CHAPTER 1 :
WHERES ATHRUN ZALA?!
A/N if this is being read then some thing bad has happened to me. For I am sitting in the wal~mart parking lot at 11:00 pm feeling haunted writing this. Jk jk actually I have no idea if I am going to post this. so here goes.
p.s. This is a crossover I promise.
Today was the Big day the day Cagalli Yula Atha princess of orb finally got married. No-one really knows who this Alex Dino character is. Some people say he was her body guard during the last war. Some say he is her "no-good-coordinator-brother"'s best friend. Others say he is a coordinator from the plants and their marriage is purely political. And then some say its the same only for the earth forces instead of the plants. Of course most of these are pure lies. But some have truth. The raven haired youth is indeed a coordinator. He is her bothers friend, and he was her body guard. But none of that matters to them. The only thing that matters is that they love each other deeply. And always will.
It was indeed the big day. For lady Cagalli and indeed Alex Dino as well. And as she prepared for the moment she had been waiting for, for almost 5 years. The man of her dreams... was running severely late. The wedding was to start in twenty minutes and he was just now walking out the door and hopping into his jet black convertible... she was going to absolutely murder him and feed him to the guests... His hair flew strait back as he drove nearly ninety miles an hour, down the 60 mile an hour stretch of road that passed by the sea. It didn't matter to him. Even driving this fast he was still going to be late. He didn't even have time to admire the beauty of the ocean as the birds flew in circles. As the trees drifted from side to side in the cool summer breeze. Or to notice the sent of salt water drifting in off the sea. Or the freshness of the air. No he didn't have time for that. He was in far to much of a hurry.
He sped down the road. Deeply debating whether or not to speed up even more. He glanced at the speedometer, the needle barely keeping steady at ninety. He push deeper on the gas pedal. Pushing it all the way to the floor. His body lurched back as the car sped from ninety to ninety five. And from there on to one hundred. He glanced in his mirrors and saw the road quickly disappearing. He knew he shouldn't drive this fast. Being as he was marrying the chief Representative/Princess. But it was cause of her. He couldn't bare to disappoint her. Not again. He couldn't make her wait... they had waited far to long already.
He slowed ever so slightly as he rounded the next curve. But of course, the former gundam pilot had poor luck and even though he slowed down as much as he did, he was still going at least ninety. And in the very next turn off to the left... sat a traffic cop. The lights began to flash swirling as they do. And the heart of Alex Dino sunk. He couldn't mess with this today. Of course the only other option was to keep driving... which would inevitably lead to a car chase. And of course he could lose that wimpy police car but it would require him to drive away from the wedding. And it would probably just be faster to stop.
The former war hero reluctantly pulled over as he slowed his vehicle. As soon as he stopped he reached in he pocket for his wallet. He pulled out his drivers licenses and looked at them. He decided that it was probably a good idea to go with the "being the late groom" story. And he slipped the unneeded license under the drivers seat. It took the cop long enough to get there. Alex had to stop himself from taking of at least three times. The policeman looked about Alex's age, maybe older but not by much. Alex rolled down the window. "Alex Dino?" the black haired policeman asked. This surprised the youth. How did this man know who he was? He was fairly certain he had never seen this man before. "Yes Sir?" Alex didn't have a good feeling about this. He gave the man his license He stared at it for quiet some time before smiling. Suddenly alex heard the passenger door open. He turned, another cop was climbing in the front seat.
"Whats going on here?!" Alex had no time for this. What ever "this" was. " What are you doing?" by this time the policeman outside his door began leaning into the car. "Hey!" Then... darkness. The passenger cop had hit the poor groom over the head. It took both of them to get the boy into his (as Kira had put it) six body trunk. Then the younger of the two climbed into the drivers seat and drove away. He picked up speed. He let his shoulder length hair fly and drove about eighty miles an hour down the road, and looked exactly like the young mister Dino, who's fiance kindly asked the police force not to stop though he would undoubtedly be speeding that day.
Of course the entire police force agreed anything for lady Cagalli. As the black
convertible drove through all the speed traps the only thing that kept it from being
pulled over was that raven hair driver with a worried look on his face. Indeed the
driver was worried. Worried he woulndt pass as Alex Dino. Fortunetly no one seemed to actually know Alex Dino personally. Only by name and reputation. The driver just hopped that this would be enough for their cause. No, it had to be. This was going to work. This Cagalli woman would do anything for this guy... right? Including turning over the other one.
"BRIIIIIING RIIING RIING, RIIIING RIIIING" that would be the captain calling to check up on progress. "Hello?" "ATLE*^&%$0EX! GET THE HE^&*^% VER HE^&*^^E!"Came a female voice over the phone... Alex's phone... the reception was pretty bad though. Maybe she wouldn't notice if he just hung up. "click" the imposter sighed. This could be bad. She wasn't supposed to know yet. If that was Cagalli. Though he never expected the ambassador of peace to be that loud and angry.
A/N ok soooo. I was NOT going to post this. For later chapters. But then I read the other fic I put up. And I was like well this one isn't nearly as embarrassing as that one. Soo here I am... sigh. With yet another fic. I also find it amusing that in the original draft he didn't get pulled over. And then the day I thought of the story at all. Was the first time I ever got pulled over. Fun times I guess right? Anyway. I expect at least one review from miss-dweller-o'-the-basement-place or I shall not continue. Seeing as she is the only reason that I am actually posting this at all. Any other review's fave's and follows are more then welcome.
