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Love and Hate
He hates how she can just get up during a movie, go, and unload the dishwasher. He loves how she will sit through the movie just so she can sit close to him.
She hates how he insists on watching a Magnum PI episode after dinner, which is usually when the cable news channel plays the Israeli news. She loves that he records the Israeli news for her. So she can watch it when he goes for a shower.
He hates how she always wears his OSU shirt to bed. He loves how easily it slips off when she joins him in the shower.
She hates how whenever he watches an OSU game in a sports bar. She has to pick him up drunk. She loves how the only coherent sentences he says are "I love you" and "You're beautiful"
He hates how she's Kosherized the kitchen. He loves how she goes out every Sunday with her friends so he can have bacon.
She hates that bacon ruins her almost Kosher kitchen. She loves how whenever he has cooked bacon on a Sunday he cleans the entire kitchen, even though the cleaner irritates his lungs.
He hates it when she tells him off for using the dairy knife on meat. He loves how she stuck blue stickers on the dairy knives and red stickers on the meat knives. So he won't get confused.
She hates it when he tells her to improve her English as she has lived in the US for many years. Yet he can barely speak a word of Hebrew. She loves it when she goes through his I-pod mistaking it for hers and finds 'Let Learn Hebrew' podcasts.
He hates it how she likes to listen to her foreign music, which he doesn't understand, first thing in the morning. He loves walking into the lounge to find her dancing and singing along to the music. With a huge smile across her face
She hates how he moans about how much pain she is inflicting on his knees and lungs when they go for a run and refuses to go the next day. She loves that when there was a serial rapist who was picking up female runners. He ran with her every morning even though she insisted she could take care of herself.
He hates how Ziva with her kosher kitchen, foreign music and strange version of English has snuck into his heavily guarded heart and made him so happy. He loves how Ziva with her kosher kitchen, foreign music and strange version of English has snuck into his heavily guarded heart and made him so happy.
She hates how Tony with his football games, bacon, and movies has thawed her once iced over heart and made her life so much better. She loves how Tony with his football games, bacon, and movies has thawed her once iced over heart and made her life so much better.
A/N: I know it's very fluffy. However, it is my birthday and I really couldn't write about something dark. I apologize for any factual mistakes.
