh, all right, but next time you better pinch your pennies, mister...( hands Paul a $20)
Nina: This better be good...( hands Paul a $20)
Kuma: Fancy!
Paul: Now, if you will follow me, we will go up to the swimming pool!
( Towelie pops in from nowhere)
Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel.
Hwoarang: I've seen a lot of things lately, but never like THIS.
Towelie: I'm Towelie, and whenever you go swimming and get wet, you should always bring something to dry with. That's why Towelie says you should always bring a towel, you never know when it might come in handy.
( Everyone looks at Towelie strangely)
Towelie: ...you wanna get high?
Hwoarang: Ummm...no.
( at the top)
Lee: ( Who's dressed up as a fancy cocktail waiter) Freshly prepared beverages, only from $1.99 to $7.50, um...anyone? (Everyone unnoticeably throws their clothes on Lee) Uh...well, this is unexpected...
( Everyone is in their swimsuits,(except Kuma obviously,and Yoshimitsu still has his mask on, maybe his armor too? You decide for yourselves...) and they dive into the pool)
Nina: This...is the life. We finally get to cool ourselves down.
Kuma: Watch me swim!!!
( Then all of a sudden, the lights dim down...)
Nina: Hey! What's going on?
Hwoarang: I have a bad feeling about this...
( Paul starts the drum roll and Lee starts to make an announcement)
Lee: *sigh* ( to himself) I always feared it would come to this ...(takes the microphone, takes a deep breath then starts to speak) AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE MISHIMA ZAIBATSU, AND THE OWNER OF THIS RESIDENTIAL AREA, *sigh* THE GREATEST MAN EVER TO CREATE THE MOST ELABORATE OF PLANS, I BRING TO YOU THE KING OF IRON FIST TOURNAMENT, YOURS AND MINE...HEIHACHI MISHIMA!!!!!!!!!!
(The drum roll stops,the spotlights move to a doohickey that's similar to Dexter's Inflate-o-Lab, and from the door steps out Heihachi, dressed in a very fancy bathrobe, a couple of gold chains, sandals and a pair of sunglasses. Disco music starts playing, too.)
Heihachi: HELLO EVERYBODY!!!! Welcome to my Supa-Fly, Mondo-Cool, Ultra Economy-Style Deluxe Swimming Pool!!! Consider yourselves lucky, because this is as "Da Bomb" as it gets!!! Now Are you ready to PARTAY!?
Lee: -_-' I knew it...
Paul: I am!!!
Nina and Kuma: O_O
Hwoarang: O_O Weird...
Law: This reminds me of an old fable I once knew. It all started by...
Yoshimitsu: Are you kidding? Blade and I just love to party!!!!
( Heihachi rips off his bathrobe, revealing himself to be in his...If you guessed " diaper thong-thingy" or something like that, you're right!)
Heihachi: WOO-HOO!!!! ( cannonballs into the pool)
Lee: Heihachi, don't do-( gets wet from Heihachi's splash) that...
Paul: But cannonballs are fun, Lee!!!
Lee: Yes,( notices the pool starting to shake) but at this rate, the pool's durability will diminish, causing it to eventually collapse!
Heihachi: It ain't gonna collapse, it's too sturdy for that! ( starts patting the pool-side and then...)
KA-BLAM!!!!!!!
( The pool exploded, with bits of cement and wood flying apart, and everyone was swept away in a tidal wave)
(On the paved basket ball court, we see our three "protagonists" (or "antagonists", depending on your choice) washed up like they were from a typhoon)
Heihachi: (Who has his face on the pavement) What just happened? (gets up)
Lee: ( nearing concsiousness, slowly opens his eyes and tries to stand ) Ur...It seems that the pool... was over its capacity, and the pressure caused it to explode.
Paul: ( on his back, smiling and laughing like an idiot) Ha ha ha, That was fun, let's do it again!!!
Hwoarang: ( who's really peeved) You dorks are in serious trouble... ( starts approaching the three scammers and the others join in)
Heihachi: Let's get outta here!!!!
( So they decide to take a dash through the thick forest ahead of them) Nina: What!? Just wait 'til I get my hands on those... ( is about to go in, but Kuma stops her from proceeding any further)
Kuma: Nina, don't go in there! There's a lot of strange happenings going on in that forest!
Hwoarang: Yeah, not to mention the three creepy ladies that live there, although one isn't exactly a lady..
Nina: Grr...
Kuma: Let's just go home and have some honeysuckle tea...
( in the woods...)
Heihachi: Let's hide in that spooky mansion!
Lee: (a little creeped out) Are you sure? It looks pretty scary...
Heihachi: Do you want to get beat up?
Paul: Let's go to Taco World!!!
Heihachi: Hey, Lumpy's right, let's get out and go to a restaurant.
( But as they were about to leave the woods, they were approached by three women, well... two women and a panda)
Anna: Well, look what we have here!
Panda: We found us some men!!!
Unknown: Aren't they dreamy?
( Paul, Lee, and Heihachi all scream and scramble out of the forest and back into Heihachi's summer house...)
(Under Heihachi's bed...O_O we see a lot of food, magazines and soda cans, and the three are using this as a temporary hideaway)
Lee: Of all the days, why did this be the day that we hide under your bed?
Heihachi: Relax, as soon as the heat gets off us, we'll get out from under my bed, and we'll be able to go back to our money making business!
Lee: You should have brought your money with you on the trip here, so we didn't have to...
Paul: ( goes under the bed and stands up, causing it to balance on his head) I am Taco Ed!! Let me eat your burritos!!
Heihachi: Hey Paul! You're supposed to stand guard!
Paul: Oh, can I have a Bebop Cola please?
(Heihachi throw a can of Bebop Cola on Paul's face knocking him out and the bed lands on top of Heihachi and Lee)
Heihachi and Lee: OOWW!!
Lee: This is... going to be a long day...
Heihachi: Ohhh...my aching head...
Scam analysis:...Failed
The End, or is it?
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story.
Author's note: This is sort of like a parody of Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, though not exactly a parody, since I made up the storyline though...
You like this fic? If you do, please review, and if you want, I might put in a second chapter!
Please R&R!!
The cast:
Ed-Paul Phoenix Edd-Lee Chaolan Eddy-Heihachi Mishima Sarah-Nina Williams Jimmy-Kuma Kevin-Hwoarang Rolf-Marshall Law Jonny 2x4-Yoshimitsu (don't ask) Nazz-Christie Montiero
Who I'm having as the Kanker sisters is a secret, I'm revealing them later... ^v^ anyways, on to the story!
Da STOREE!
Heihachi: Hey, Paul! You spelled it wrong!
Paul: Oops.
Heihachi: What am I going to do with you!?
( The story starts in a nice, sunny, suburban area... Wait a minute! I thought we were going to start at the Mishima Zaibatsu!)
Heihachi: Well, I got really tired of Kazuya picking on me and crap, so I decided to take my other son, Lee, and move to the suburbs where I can relax and pick on the "lower class" if you know what I mean (snicker). Oh, and if you're wondering why Paul is here, it's because he's a stowaway.
Paul: Super dooper!
Lee: Hmm...so Heihachi, if you're already filthy rich, why are you going to pick on "the lower class" for money?
Heihachi: Well...I...uh...
Lee: (shocked) Don't tell me you...
Heihachi: (interrupting) ALL RIGHT ALREADY! THEY GET THE POINT! Anywa y, I have an idea that will be a sure cash cow!
Lee: Oh, please! As if any of your ideas will ever work...
Heihachi: Of course it will! We just need a few things, that's all.
Paul: And potato salad!
Lee: Paul, what would potato salad have to do with anything in this story?
Paul: Um...
Lee: I thought so.
( And now, an important message from a random person)
Spongebob: *stoned* I WANT CRABBY Patties!
Gary: meow.
(Ok, back to the story...)
Heihachi: I GOT IT! (light bulb blacks out) Huh? ( flicks the light bulb and it lights up again) You know how hot it is around here, and most of the time, people complain here because they don't get cool around here and it's incredibly BORING here, right?
Lee: Well, I suppose that is true, "father".
Heihachi: Well, as soon as we build "Heihachi's Supa-Fly Mondo-Cool Ultra Economy-Style Deluxe Swimming Pool", we will be able to give everyone in this area what they wanted...
Lee: (amazed) You're turning over a new leaf!? How wonderful!
Heihachi: ...for a small nominal fee, of course. *grin*
Lee: (not amused) Nope, I guess not... (starts looking at the blueprints)
Paul: Ooh! Ooh! Can we get a giant floatie shaped like a pizza and I can lay on it and pretend I'm going to planet Bologna and meet king Oscar Mayer?
Heihachi: (dumbfounded by what Paul said) Ummm.Did you put your head in the microwave again?
Paul: (just standing there)...
Heihachi: Let's hurry up with my swimming pool sc- I mean swimming pool!
( So the "Terrible Trio" worked on the construction of Heihachi's soon-to- be "Hot Spot". Despite the few scrapes and bruises, and some of Paul's idiotic stunts, Paul, Lee, and Heihachi Mishima himself, all managed to get the job done...sort of.)
( 11:00 PM)
Heihachi: Whew! We finally got the job done! ( looks up at his "greatest creation", a ten-foot tall swimming pool made from wood and traffic signs, and on the top, a cement platform bordering around the surface.)
Lee: And with a few moments to spare for filling up the pool!
Paul: I can help!
Nina: PAAAAUUUULLL!!!!!!!!
Paul: Uh oh...
Nina: ( ticked off) Paul, where have you been? You almost had me worried! We're supposed to be in bed by this time! ( grabs Paul by the ear and leads him back to her house)
Paul: Well, ouch! I gotta-Ouch!- be going now...Ouch! Nina, please, not so hard!
Heihachi: Oh well, we don't need Paul to fill up the pool anyway! (places hose through the hole at the bottom of the "pool")
Lee: Are you sure you're up to this complicated task? Running a pool-side resort will be a really hectic job. You'll need refreshments, have to clean the...
Heihachi: (puts his arm over Lee's shoulder) Have I ever steered you wrong?
Lee: Well...yes.
Heihachi: Ah, forget about it. Tomorrow, people will come all over the block just to cool down here! Just you wait, we are gonna be FAMOUS!!!
Lee: *yawn* Let's just call it a night and we can gloat about it tomorrow, okay?
Heihachi: Oh, all right. ( The next day...)
Nina: What on earth is that!?
Kuma: It must have fallen from the loop of dreams! Nina, help! (hugs Nina, shivering)
Nina: ( pets Kuma on the head) Don't worry Kuma, it will be okay!
Law: I have seen this many times before! Back in my old country, we used to find many of these looming over us like some giant ham sandwich...
Hwoarang: I know these freaks are up to something...
(Yoshimitsu pops up unexpectedly)
Yoshimitsu: Howdy, Howdy, HOWDY!! Blade and I were just heading up for a nice walk around the park! (and yes, Yoshimitsu is acting OOC) So watch'a doin'?
Hwoarang: (Panting) Yoshi...don't scare me like that...
Christie: Hi guys! Hey, check out the new swimming pool!!!
Hwoarang: I don't know, it must be made by the Scam-da-lini Bros., you don't know what they might be doing next...
Christie: Come on, it's just a place to cool ourselves, right? Who knows? It might be fun!
( So they walk up to the bouncer, who is actually Paul who is dressed in a black suit with sunglasses and wearing a gold chain. He also has his hair down, and he is riding on a pogo stick (guess he took the word "bouncer" too literally))
Paul: (Having a lot of fun) Ha ha ha ha, up and down, up and down, a ha ha ha.
( Everyone looks at Paul strangely)
Paul: ( finally came to his senses) Ummm... ( tosses the pogo stick aside) Welcome to Heihachi's Supa-Fly Mondo-Cool Ultra Economy-Style Deluxe Weenie Roast!!
Heihachi: ( who happens to be spaeking through Paul's hearing ear piece thingy) It's Swimming Pool, The Supa-Fly Mondo-Cool Ultra Economy-Style Deluxe Swimming Pool! Get it right, you knuckle head!
Paul: Oh yeah...Swimming Pool! Do you have repercussions?
Heihachi: It's reservations, you pea brain!
Paul: What?
Heihachi: Never mind...just go to the fees.....
Paul: Well anyway, one visit costs $10.00. a member ship costs $50.
Christie: Well, I'm in! ( hands Paul $50)
Hwoarang: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Christie: Of course! Besides this may be a one time chance to cool ourselves!
Hwoarang: I guess you're right... ( turns to Paul and gives him $10) ...you better not do something sneaky...
Law: I would like to partake of of your facilities! ( hands Paul a $50)
Yoshimitsu: ( talking to his katana) Whad'ya mean you spent your money on metal polish...(glares at it) Oh, all right, but next time you better pinch your pennies, mister...( hands Paul a $20)
Nina: This better be good...( hands Paul a $20)
Kuma: Fancy!
Paul: Now, if you will follow me, we will go up to the swimming pool!
( Towelie pops in from nowhere)
Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel.
Hwoarang: I've seen a lot of things lately, but never like THIS.
Towelie: I'm Towelie, and whenever you go swimming and get wet, you should always bring something to dry with. That's why Towelie says you should always bring a towel, you never know when it might come in handy.
( Everyone looks at Towelie strangely)
Towelie: ...you wanna get high?
Hwoarang: Ummm...no.
( at the top)
Lee: ( Who's dressed up as a fancy cocktail waiter) Freshly prepared beverages, only from $1.99 to $7.50, um...anyone? (Everyone unnoticeably throws their clothes on Lee) Uh...well, this is unexpected...
( Everyone is in their swimsuits,(except Kuma obviously,and Yoshimitsu still has his mask on, maybe his armor too? You decide for yourselves...) and they dive into the pool)
Nina: This...is the life. We finally get to cool ourselves down.
Kuma: Watch me swim!!!
( Then all of a sudden, the lights dim down...)
Nina: Hey! What's going on?
Hwoarang: I have a bad feeling about this...
( Paul starts the drum roll and Lee starts to make an announcement)
Lee: *sigh* ( to himself) I always feared it would come to this ...(takes the microphone, takes a deep breath then starts to speak) AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE MISHIMA ZAIBATSU, AND THE OWNER OF THIS RESIDENTIAL AREA, *sigh* THE GREATEST MAN EVER TO CREATE THE MOST ELABORATE OF PLANS, I BRING TO YOU THE KING OF IRON FIST TOURNAMENT, YOURS AND MINE...HEIHACHI MISHIMA!!!!!!!!!!
(The drum roll stops,the spotlights move to a doohickey that's similar to Dexter's Inflate-o-Lab, and from the door steps out Heihachi, dressed in a very fancy bathrobe, a couple of gold chains, sandals and a pair of sunglasses. Disco music starts playing, too.)
Heihachi: HELLO EVERYBODY!!!! Welcome to my Supa-Fly, Mondo-Cool, Ultra Economy-Style Deluxe Swimming Pool!!! Consider yourselves lucky, because this is as "Da Bomb" as it gets!!! Now Are you ready to PARTAY!?
Lee: -_-' I knew it...
Paul: I am!!!
Nina and Kuma: O_O
Hwoarang: O_O Weird...
Law: This reminds me of an old fable I once knew. It all started by...
Yoshimitsu: Are you kidding? Blade and I just love to party!!!!
( Heihachi rips off his bathrobe, revealing himself to be in his...If you guessed " diaper thong-thingy" or something like that, you're right!)
Heihachi: WOO-HOO!!!! ( cannonballs into the pool)
Lee: Heihachi, don't do-( gets wet from Heihachi's splash) that...
Paul: But cannonballs are fun, Lee!!!
Lee: Yes,( notices the pool starting to shake) but at this rate, the pool's durability will diminish, causing it to eventually collapse!
Heihachi: It ain't gonna collapse, it's too sturdy for that! ( starts patting the pool-side and then...)
KA-BLAM!!!!!!!
( The pool exploded, with bits of cement and wood flying apart, and everyone was swept away in a tidal wave)
(On the paved basket ball court, we see our three "protagonists" (or "antagonists", depending on your choice) washed up like they were from a typhoon)
Heihachi: (Who has his face on the pavement) What just happened? (gets up)
Lee: ( nearing concsiousness, slowly opens his eyes and tries to stand ) Ur...It seems that the pool... was over its capacity, and the pressure caused it to explode.
Paul: ( on his back, smiling and laughing like an idiot) Ha ha ha, That was fun, let's do it again!!!
Hwoarang: ( who's really peeved) You dorks are in serious trouble... ( starts approaching the three scammers and the others join in)
Heihachi: Let's get outta here!!!!
( So they decide to take a dash through the thick forest ahead of them) Nina: What!? Just wait 'til I get my hands on those... ( is about to go in, but Kuma stops her from proceeding any further)
Kuma: Nina, don't go in there! There's a lot of strange happenings going on in that forest!
Hwoarang: Yeah, not to mention the three creepy ladies that live there, although one isn't exactly a lady..
Nina: Grr...
Kuma: Let's just go home and have some honeysuckle tea...
( in the woods...)
Heihachi: Let's hide in that spooky mansion!
Lee: (a little creeped out) Are you sure? It looks pretty scary...
Heihachi: Do you want to get beat up?
Paul: Let's go to Taco World!!!
Heihachi: Hey, Lumpy's right, let's get out and go to a restaurant.
( But as they were about to leave the woods, they were approached by three women, well... two women and a panda)
Anna: Well, look what we have here!
Panda: We found us some men!!!
Unknown: Aren't they dreamy?
( Paul, Lee, and Heihachi all scream and scramble out of the forest and back into Heihachi's summer house...)
(Under Heihachi's bed...O_O we see a lot of food, magazines and soda cans, and the three are using this as a temporary hideaway)
Lee: Of all the days, why did this be the day that we hide under your bed?
Heihachi: Relax, as soon as the heat gets off us, we'll get out from under my bed, and we'll be able to go back to our money making business!
Lee: You should have brought your money with you on the trip here, so we didn't have to...
Paul: ( goes under the bed and stands up, causing it to balance on his head) I am Taco Ed!! Let me eat your burritos!!
Heihachi: Hey Paul! You're supposed to stand guard!
Paul: Oh, can I have a Bebop Cola please?
(Heihachi throw a can of Bebop Cola on Paul's face knocking him out and the bed lands on top of Heihachi and Lee)
Heihachi and Lee: OOWW!!
Lee: This is... going to be a long day...
Heihachi: Ohhh...my aching head...
Scam analysis:...Failed
The End, or is it?
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story.
Author's note: This is sort of like a parody of Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, though not exactly a parody, since I made up the storyline though...
You like this fic? If you do, please review, and if you want, I might put in a second chapter!
Please R&R!!
