NOTE: This is not directly copying any specific Soap Opera…

And note: This isn't supposed to be the first episode either, they are not meant to be serious, so I don't want to introduce all the characters.

START:

Setting: A Jacuzzi Room

Robert (Only wearing a bathing suit): Oh Vivian, I love you so much…

Vivian (Wearing a long, Victorian dress): No…..you don't….

Robert: Please Vivian, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME! • Falls to knees and cries in hands •

Vivian: But….I saw you making love to Clarise!

• Long, Dramatic Music played while camera zooms in on Robert's face •

Robert: I was not making love to her, a sharp piece of glass fell into her eye and I was getting it out.

Vivian: OH I'M SO SORRY I EVER THOUGHT THAT OF YOU! I HATE MYSELF! I WANT TO DIE!!!

• Long 20 Minute Make-Out Scene

___COMMERCIAL___

Woman 1: I had a bad day, I have itching and dryness.

Woman 2: Just try Vatigal, it has five natural ingredients that are gentle to a woman's body and soul.

Woman 1: What about my vagina and it's many diseases, will it help prevent Herpes outbreaks?

Woman 2: HAHAHA, why don't you just read the label you silly goose HAHAHA

Woman 1: HAHAHA

Woman 2: HAHAHA

Announcer: Side effects include: • Says at light speed • Nausea, Diarrhea, Vomiting, Possibility of becoming blind and/or deaf, Irritability, Seizures, Sexual Side Effects, Early Menopause, Uncontrollable bowel movements, In rare cases, cancer has been reported, the possibility of becoming paralyzed, Baldness, Rashes, Puffing of the anus, The growth of a penis and other various diseases which all result in a slow and painful death.

___END COMMERCIAL___

• Show continues with Vivian and Robert making out •

Vivian: OH ROBERT! FEEL MY BREASTS!

• A loud gunshot is heard •

• Vivian drops to the floor dead •

Robert: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

• A mysterious blonde woman in a yellow bikini stands in the doorway •

Robert: You bodacious babe! WHO ARE YOU!!!???

Woman: My name is…. • Loud Dramatic Music plays as camera zooms in on her mouth • … Candy…

Robert: You killed her!!!!! • Sobs into hands •

Candy: • Gets into Jacuzzi •

Robert: Nevermind, screw that bitch…

• Long make-out scene between Candy and Robert •

Robert: I'll go throw the corpse in the bathroom.

Candy: • To herself • That disgusting pig will die a miserable death. He deserves to die after all the women he's seduced. Including me, his long- lost twin sister, Canadra, when we were but young children, he raped me and left me to die on the playground. I'll kill that handsome man./

NEW SETTING: Inside a Limo, with a woman in all Faux Fur talking on her cell-phone. Her name is Candace.

Candace: • On Cell-Phone • I LIKE TOTALLY LOVE YOU TOO! Like I SO can't believe that like, we were like able to go out. Like you used to be such like a TOTAL loser and I was the sexy girl. LIKE OH WOW! I LOVE YOU! TOODLES! LIKE TOTALLY BYE! • Click •

• Suddenly she hits something •

Candace: LIKE OH MY TOTAL GOD! • Frolics out of car •

• A dead moose lays in the middle of the road •

Candace: LIKE OH NO! I COULD BE LIKE TOTALLY SUED BY ITS FAMILY IF LIKE SOMEONE FINDS IT! LIKE MAYBE HE'S STILL ALIVE! • Gives CPR to Moose, and during CPR, notices a scratch on the hood of the car •

Candace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

___END OF EPISODE___

I know this wasn't very funny, it is a remake of something I did A LONG time ago, but I couldn't find it so I tried to do it by memory, the other one was funnier too . In the future I might make more episodes…