This was inspired by my friend screamerXOXO, when we read it and talked about Angel pointing the gun at Max we just randomly started singing it so...yeah.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Maximum Ride or Elmo's Got a Gun.


A soft rhythmic beat played in the background and suddenly, blue, red, and green, lights the stage from the back, creating 4 silhouettes. The boy in the center raises a microphone to his mouth, and the band bursts out in song.

Angel's got a gun

Angel's got a gun

Max's on the run

Iggy's dialin' 911

What made Angel snap,

Was she tired of Max's crap?

They said when Angel was arrested

They found Gazzy wingless in the trash

I hear that Fangis really runnin

Now that Angel's got a gun,

The skys never gonna be the same.

Angel's got a gun

Angel's got a gun

Nudge's mouth has come undone

Living with the flock's not real fun -

*GUNSHOT*

The boy playing the drums suddenly jumped up and stole the mic.

"You want me to join the flock without a bulletproof vest?!

Forget about it!"

Suddenly a teenage girl stomped in holding the hand of a much younger girl and another on trailing after the two.

Max felt a vein pop. "Fang, Iggy, Dylan, Gazzy…WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"


Weeee~