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An: random don't ask. My sister and cousin do this sort of thing all day.
Sasuke walked into the training ground, where he found Naruto training till he bled.
The poor boy was sweating more than half his body weight in water. Sasuke simply looked, blinked, than:
"Hey Naruto!"
"Hmm?"
"I won."
"What the-"
"Did I stutter? I said I won."
"Won what? What's going on? Hey wait! I won not you!"
"No I defiantly won."
"No you lost. I Won"
"I won at life. Therefore you will once and forever more lose so there."
"I won!!"
"No I won!"
"No, no, no and no! I.Won!!!"
This nothing fight went on all damn day till at last Sakura interrupted.
"I'M TELLING YOU AS I SWEAR ON MY DEAD HAMSTERS HEAD!!! I WON DAMN YOU!!!!"
"NEVER!!!! YOU WILL NEVER WIN!!! SO LONG AS I BREATH AIR YOU WILL NEVER WIN!!! FOR #$ SAKE!! I WON!!!!"
"What did you win?" Sakura asked.
For the life of either of them they could not figure that out either. Sauske and Naruto stared at each other at a complete loss.
"I Thought so. I won you both lose."
With that, Sakura left the two boys in the dark, feeling quite stupid.
"We never speak of this again?"
"Nope, never again (but I won)"
