DarkMythChaos: Hello all, how are you today.

Lelouch: (reads title) What are you planning.

DarkMythChaos: Oh nothing (evil smile), now please read the disclaimer.

Lelouch: DarkMythChaos doesn't own Code Geass.

DarkMythChaos: No lets get this story going.


10 Ways to Annoy Lelouch

Give C.C. his credit cards

Steal his Zero mask

Steal his sister and say that you'll only give her back if he dresses in a tutu for a day

Dye his clothes pink

Force him to go to a Black Knights meeting in his dyed Zero costume

Make go to his family gathering

Make him go in a cat costume

Tell him Kallen is pregnant and he's the father

Convince his dad to show his baby pictures on television

Take a picture of him and Kallen kissing and show it to his family

DarkMythChaos: Me plus boredom.

Lelouch: C.C., why did you buy 20 pizzas.

DarkMythChaos: I gave your credit cards to her.

Lelouch: AND WHERE IS MY MASK.

DarkMythChaos: I stole it

Lelouch: WHERE IS MY SISTER.

DarkMythChaos: I stole her too, were a tutu for a day and I'll give her back.

Lelouch: WHY ARE MY CLOTHES PINK

DarkMythChaos: I think it would look nicer, and you have a meeting you need to go to.

Lelouch: WHY ME.

DarkMythChaos: Oh and a family meeting afterwards.

Lelouch: You are evil.

DarkMythChaos: Yep, here's the costume you'll you in while with you family.

Lelouch: THAT'S IT. (geass activates), I command you to obey me.

DarkMythChaos: Sorry but I'm unaffected by geass.

Lelouch: Could this day get any worse.

DarkMythChaos: Yep you got Kallen pregnant.

Lelouch: WHAT.

DarkMythChaos: And your dad is broadcasting your baby pictures right now.

Lelouch: WHY ME.

DarkMythChaos: I showed your family a picture of you and Kallen kissing.

Lelouch: (Grabs pistol) WHY DID I AGREE TO COME

DarkMythChaos: That's all guy (runs away from Lelouch).