DISCLAIMER: I don't own anyone except Sean, Michael, Emma, and Greg.
KNOW YOUR STARS!
A blue hedgehog walked in saying, "Hey everyone! I'll just sit down and—"
"Know your stars. Know your stars. Sonic The Hedgehog. He's an echidna!"
"But you said Sonic The HEDGEHOG. Echidnas are gullible. I'm not."
"Hey, Sonic! Eat any good termites lately?"
"I only eat chili dogs! Go ask Knuckles or something!" The famous blue blur yelled.
"Now you know…Sonic the Echidna…"
"THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS COOL DUDE!" He yelled walking away.
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Sean walked in and sat on the chair.
"Sean the Hedgehog. He has a crush on a toilet plunger."
"My IQ is 30000. I don't even know why I'm here."
"Sean the Hedgehog. He has an orange duck in his pants that he had as a baby named Quackie-Quack-Quack-Soup."
"No I don't!"
"Check."
Sean pulled out an orange duck from his pants. "How'd this get in there?"
"Can I have some soup?" The duck asked.
"O.O? No…"
"Chowder?"
"No…"
"How 'bout some gumbo?"
"I don't have any soup, chowder, or gumbo!"
"Sean the Hedgehog. He loves Sammy the Hedgehog."
"YOU'RE A DIRTY DIRTY LIAH!" Sean yelled.
"He loves—"
"WHY!? WHY MUST THESE CRUSHES TORMENT ME!? I'LL CRUSH YOU ALL!"
"Now you know…Sean the Hedgehog…The kid with three dates and a duck and won't give him soup."
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Ways to annoy characters!!!
Shadow:
1. Ask him if he hates Life over and over again!
2. Sing Albuquerque by Weird Al until he punches himself.
Knux:
1. Trick him into plunging AI into the sea.
Tails:
1. Ask him numerous questions until his brain explodes.
Greg ((my OC)):
1. Make him do stupid things.
Amy:
1. Throw Sonic over a cliff.
KYS:
Michael sits down.
"Know your stars…Michael the fox…he likes Emma the rabbit."
"It's true." Mike said.
"What?"
"KYS guy…he likes to smell his own butt." Michael said.
"NO I DON'T!"
"KYS guy…he likes to sing "Wannabe" in his spare time."
"NO I DON'T!"
"Hey, If ya wanna be someone's lover ya gotta get with her friends." Michael taunted.
"I QUIT!"
"PRAISE MICHAEL!" Omega shouted from the crowd. Everyone carried Michael away on their shoulders.
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