A sixth-year named Severus Snape was running fast and hard to get away from the tormenting James Potter. He panicked when he reached a dead end. I have to hide!
Severus ran into an empty unused classroom and James ran right by. "That was close," Snape said to himself.
Just then, he heard footsteps, followed by the loud, obnoxious voices of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black. Oh no! What do I do? Thought Snape. He ran into an empty broom closet on the end of the classroom.
Snape heard Remus and Sirius come into the room. "This is perfect," said Sirius.
"Well, I don't know. What if we get caught? That would be humiliating!"
"Just relax a little, will you? I do stuff like this all the time! If a teacher comes, just stuff it back into your robes!"
At this, Severus jumped, and his ears were now unwillingly alert.
"Ew, it's all…sticky!"
"What happens if you poke it? Oh! I think it just grew a little!"
"Tie those ropes around it! Yeah, perfect!"
Snape was frozen in place. He couldn't move. He was too disgusted.
"Do that thing again-yeah, that! I like it when you do that!"
"It's like it has a mind of its own!"
Then Snape heard James walk in. He said, "Have you guys seen Snivellus? He's gonna pay for tha-whoa! Can I try? That looks like fun."
Severus had to suppress a gag when James said, "What happens when we swing them around?"
I'll have them expelled this time for sure! Snape flung the door open. "Aha! You guys are disgusting! I knew you looked like the kind of boys who—what is that?" Snape pointed at a glob of green slime in the middle of the three.
Sirius replied, "It's a blob I accidently made in potions. And what are you talking about? The kind of boys who do what, Snivellus?"
Snape was mortified, a blush was creeping up his neck and his face went hot. "Well…um, see, I thought that, uh, it just sort of sounded like…umm-" He was interupted by James.
"Oh my GOSH, Severus! You are disgusting. You think we would actually do THAT? Come on guys, let's go. See you later, Snivellus.
