Okay, yeah, another stupid story. Please review and tell me what you think, okay. I need to know!!! Yes, I love Van Helsing, and i thought this would be fun. Don't own Charmed or Van Helsing, kay?

Summary: Well, this takes place during season six, actually, and when things get hectic, Piper, Phoebe, Paige, Leo, Chris, and Wyatt (baby Wyatt, of course) all get sent to Van Helsing's time. Takes place just before Midnight Rendezvous and towards the end of the Van Helsing movie. I'm considering adding Underworld in, but it may be too much. Tell me

PROLOGUE

Phoebe closed the door softly behind her, and then turned around, attempting to sneak into the room.

"Where have you been?" A voice asked. All tenseness in her vanished; and Phoebe turned to look at her younger sister, Paige.

"Okay, is Piper up?" Phoebe asked.

"No," Paige replied. She leaned over. "What's this all about?"

"Chris," Phoebe admitted. Paige sat back. "Not again," She said.

"Well we need to find some way to help him get ... you know," Phoebe replied.

"In the middle of the night!?" Paige exclaimed.

"Well, i think I've planned a great idea for the ... you know, mood. Wyatt's birthday is next week right?"

"Yeah, so?"

"Well, what if we plan a romantic night off? We could have some wine, leave them alone ..." She trailed off, looking to Paige for approval.

The younger snickered. "God, this is all so pathetic. I mean, Chris was born naturally before. Why can't it happen again?"

"Well things have changed," Phoebe explained. "I mean, Piper and Leo aren't together anymore, are they?"

"No," Paige admitted. "But still. Can't we give them a little more time? Everything we've tried hasn't worked out very well."

"True, but we haven't tried much. I don't know about you, but Chris is really getting on my nerves."

Paige nodded her head in agreement as they started into the kitchen. Both girls rested against the island. "I'm running out of ideas," Phoebe said.

"That's a first," Paige said.

"You have anything better?" Phoebe challenged.

Paige held her arms out. "I'm seeing a renewed honeymoon in a lovely - and highly expensive - hotel in France. We orb them there, and have the staff set up a great romantic theme. I can watch Wyatt, or Chris can. They'll have some time by themselves, and might - you know."

"Piper would never go for it."

"Well why not? Her and Greg aren't dating, are they?"

"No. I have a sneaking suspicion Chris took care of that. I just can't get over the fact that he's our nephew."

"Yeah, well, at least you knew longer than me."

"Not much longer," Phoebe argued.

"Still."

Phoebe opened her mouth to change the subject, when there was a soft thud from above.

"What was that?" Paige asked. Both sisters stood still, listening. At first there was nothing, and then all of a sudden someone was thrown down the stairwell.

"What's going on down there!?" Piper called from above. Paige and Phoebe ran out, and saw Chris lying at the base of the stairs. Paige crossed her arms over her chest and raised her eyebrows (you know that weird look she does).

"Chris?" Phoebe asked.

The young man groaned and then looked up at his Aunts. "I don't feel all that good," He murmured. Phoebe and Paige bent down and helped him up just as Piper appeared on the stairs.

"What's with all the noise?" She demanded. Then she eyed Chris speculatively. "Do you want to wake Wyatt up?"

"You won't have to worry about him waking up," Chris said.

"What?! Why?" phoebe demanded.

"Leo took him to magic school."

"You have got to be kidding me," Piper said with irritation.

"Explain," Paige said.

"A demon followed me here, and then went to make a grab for Wyatt, shifting as me," Chris admitted.

"And why were you here in the middle of the night?" Piper asked.

"What, I'm not allowed to stop by?" Chris asked.

"In the middle of the night?" Piper countered.

"I wanted to talk with Phoebe and Paige," Chris replied.

"About that thing?" Phoebe asked.

"What thing?" Piper asked.

"Oh, nothing to worry about. You know, why don't you just go back to bed?" Paige suggested.

"You're hiding something," Piper stated.

"Of course not!" Paige gasped.

Chris suddenly hiccupped. Paige looked at him in surprise.

"That was random," She stated.

"Hey Chris, your eyes are blood shot," Phoebe said.

"Way to change the subject," Piper muttered under her breath before coming the rest of the way down the stairs.

"I'm fine," Chris replied, pulling away. He stumbled and fell into the wall.

"Oh my god. You're drunk!" Phoebe exclaimed.

"Just what I need," Piper said. "You better not have been at P3."

Chris held up his hands. "I'm not drunk," He said. He turned and started up the stairs before he tripped again and crashed.

"It's worst than i thought," Phoebe said. "He's wasted."

"Trashed. Geeze, how do you deal with an alcoholic whitelighter?"

"Is that even allowed?" Piper inquired.

"I'm not drunk!" Chris called from the floor. He held his throbbing head then sighed. "I'm not too drunk."

"He's gone," Paige said.

"Orb him to P3," Piper said. Then she shook her head. "I don't know what is going on with you three, or why Chris is drunk, but I'm too tired to deal with it now, so let's just get back to bed." She headed for up the stairs, and then looked back at Phoebe.

"Where were you?"

"Um, out?" Phoebe said.

Piper shook her head. "Never mind. I probably don't want to know." Then she disappeared.

Phoebe looked at Paige. "Should we go tell Leo its okay to bring Wyatt back?"

"I think they need to spend more time together," Paige said.

"Oh, they'll spend more time together once my parents are back in the sack," Chris said bluntly.

"Doesn't that thought bother you at all?" Paige asked.

"Should it?"

"I'm just going to drop this conversation for now," Paige replied.

"Yes. For once we could forget the fact that everything's going down the drain," Phoebe said.

Paige nodded and then looked sadly at Chris.

"What? I have stress," Chris said.

"Almost makes you long for the old days, eh?" Phoebe joked.

"In a strange way ... yes," Paige admitted. "Well I've got to get Chris out of here. Come on," She said. Then she grabbed a hold of Chris and orbed away.