'Cause Gryffindors Really Big
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter characters and I do not own anything of Arrogant Worms, so please don't sue me for anything of theirs that may be in this.
*Start*
Ron stood up from his stool in Double Potions one day, looked around the classroom, and a grin appeared on his face. He sat back down, made a few chicken scratches on a peice of parchment, and stood up again.
" Harry, if you would?" He asked, and all the Gryffidnors stood up.
The Slytherins and Snape watched warily, wondering what the boys were up to.
Ron opened his mouth, and the Gryffindors produced instruments of random varities, striking up a tune.
" When I look around me, I can't believe what I see. It seems as if this House of mine has lost its will to live. The teachers all are lousy, we barely have a Chess Team, but we can still stand proudly 'cause Gryffindor's really big!"
The Syltherins made sounds of protest, but Snape waved them away, a look of enraged bemusement on his face.
" We're the second largest House in this school of Hogwarts, and if Slytherin keeps on shrinking, then soon we'll be first!" Ron belted out.
" As long as we keep Harry." Seamus chimed in.
Ron went on. " Hufflepuff has Ernie, and Ravenclaw has books. They can keep them, thanks, but they just don't amount. 'Cause when you get down to it, you'll find out that the truth is, it isn't what you do with it, that it's the size that counts!"
Shrieks came from the girls, laughter and horror both. Ron blushed and grinned, but steadily belted on. " Many people will tell you that Slytherin's pretty large, but you can't put fourteen Slytherin's into this House of ours."
" It'd take a lot of work, It'd take a whole lot of work!" Shouted Lee Jordan.
" We're bigger than Ravenclaw, almost as big as Hufflepuff, we're bigger than Slytherin and it is full of gits." Draco's face became red at this.
" So big we seldom we bother to go see one another, though we often go to other Houses for some fights. Our wands are very pointy, our females are not, the rest is kinda iffy, but man, do we have a lot!"
" We've got a lot of kids, we've got a whole lot of kids." Hermione grumpily said from her seat, obviously not pleased with the performance.
The rest of the Gryffindors stood up straight and tall and belted it out along with Ron.
" So stand up and be proud and sing out very loud, we stand out from the crowd because Gryffindor's really big!" Ron ended with a red face from holding up the last note for so long.
* * * * *
Hermione dabbed at Ron's face as Harry patched up Lee Jordan's wrist. Her face was crunched up in a frown and her hands were less that kind with him.
" Honestly Ron, did you have to go and do that? You might as well have taken off all your clothes and danced around with a tutu on your head and bells on your ankles.!" She said as she applied some healing ointment.
" Well, I've got 100 Galleons, don't I?" Ron patted the heavy bag next to him. " And Fred and George say I haven't got any guts."
Harry just laughed quietly as he bandaged Lee Jordan, replaying the whole thing in his head again, and then the ensuing battle between the two Houses afterwards. It had been wonderful.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter characters and I do not own anything of Arrogant Worms, so please don't sue me for anything of theirs that may be in this.
*Start*
Ron stood up from his stool in Double Potions one day, looked around the classroom, and a grin appeared on his face. He sat back down, made a few chicken scratches on a peice of parchment, and stood up again.
" Harry, if you would?" He asked, and all the Gryffidnors stood up.
The Slytherins and Snape watched warily, wondering what the boys were up to.
Ron opened his mouth, and the Gryffindors produced instruments of random varities, striking up a tune.
" When I look around me, I can't believe what I see. It seems as if this House of mine has lost its will to live. The teachers all are lousy, we barely have a Chess Team, but we can still stand proudly 'cause Gryffindor's really big!"
The Syltherins made sounds of protest, but Snape waved them away, a look of enraged bemusement on his face.
" We're the second largest House in this school of Hogwarts, and if Slytherin keeps on shrinking, then soon we'll be first!" Ron belted out.
" As long as we keep Harry." Seamus chimed in.
Ron went on. " Hufflepuff has Ernie, and Ravenclaw has books. They can keep them, thanks, but they just don't amount. 'Cause when you get down to it, you'll find out that the truth is, it isn't what you do with it, that it's the size that counts!"
Shrieks came from the girls, laughter and horror both. Ron blushed and grinned, but steadily belted on. " Many people will tell you that Slytherin's pretty large, but you can't put fourteen Slytherin's into this House of ours."
" It'd take a lot of work, It'd take a whole lot of work!" Shouted Lee Jordan.
" We're bigger than Ravenclaw, almost as big as Hufflepuff, we're bigger than Slytherin and it is full of gits." Draco's face became red at this.
" So big we seldom we bother to go see one another, though we often go to other Houses for some fights. Our wands are very pointy, our females are not, the rest is kinda iffy, but man, do we have a lot!"
" We've got a lot of kids, we've got a whole lot of kids." Hermione grumpily said from her seat, obviously not pleased with the performance.
The rest of the Gryffindors stood up straight and tall and belted it out along with Ron.
" So stand up and be proud and sing out very loud, we stand out from the crowd because Gryffindor's really big!" Ron ended with a red face from holding up the last note for so long.
* * * * *
Hermione dabbed at Ron's face as Harry patched up Lee Jordan's wrist. Her face was crunched up in a frown and her hands were less that kind with him.
" Honestly Ron, did you have to go and do that? You might as well have taken off all your clothes and danced around with a tutu on your head and bells on your ankles.!" She said as she applied some healing ointment.
" Well, I've got 100 Galleons, don't I?" Ron patted the heavy bag next to him. " And Fred and George say I haven't got any guts."
Harry just laughed quietly as he bandaged Lee Jordan, replaying the whole thing in his head again, and then the ensuing battle between the two Houses afterwards. It had been wonderful.
