The Twelve Days of Cleaning

Disclaimer: I own nothing...hm..except my soul...which might be given up pretty soon..

Hwoarang: I said I was a cute red head out to get you, not the devil.

Supersonic: Same diff..



A/N: First Gundam Wing fic! Yay! R&R! And if you don't...then um..Hwoarang will come and get you.

Hwoarang: I am the Blood Talon! Hear my cry!

Supersonic: Uh..yea....on with the fic! Oh yea, and this is in tune to "the Twelve Days of Christmas" which I also don't own.



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On the first day of cleaning, Wing Zero gave to me:

The cutie Heero Yuy

On the second day of cleaning, Wing Zero gave to me:

Two prancing Duo's

And the cutie Heero Yuy

On the third day of cleaning, Wing Zero gave to me:

Three peaceful Quatre's

Two prancing Duo's

And the cutie Heero Yuy

On the fourth day of Zero's garage sale, he did give to me:

Four talking Trowa's (a/n: gasp!)

Three peaceful Quatre's

Two prancing Duo's

And the cutie Heero Yuy

On the fifth day of Zero's garage sale, he did give to me:

Five yelling Wufei's

Screaming of Injustice

About this weird song

Two dancing Duo's

And the cutie Heero Yuy

On the sixth day of Zero's garage sale, he sold this stuff to me:

Six nagging Relena's

Five cowering Wufei's (cos of Relena)

Four closed mouthed Trowa's

Three hiding Quatre's

Two screaming Duo's

And the running Heero Yuy

On the seventh day of Zero's garage sale, he did pity me:

With seven shooting hand guns

Pointing at six Relena's

Five cheering pilots!

Four jumping Duo's

Three happy Quatre's

Two smiling Trowa's

And the laughing Heero Yuy

On the eighth day of spring cleaning, the Gundams gave to me:

Eight cool fanfics

About Gundam Wing

Seven new pistols

For my protection

Five hungry pilots (uh oh)

Four napping Duo's

Three cute feathers

Two were actaully metal

And the bored Heero Yuy

On the ninth day of spring cleaning, the Gundams gave to me:

Nine piles of junk food

Eight cool fanfics

Seven brand new pistols

Six new Katana's

Five eating pilots!

Four vegging Duo's

Three Wufei's

Two cool feathers

And the content Heero Yuy

On the tenth day of school, the professors gave to me:

Ten piles of cheat sheets

Nine lethal Gundams

Eight piles of garbage (???)

Seven discmen blaring

Six new Katana's

Five helpful pilots!

Four doing homeword

Duo's slacking off

Trowa's speaking French

And the finished Heero Yuy

On the eleventh day of school, the dean did give to me:

Eleven long detentions

Ten piles of homework

Nine sobbing Gundams

Eight piles of chalk

Seven smashed discmens

Six long hours

Five pilots to the rescue!!!!

Four distracting Duo's

Three running

Two sneaking out

And me behind them sprinting away

On the twelve day of summer, the pilots gave to me:

Twelve midnight snacks

Eleven diving boards

Ten days of sunshine

Nine warm rain downpours

Eight sprinkling hoses

Seven huge ass lunches

Six lovely dinners

Five swimming pilots! (in trunks! **swoon**)

Four bug repellents

Three flashlights

Two comic books

And a happy finished author!!



There! Done! FINALLY! Okay, please excuse my retarded author notes (that came in brackets) that appeared every so often, but I wanted to add some stuff. Please..um...

Hwoarang: Review to make her happy so she'll feed me, I'm starting to starve!

Supersonic: Oh yea! REVIEW!! Thank you!

Hwoarang: What about you feeding me?

Supersonic: Tsk..fine fine..