Taxi Cab

Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot...

Summary: What happens when the characters of Harry Potter get stuck in a taxi cab with the most annoying Sirius Black

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Hi everybody! This is Sirius Black. I'm going to stay in this taxi cab for twenty-four hours, annoying every person that gets in the cab. It all started with Hermione Granger.

"Can you take me to Surrey, London?" asked Hermione Granger.

"Sure," said the taxi driver.

"Excuse me Miss, do you know where babies come from?" asked Sirius Black.

Hermione looked at Sirius and noticed he was five inches from her face. He had a look of pure joy on his face.

"Uh... they come from the stork," stated Hermione questioningly.

Jeez, what is this guy pulling at, thought Hermione.

She noticed that he moved closer to the window and had a look of sadness on his face. He looked as if he was about to cry.

Hermione patted his arm softly and said,"It's okay." Sirius looked at her and started screaming at the place where Hermione touched him.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!...My arm! My arm!"

"What happened? I didn't do anything to you!"

"Ahhhhhhh...I have cooties!"

Then it got all quiet in the taxi cab. Hermione felt as if someone was looking at her. She turned and looked at Sirius, who was staring at her.

"What? Do I have something in my hair?"

All of a sudden, Sirius started to cry.

"What's the matter? It's okay."

Sirius looked at her and said," Make the voices stop! Make them stop!"

"What voices? What are you talking about?"

"They are telling me to burn things! I'd do what they say, but I don't have a lighter!" He stopped abrutly.

Sirius turned and looked at Hermione. He went over to her ear and whispered, "Do you have a lighter?"

Right then, Hermione had had enough. She screamed, "Let me out here!"

The driver looked back and said," But we're not in Surrey yet, ma'am."

"I don't care! Here take the money! Let me out!"

The driver took the money, pulled over and let Hermione out.

After she was gone, Sirius pulled out a little notebook and wrote,

One down, more to go.

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So what did you guys think. The next chapter is going to have is Ron Weasley! Hope you all liked it!

-shortie522