Tony was well known around the tower because of his many failed inventions. Some of them blew up, others went crazy and others decided to destroy humans and rule the world. *cough*Ultron*cough*

Sometimes Tony made this inventions when he was bored out of his mind. Sometimes he would do them to just fuck up everyone's existence.

Or drunk.

Sometimes he would feel lonely and create a friend. Dummy, for example. He was loyal, even though he was a pain in the ass, but he was a friend. As well as U and Butterfingers. And formerly Jarvis.

What he intended to create was something that… well… he was drunk at the time, so he didn't know exactly what he created, but apparently, he created a machine that turned you into…

…a toddler.

He didn't mean to, honest! It just happened that Vision, Pietro and Wanda were in the middle and the machine kind of fired itself. And now, he had very angry Avengers shouting at him while trying to get a hold of three hyper toddlers with superpowers.

"Tony! You're going to pay for this!" Natasha shouted as a little Pietro ran circles around her, making her dizzy. She tried to get ahold of him and when she finally caught the shrunken shirt (yes, their clothing turned toddler sized as well), She was dragged forward, slamming her face with a table. She let go of the toddler to rub her nose.

Clint ran towards little Pietro, stopping in front of the silver haired toddler. "Here, Pietro. Do you want candy? I can get you candy."

Pietro stopped on his tracks to look at the older man. "Candy?" He asked in his Sokovian accent.

Clint smiled. He had him. "Yeah, candy." He reached to his pocket and pulled out a red lollipop. "You want it?"

Pietro nodded as he licked his lips.

"Good, but you have to behave and stop- AHHH!"

Pietro ran between Clint's legs, taking the lollipop with him and making Clint fall face first on the floor. "Ouch!" He said as he rubbed his forehead. "That's gonna leave a nasty mark…"

Pietro was not as fast as he was as a teen, but still faster than anyone. As Pietro ran around, with Steve hot on his trail, little Wanda was causing great property damage to Tony's lab. Sam and Rhodey hid behind a table, dodging everything and anything that the toddler threw towards them.

"What do we do man?!" Sam asked.

"I don't know! Do you know how to deal with super powered toddlers?!"

"No!"

"Then I don't have an answer for you!"

Sam risked a glance at the toddler. Wanda, waving her little fingers, was levitating dangerous looking objects around her. Sam and Rhodey looked at each other.

"We can't try the candy trick, Clint already did that and it didn't went that well." Rhodey said.

Sam sighed and lifted his head to look at Wanda. The little Sokovian girl was currently destroying a fire extinguisher, much to Dummy's horror, who was hiding in a corner with U and Butterfingers along with Bruce, who didn't want to be anywhere near the children because of his condition.

"Wanda! Stop this now, young lady!" Sam said. He yelped when he saw the fire extinguisher coming his way and quickly ducked.

Meanwhile, Pietro ran and Steve ran behind him. "Come here, Pietro. I don't want you to hurt yourself."

Pietro did not listen and keep liking the lollipop, he just ran pass Tony and Thor, who were currently trying to get a tiny Vision down from the ceiling. He was just levitating in midair, swinging his tiny feet I the air and chewing on his tiny yellow cape.

"No, no, Vision! You can't eat your cape! That's not food! I fact, you don't even eat!" Tony said, but Vision continued to chew on his cape with delight, like it was the best thing in the world.

"I cannot believe this is the one who can lift Mjolnir." Thor said as he looked at the synthetic android.

Tony looked at Thor. "Aren't you going to do something? I don't know, like fly up there and get him?" He extended his arms, signaling Vision.

Suddenly, like on cue, Vision lost control of his levitation and fell. Right on Tony's arms.

"Man of Iron, you sure are a magnet for toddlers." Thor said. Tony glared at him. At least Vision was easier to get. The other two… they were working on it.

Steve launched himself towards Pietro and finally, FINALLY caught him. "I got him!" He said, but Pietro kicked him really hard on the face. Steve dropped him and Pietro was on the run again. But Steve noticed something peculiar: Pietro was getting tired and he was slowing down. Steve took this to his advantage and went after him. Pietro was slow enough for Steve to quickly catch him. Pietro tried to put up a fight, but he was really tired.

"Hey, son, are you tired?"

Pietro rubbed an eye and nodded. He yawned and rested his head on Steve shoulder. "Two down, one to go."

Natasha, who was still rubbing her nose, walked pass the table Sam and Rhodey were hiding and stood in front of Wanda. Everybody held their breath for a moment. Natasha glared down at the toddler in front of her. To everyone's surprise, except Clint's, Wanda felt intimidated under the Widow's gaze and allowed her to pick her up. "There we go, that wasn't so bad, right?" She asked the girl, who just turned away and crossed her tiny arms in annoyance. She was defeated.

"Well, now that we got them all three, what are we going to do about this?" Clint said. Everybody turned their heads towards Tony.

Tony gulped. "Um… Brucie?"

Bruce got out of his hiding spot. "Alright, I'll help you, as long as I don't have to get anywhere near the toddlers."

Tony sighed. "Well, I'll go work on that machine. Meanwhile, someone has to go buy some supplies for these three while I'm at it."

Everybody groaned in annoyance. Vision started to chew on his cape again. "Can someone get a pacifier for Vision?"


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