STORIES

So, here's the deal I am going to tell you a bunch of short stories. They are probably going to end in a super crazy and dumb way that will seem funny. So let's begin. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (cough cough sorry fur ball)

BORED

I was sitting on a park when some alien guy with four popped up in front of me. I didn't really care because I was (Look at the title I think that will give you a clue if not then you must be stupid) bored. Back to the alien guy, so he walked up to me and said "Wazzzzzzzzzup?" I looked and said "I am just bored, acting bored, looking bored, smelling like bored and taste like bored" So the alien bent down and stuck out his tongue. I moved away quickly and asked "What are you doing?" He replied "Trying to see if you really do taste like bored." Wow, he is an idiot. So I decided to go home and who followed me! Yep, the alien! I don't really care so I ask him "What's your name?" He replies "Heyyougetalife that means Bob, in alien" Then some guys in black jumpsuits come out of nowhere. The tallest one walks up and grabs Heyyougetalife (I mean Bob) and takes him to a truck. I ask them "Who are you?" they reply in perfect union "We are P.E.E. The people who eliminate evil!" So I say "Ok, bye Heyyougetalife I mean Bob" He waves and I wave back. Then he just explodes in a giant cloud of black smoke! When the dust settles, Bob (Hey! I said his name right!) Is gone! Now that is absolutely, positively the most boring part of the day. THE END.