the spiderwitch was running slow as fraggin hell! as far as i could tell, it would be a pretty easy job to wrestle this little bastard. i took out my pack of cigarets, my lighter, and took a puff. my cigs always calmed me down. Suddenly i heard a crash and the spiderwitch appeared in the meadow it started running towards me and i started sprinting towards it. the spiderwitch jumped up and landed on top of me. i took it thing (that should not be touched) and bit it off. i have no idea why a witch would have a dick but it tasted very good. the spiderwitch howled in pain and fell onto the ground beside me.i took my pocket knife, and slit its neck.

I had fruit punch for a while after that incident!

The End!