Too school for cool
Liu Kang woke up one day, the clock said 7:20. Liu Went downstairs to get some tea. Ten minutes later. Kung lao walked downstairs and said. ….
"LIU!I had the Yaoi dream again!"
Liu Kang sighed."we're not in love kung lao, you're the hugh hefner of mortal kombat." "thank's liu!" says Kung. Suddenly…the phone rang. "yello?" said Kung Lao. "kung lao!" said shang tsung over the phone. "bo rai cho is in jail for drunk driving!" "what!" said kung lao "is it too late to pay bail?" "no, but that's not the big problem…it ran into the army of dairou's truck!" shang tsung screeched. "uhhhhhhh…." said kung lao. "the what!" said kung lao. Scorpion got up from the couch. "I'll tell you 'bout it. Liu, go pay bo rai cho's bail. When liu opened the door, the Dairou's were there. Wapuchadaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! They all shouted…
Shang tsung came by and saw what was going on. "awww sheettttt what happened." Liu was running around naked, the bathroom wall was torn down to reveal kung lao shitting, raiden was shooting lightning at the army and, scorpion was asleep, with a newspaper on his head. !Shang tsung noticed that the dairous were all doing their earthquake move in unison. Shang Tsung and Bo rai cho(wearing prison garb) walked in, the dairous massed in the main hallway. Shang tsung fired a fire ball, and bo rai cho farted and it turned into nova gas(from call of duty black ops.) the dairous skin turned black, blood formed around the eye, they started vomiting and then died. Shang Tsung stole their souls then, left. "hey guys I'm back" said Sub-Zero. "oh what the fucK!" seeing the house a wreck.
