Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Shikamaru was understandably perturbed by the massive bouquet of flowers shoved into his face.
"Don't even try, Shikamaru," Ino's voice said from somewhere behind the bouquet.
He sighed. Troublesome.
"…Did you just think 'troublesome'?"
He ignored the question. "Flowers, Ino? You really think that'll help?"
She lowered the bouquet, all the better to scold him. "They're expensive in Suna."
"So?"
Ino huffed and threw up her hands. "You're the one who asked me for help with your girlfriend-"
"We're not dating."
Ino proceeded to explain the many reasons why Shikamaru and Temari were obviously a couple.
Shikamaru tuned her out.
