Since my recent deflowering, the two seemed to have formed a permanent link in my mind. I need to apologize for absolutely everything, but I'm not sorry in the least. If you are easily offended, don't read it. If you've never heard of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, you are clearly from another planet. Contact me so I can exploit your alien nature for profit and entertainment. Please excuse any errors or lack of humor. I wrote most of this just after the midnight showing and most things are funnier at three in the morning. On to the story.

dodger-chan:    As a kind of reward for your assistance in the Passover fic and putting up with me in general, I'm taking all of you the see The Rocky Horror Picture Show this Saturday. (no reaction) You could get excited, you know. *sigh* It's my treat.

Tamahome:       I'm going.

dodger-chan:    And there'll be candy… and hot dogs

Miaka:              (jumping up and down) I'll be there.

dodger-chan:    What about you, Nuriko? Don't you want to go?

Nuriko:             (a dead on Columbia imitation) I've seen it. But only three or four times. I'll go if Hotohori goes.

Hotohori:          But there are so many…ugly things in that movie.

dodger-chan:    But at the theatre you get to make fun of the ugly things. Anyway you need to build up your tolerance to ugly.

Hotohori:          Perhaps….

Chichiri:            What about Chiriko? Isn't he a little young, no da?

dodger-chan:    Maybe. Chiriko, do you know what a transvestite is?

Chiriko:            I've been friends with Nuriko for some time now. I know about transvestitism, and homosexuality. I've even seen Rocky Horror once.

dodger-chan:    If he's seen it, he's old enough. Lets just  hope there relatively nice to virgins this time.

Tasuki:             What d'ya mean 'nice to virgins?'

dodger-chan:    Um… Mitsukake, what about you?

Mitsukake:       (Mumbles incomprehensible response)

dodger-chan:    Sorry, didn't catch that.

Nuriko:             (popping out from behind a tree near Mitsukake) He said--

dodger-chan:    How did you do that tree thing? You were over there with Hotohori and there was no tree behind Mitsukake.

Nuriko:             It's just what I do. Do you want to know what he said or what?

dodger-chan:    Of course.

Nuriko:             Well, he's not merely seen it. He's been in it. He was Rocky.

dodger-chan:    I never would have expected.….Mitsukake.

(Conveniently, just at that moment)

Tamahome:       Miaka!

Miaka:              Tamahome!

Nuriko:             Rocky!

(There is a brief confused silence, immediately followed by the giggles of everyone whose seen RHPS)

Yui:                  I've just got to go. I need to see Miaka and Tamahome there.

Soi:                  I must admit, I'm curious myself. You'll come to keep me warm, won't you Nakago, sweetie?

Nakago:           (stiffly) I'll come.

dodger-chan:    Have any of you Seiryu seen it? (Notices Tomo's already dressed as Dr. Frank N. Futer.) Ask a silly question…. Any others?

Ashitare:           (growls)

dodger-chan:    Really?

Ashitare:           (growls more)

dodger-chan:    Yeah, I always liked her myself.

Soi:                  Who?

dodger-chan:    Susan Sarandon.

Ashitari:            I especially admire her for standing up for her belief that war is wrong in spite of the unpopularity of her views.

Yui:                  Weird.

Ashitare:           (growls questioningly)

dodger-chan:    Never mind her. I'm glad your coming. Amiboshi, Suboshi, are you two going?

Amiboshi:         I don't know.

Yui:                  Suboshi, you're going.

Suboshi:           ….I guess I'm going then.

Amiboshi:         I don't really want to.

Suboshi:           You don't have to.

dodger-chan:    You're going to make your brother see it without support?

Amiboshi:         Okay, okay. I'll go.

dodger-chan:    Good. That just leaves Miboshi. Um…where is he?

Tomo:              Getting rice.

dodger-chan:    Great. I'll go get the rest of the supplies. I brought clothes for you all to wear so you'll fit in better.

Tomo:              What's wrong with what I'm wearing now?

dodger-chan:    You're fine. You can come and help me.

Nuriko:             And me?

dodger-chan:    You're in Ancient China drag. You'll look more like everyone else if you update the outfit.

Nuriko:             Since when have I wanted to look like everyone else?

Tasuki:             Fishnets? There's no fucking way I'm gonna wear fishnets!

Amiboshi:         I'm getting a bad feeling about this.

dodger-chan:    (grins and walks off with Tomo)