Hi Hi! This is LostBoy, I know I haven't updated awhile and some of my fans...well at least two of them have been waiting for a damn long while. I've had a little stress with homework these few days and my mind is just so full I can't even think straight but for the past few days I've healed up and feeling better.
I just want to say: Sorry crimsonsonxx for not updating for so long but will keep my promise to update the life of Lee and Brandon and so on.
I am sorry Subuku no jess I think for not updating and posting a song you wanted to sing with Garra san.
Well this is based on NarutoXOc...Hope I can get some reviews from this one...Oh well Naruto! To the summaries!
I made up some random characters too! Just to let you know before you read.
Naruto: Oi! I'm Naruto Uzamaki, I like instant ra-
No Naruto, the summary to the story.
Naruto: Oh! ...I forgot.
((LostBoy sweat dropped.))
Naruto: Oh I remember now, Okay ohayo! Everyone! This story is about the Naruto series that has to do with Naruto Shippuden but the edited version by LostBoy himself!
And Guys I don't own Naruto, I don't know the creators name and I'm sorry! ((Bows down to the Naruto creator)) I'm not really smart so please proceed Naruto.
Naruto?
((LostBoy finds a sign that reads: 'I'm at lunch dattebayo!'))
NANI??!!
Naruto! Grr I'll deal with him later... enjoy the story Naruto fans!
"I" person speaking.
"Hate" Thoughts.
"You brats." Demon/Inner.
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Two fine built males made there way across a road to Konohagakure ((Hidden Leaf Village)) happily talking to each other though one was to busy thinking about naked women seducing him.
"Ero sennin!Hello? Anyone in there?" asked a sixteen year old boy banging on the older one's head.
The so called "Ero sennin" was having trouble thinking when he felt huge pain banging against his head and open his eyes staring at his student!
"Gaki! What in sanes hell are you banging on my head for?!"
"I was telling you that were almost to our destination! Then you blacked out while giggling like a school girl! Doesn't that deserve a punishment?"
"Um no, Come on Naruto, all men has these things that pop up in their head I was enjoying it too."
"Hey, I'm no pervert like your Ero sennin, All you do all day is your so called special 'reserch' and then end up with a bruise on you every day!"
"Hmm...That is true..So your gay."
"I am not gay."
"Admit it you are!"
"No I'm not!"
"Uh huh!"
"No.I'm.Not."
"Yes.You.Are."
Thats it, Jirayia turned on Naruto's anger switch, all Jirayia could do was...something VERY stupid.
"Yes you are."
"Prepare for your worst nightmare Ero sennin...heheheh..." Naruto voiced deepened into a demon like.
"Oh...Crud.." was all Jirayia could say before Naruto started to beating the poor old man into a bloody pulp and screamed like a school girl which could be heard at...
((Akatsuki's Base))
"AHHHHHH!!!!"
"Leader sama do you hear something?" asked Itachi coming in the base after a mission.
"Sounds like the old man, damn he can sure scream like a school girl" replied the leader who's name shall not be spoken.
((Hours later...Konoha gates))
Two guards sit bored at their chairs trying their hardest to not fall asleep but are failing miserably.
"Why does Tsunade sama give us the most boring jobs?"
"I don't know you ask."
Just then two figures walked in one with white hair and one with blonde.
"I-Is that..."
" Yea! no doubt about it!"
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A pink haired kunoichi walked slowly through Konoha to the west gates to gather information as always.
"Sakura neechan!"
The so called Sakura turned around to see three little genin running up to her.
"Konohamaru?"
"Sakura neechan where are you going?" asked Konohamaru curiously.
"Oh to the gates and gather information for Tsunade sama whys that?"
"Can we come with you Sakura neechan?" asked a girl kunoichi named Moegi.
"Yea,((Sniffs)) We're pretty bored..." a boy who's having a runny nose named Udon.
"Eh, sure come were not really far anyway..." Sakura replied and lead the group.
Naruto walked his way through town though receiving lots of gasps and people gawking at him.
"Ero Sennin, Why are people giving me weird looks? Did I do something wrong?" asked Naruto as he was receiving shocked faces and lots of scared ones too.
"Eh...No, you just look like somebody very familiar..."
"Whatever.."
Naruto ran up a pole with no effort at all until he reached to the top and took a deep breath and sighed.
"((Glances over at the Hokage monuments)) Hey they even added baa chan's face on it too!...Ah..Everyone! Uzamaki Naruto is BACK!" Naruto yelled happily.
"Naruto! Get down here we got to go see 'her' before me and you are turning into a bloody pulp!"
((At the same time at the gates))
"Ohayo Hayate san, Sasume san!"
"Ohayo Sakura san!" They replied.
"Oi Sakura san, You would be surprised if you go to the hokage tower I bet you will make him sad if you keep him waiting, oh and heres today's report." Sasume exclaimed.
"Oh alright thanks for the report Sasume san...Well see you two later okay?"
"Alright."
Sakura and the Konohamaru gang were wondering who Sasume was talking about but put that idea aside and headed to the hokage tower.
((Hokage Tower))
A old women who looked like in her thirties was staring at her ten feet stack of paper twitching uncontrollably.
'I could of sworn I saw it mock me!'
'I always love to look at you Tsunade chan, your sexy as ever.' taunted the stack of papers.
'Aww hell no, I think I'm going insane if I look at it any more..but I am still sexy though,'
As she took out here secret sake stash she felt two chakra signatures and cursed but put the set away.
Then came Naruto and Jirayia flying into the window scaring Tsunade and right at the moment Shizune barged in with senbon needles.
"Tsunade sama is something wrong?!" asked Shizune concerning for her master.
"I'm fine Shizune, You could of used the door ya know ya old pervert." stated Tsunade.
"I didn't feel like it, decided to drop in and scare you like there's no tomorrow."
"Wheres the gaki anyway?"
"Aww Baa chan doesn't remember me anymore, this really breaks my heart." Naruto said in a acting tone making it sound real...Really real.
"What the hell is the YOND-YONDAIME DOING BACK from the dead? Jirayia Where the fuck is Naruto!" Tsunade yelled charging her fist with chakra, you can see it flare.
"Tsunade, have your senses dull? I don't remember bringing the Yondaime back, though it would be nice but I like Naruto because he is better and is surpassing the Yondaime as we speak."
"You seriously break my heart baa chan." Naruto interrupted feeling really left out and faking a anime style crying holding a napkin.
"N-N-Naruto i-is that you?" asked Tsunade.
"Well I am the only one who calls you baa chan anyway."
"Whats your favorite food?"
"Ramen."
"Oh Naruto! You've returned!" Tsunade yelled giving Naruto a bone crushing hug that caused the Kyuubi to mutter something like.
'If she keeps this up I swear I'll come out and rape her.'
'Great, the Kyuubi no kitsune, king of all demons, lord of destruction, is a pervert.'
The Kyuubi growled but otherwise crawled back to sleep.
"B-B-Baa chan...can't br-breathe!"
"Sorry can't help it brat just miss you so much!"
'I wish I was in that hug right now, I would of...oh yeah this is so easy to imagine soft beautiful..'((Er...Enough of his thoughts..unless you perverts who read this can imagine it yourself.))
As Jirayia was thinking and Tsunade finally let go Sakura and the Konohamaru gang came in 'without knocking' with a really surprised look on their faces.
"Huh?...Oh Ohayo! Sakura chan, Konohamaru and friends!" Naruto greeted with a wave.
We all know what they're thinking...
"Y-Y-Yondaime sama! Wh-What are you alive?!" shrieked Sakura like a banshee.
"Hahahah...Sakura, meet your old and former teammate, Uzamaki Naruto." laughed Tsunade totally forgetting her paper work.
"N-Naruto?"
"The one and only."
"Naruto niichan!!!" Konohamaru, Moegi, and Udon yelled and jumped at Naruto hugging him as a welcome back present.
"Hey! Hey! You guys are gonna make me fall!" Naruto laughed.
"Oi Oi! Naruto niichan, when you were gone we trained our asses off like you told me to!
"Uh uh...Konohamaru watch your language." Naruto taunted while finally getting them off him.
"Naruto, since your back go ahead and go catch up with Sakura and Konohamaru I got to talk to Jirayia a bit."
No need to tell Naruto, Naruto was already gone ditching the group of people.
((Ichiraku ramen stand))
Naruto walked in to find the his favorite ramen stand abit bigger with more seats and nobody at the front.
"Hello? Old man? Ayame neechan?" Naruto yelled. "Your favorite customer is here!"
...Bing Bop Crash...Stack Cling... "Hello how may I-... Yo-Yondaime sama!"
"Geez whats with everyone calling me him! For Kami's sake, I'm Naruto!" Naruto cried out.
"N-Naruto? Boy! How have you been? Since you've been gone business has slowed down by ninety percent don't you know? Ayame! Naruto has return! What would you like to eat today kid, its on the house." Teuchi speeched while writing down Naruto's order.
"I'd like-"
"NARUTO NO BAKA!!!!!!!!!"
"miso ramen."
So Naruto got his ramen, got beaten up by Sakura, beated up Jirayia oh so many things in one day, but...Wait until he sees whats in store for him within the next day...
((Some off far land))
((It's thunder storming))
((A Wanderer.))
A cloaked figure about in her sixteens walked towards to Konoha, to her destination. She wasn't tired. She and her village worshiped the great demon. ((Hey readers guess who the demon is))
She was a very developed female with long dark blue hair that stretched to her waist. She wore Anbu like armor and mask covering her face, she then said.:
"I'm almost there Uzamaki dono, I read about you in my bingo book, you should be very interesting."
Hi Hi! This is LostBoy! How did you guys like it? If it was good review me and tell me what kind of an appropiet name for her or I'll name her my self.
But Please Review, Naruto do it!
Naruto: Hai LostaBoy teme! Puppy eye no jutsu!
Thank you!
