''Twas the night before Christmas,
And at 108 Mifflin Street,
Our fave SwanQueen ladies,
Were about to get kinky on the top sheet.
Regina was done up in red and white lace,
While a naked Sheriff Swan trailed kisses all over her face.
The Mayor pushed Emma down and wrapped fingers in her hair,
While the Savior moaned something, like "Yes, Regina! Right there!"
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
But Emma handcuffed Regina to the bed and said, "Fuck 'em! No matter!"
The women made love late into the night,
Their bodies kept dancing,
Oh, a heavenly sight.
In the wee morning hours, they snuggled together,
And Regina mocked Emma for her fugly Christmas sweater,
While Emma pretend pouted,
The Queen pulled a surprise from her nightstand drawer,
A tiny black box,
Emma raised her hands and went, "What's this for?"
Regina gave a soft smile and looked into Emma's eyes,
She told Emma all the reasons she loved her,
And didn't stop when Emma broke down into hiccuping cries.
"Now, forget all the haters!
The homophobes who won't accept our love!
The people who judge us and say their decision comes from above!
Ignore the writers who don't have the strength to stand up against the old tired tale!
And who are afraid to give us modern gay princesses because it might create lots of hate mail!"
Regina opened the box and held up a glittering diamond ring,
The sight of which caused Emma's heart to skip a few beats and then sing.
"A thousand times yes! I'll love you forever," Emma said, kissing the former queen.
And it was in that moment Regina knew what true love really did mean.
SwanQueen is endgame, there's no doubt among Swen.
Now go have a Merry Christmas and let the SQ festivities begin! ?