NOTE: This is not directly copying any specific Soap Opera…
And note: This isn't supposed to be the first episode either, they are not meant to be serious, so I don't want to introduce all the characters.
START:
Setting: A Jacuzzi Room
Robert (Only wearing a bathing suit): Oh Vivian, I love you so much…
Vivian (Wearing a long, Victorian dress): No…..you don't….
Robert: Please Vivian, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME! • Falls to knees and cries in hands •
Vivian: But….I saw you making love to Clarise!
• Long, Dramatic Music played while camera zooms in on Robert's face •
Robert: I was not making love to her, a sharp piece of glass fell into her eye and I was getting it out.
Vivian: OH I'M SO SORRY I EVER THOUGHT THAT OF YOU! I HATE MYSELF! I WANT TO DIE!!!
• Long 20 Minute Make-Out Scene
___COMMERCIAL___
Woman 1: I had a bad day, I have itching and dryness.
Woman 2: Just try Vatigal, it has five natural ingredients that are gentle to a woman's body and soul.
Woman 1: What about my vagina and it's many diseases, will it help prevent Herpes outbreaks?
Woman 2: HAHAHA, why don't you just read the label you silly goose HAHAHA
Woman 1: HAHAHA
Woman 2: HAHAHA
Announcer: Side effects include: • Says at light speed • Nausea, Diarrhea, Vomiting, Possibility of becoming blind and/or deaf, Irritability, Seizures, Sexual Side Effects, Early Menopause, Uncontrollable bowel movements, In rare cases, cancer has been reported, the possibility of becoming paralyzed, Baldness, Rashes, Puffing of the anus, The growth of a penis and other various diseases which all result in a slow and painful death.
___END COMMERCIAL___
• Show continues with Vivian and Robert making out •
Vivian: OH ROBERT! FEEL MY BREASTS!
• A loud gunshot is heard •
• Vivian drops to the floor dead •
Robert: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
• A mysterious blonde woman in a yellow bikini stands in the doorway •
Robert: You bodacious babe! WHO ARE YOU!!!???
Woman: My name is…. • Loud Dramatic Music plays as camera zooms in on her mouth • … Candy…
Robert: You killed her!!!!! • Sobs into hands •
Candy: • Gets into Jacuzzi •
Robert: Nevermind, screw that bitch…
• Long make-out scene between Candy and Robert •
Robert: I'll go throw the corpse in the bathroom.
Candy: • To herself • That disgusting pig will die a miserable death. He deserves to die after all the women he's seduced. Including me, his long- lost twin sister, Canadra, when we were but young children, he raped me and left me to die on the playground. I'll kill that handsome man./
NEW SETTING: Inside a Limo, with a woman in all Faux Fur talking on her cell-phone. Her name is Candace.
Candace: • On Cell-Phone • I LIKE TOTALLY LOVE YOU TOO! Like I SO can't believe that like, we were like able to go out. Like you used to be such like a TOTAL loser and I was the sexy girl. LIKE OH WOW! I LOVE YOU! TOODLES! LIKE TOTALLY BYE! • Click •
• Suddenly she hits something •
Candace: LIKE OH MY TOTAL GOD! • Frolics out of car •
• A dead moose lays in the middle of the road •
Candace: LIKE OH NO! I COULD BE LIKE TOTALLY SUED BY ITS FAMILY IF LIKE SOMEONE FINDS IT! LIKE MAYBE HE'S STILL ALIVE! • Gives CPR to Moose, and during CPR, notices a scratch on the hood of the car •
Candace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
___END OF EPISODE___
I know this wasn't very funny, it is a remake of something I did A LONG time ago, but I couldn't find it so I tried to do it by memory, the other one was funnier too . In the future I might make more episodes…
And note: This isn't supposed to be the first episode either, they are not meant to be serious, so I don't want to introduce all the characters.
START:
Setting: A Jacuzzi Room
Robert (Only wearing a bathing suit): Oh Vivian, I love you so much…
Vivian (Wearing a long, Victorian dress): No…..you don't….
Robert: Please Vivian, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME! • Falls to knees and cries in hands •
Vivian: But….I saw you making love to Clarise!
• Long, Dramatic Music played while camera zooms in on Robert's face •
Robert: I was not making love to her, a sharp piece of glass fell into her eye and I was getting it out.
Vivian: OH I'M SO SORRY I EVER THOUGHT THAT OF YOU! I HATE MYSELF! I WANT TO DIE!!!
• Long 20 Minute Make-Out Scene
___COMMERCIAL___
Woman 1: I had a bad day, I have itching and dryness.
Woman 2: Just try Vatigal, it has five natural ingredients that are gentle to a woman's body and soul.
Woman 1: What about my vagina and it's many diseases, will it help prevent Herpes outbreaks?
Woman 2: HAHAHA, why don't you just read the label you silly goose HAHAHA
Woman 1: HAHAHA
Woman 2: HAHAHA
Announcer: Side effects include: • Says at light speed • Nausea, Diarrhea, Vomiting, Possibility of becoming blind and/or deaf, Irritability, Seizures, Sexual Side Effects, Early Menopause, Uncontrollable bowel movements, In rare cases, cancer has been reported, the possibility of becoming paralyzed, Baldness, Rashes, Puffing of the anus, The growth of a penis and other various diseases which all result in a slow and painful death.
___END COMMERCIAL___
• Show continues with Vivian and Robert making out •
Vivian: OH ROBERT! FEEL MY BREASTS!
• A loud gunshot is heard •
• Vivian drops to the floor dead •
Robert: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
• A mysterious blonde woman in a yellow bikini stands in the doorway •
Robert: You bodacious babe! WHO ARE YOU!!!???
Woman: My name is…. • Loud Dramatic Music plays as camera zooms in on her mouth • … Candy…
Robert: You killed her!!!!! • Sobs into hands •
Candy: • Gets into Jacuzzi •
Robert: Nevermind, screw that bitch…
• Long make-out scene between Candy and Robert •
Robert: I'll go throw the corpse in the bathroom.
Candy: • To herself • That disgusting pig will die a miserable death. He deserves to die after all the women he's seduced. Including me, his long- lost twin sister, Canadra, when we were but young children, he raped me and left me to die on the playground. I'll kill that handsome man./
NEW SETTING: Inside a Limo, with a woman in all Faux Fur talking on her cell-phone. Her name is Candace.
Candace: • On Cell-Phone • I LIKE TOTALLY LOVE YOU TOO! Like I SO can't believe that like, we were like able to go out. Like you used to be such like a TOTAL loser and I was the sexy girl. LIKE OH WOW! I LOVE YOU! TOODLES! LIKE TOTALLY BYE! • Click •
• Suddenly she hits something •
Candace: LIKE OH MY TOTAL GOD! • Frolics out of car •
• A dead moose lays in the middle of the road •
Candace: LIKE OH NO! I COULD BE LIKE TOTALLY SUED BY ITS FAMILY IF LIKE SOMEONE FINDS IT! LIKE MAYBE HE'S STILL ALIVE! • Gives CPR to Moose, and during CPR, notices a scratch on the hood of the car •
Candace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
___END OF EPISODE___
I know this wasn't very funny, it is a remake of something I did A LONG time ago, but I couldn't find it so I tried to do it by memory, the other one was funnier too . In the future I might make more episodes…
